Ask an RCMP anything. I am a member in the Lower Mainland District, British Columbia

Ask an RCMP anything. I am a member in the Lower Mainland District, British Columbia.

how do you find horses sexually appealing? I don't get it

I don't know, just something about them....so muscular.

What is you badge # don't believe you

Where can I get a uniform? My partner has a uniform fetish and it's a bucket list thing to be fucked by a mountie.

I swear I don't want it for anything illegal. Unless hot sex is illegal.

Unfortunately I think you'll be outta luck. I cant think of any that you can get online. I've seen fake Red Serges made online though.

Red jacket thing with time stamp

Thanks for your response.

I definitely want the real thing. Oh well, life isn't always fair huh.

Do the RCMP consider themselves elite, as in better than the VPD for example?

Are you a freemason? How many officers do you know who are freemasons?

Coming shortly, just sending the email from my phone.

No elite necessarily. I consider myself a better investigator than most municipal officer's no doubt though.

There ya go

Have you met diefenbaker and is he as cool as in that documentary or is he a twat?

Does this image offend you? Also do you know any officers who are horsefuckers?

On this day OP was a really cool guy.

I like to think so most days.

how do we know you aren't a phony, but anyways, I'm a fellow 604 here

I'll take a pic of my badge with same timestamp. It'll be up soon once my WiFi decides to stop being stupid.

(dude from previous thread)
RCMP always drawing the short straw.

Big federal force with backup 3 hours away and no carbines in the cars? That fuckin sucks.

In your opinion, should I try for the City service before RCMP?

Now you show your uniform so we know you ain't phony

Are you the cop who got caught by the surrey creep catchers trying to pick up an underage girl?

am i gonna get arrested for loli?

This actually happens? Wow

There ya go.

I love the RCMP, they've treated me well. That being said, you can make a LOT more money with another service. Major city forces are getting around 100-105k a year for a 1st Class Constable. RCMP is paying 82.5k a year.

Considering the experience you have, do you think you have what it takes to become a decent criminal and play for the other side?

It did happen and no I'm not. I assure you that no one is more pissed off about it then the other member's....

You could. But even if you don't you're still a shit rat.

Absolutely. You learn pretty quickly that a lot of criminals that make a LOT of money are not educated and make dumb mistakes. Having been on the other side I know I could do better than these dumb shits. But I'm a Sheepdog, and I'll be one for life. I signed up and I'm not about to switch teams.

loli is ilegal in canada? do you guys track what people save or something? how do you make arrests like that

Bump folks!

where are you from originally?

Damn, yeah that's fucked.

Anything that is being presented as simulated child porn is still illegal. So essentially if someone is portraying themselves as Under 18 then it's illegal.

Lower Mainland as well. I was lucky I got posted close to home.

>a better investigator than most municipal officer's no doubt though.

city cop here. That's because you have to do most of the shit yourself. I wondered why it only took you guys 2 or 3 years to specialize while it took us 5.

With the legalization of marijuana apparently coming, do you guys even bother enforcing the current laws on it?

how was not getting any ass in grade school

this

As someone from the 604 who used to smoke a lot of weed and ran into cops all the time, they're usually nice about it, the worth thing I've had happen is they confiscated all the product and a friends bong and they took our names and told us to leave.

Do you have any training with the c8 or c7? One time a rcmp picked up my norinco AR and said oh yah eh im trained on one a deez, its a two two tree eh? Then he asks if my revolver is non restricted because it's a .22lr

Fellow 604 Surrey here, good on ya man. Too many police get a bad rap when I imagine you're dealing with human scum most of the time.

I dated a cop who let me smoke weed once.

It was so weird getting high around him.

Ever rape anybody or know of any other RCMPs that did?

That's exactly it. In my first two years I had already written Search Warrants, Blood Warrants, Production Orders, etc.

I talked to my friends in the Muni's and none of them had done any of it.

Grow ops? Not really. Dealing? Absolutely,
thats a lot of my bread and butter. Plus drug dealing typically yields the other two major food groups: Money and Guns.

Most of the time that's about it, unless you think they're involved in Gang conflicts.

meant to say worst not worth

where the white women at?

C8 Colt yes I carry it. I also have my own PAL and own others so.

Appreciate it. Unfortunately I'm finding a lot of this younger generation is buying in to this new "Fuck the police" narrative and saying we're all racist.

No, and No.

would u take money for urself in a drug bust

White women? Alberta or Saskatchewan. Definitely.

have you ever been abducted by aliens?

Hey tri-cities here what's up

No, having been a part of a few, the thought never even crossed my mind.

No I have not. Do you mean illegal Aliens? Sup brahhhh

How many people have you caught smoking weed and let go?

I mean without charging? I dont even know, too many too count. They've never gotten to keep their drugs before tho.

do you ever shoot Americans trying to cross the border?
If not, why not?

I've arrested them before, they immediately get turned over to CBSA or US Authorities. Most people don't realize how much of the BC/USA border is just straight up not protected/monitored.

Is it wrong that i want to fuck horses?

What's the worst town in BC to be a cop in and why. Not any rural town. Ones with decent amount of ppl 604 region

I mean...it's weird. I dont get it at all.

I submitted a tip on a drug dealer to crimestoppers in BC. Whats my chances of an arrest and me getting sweet dollas?

I never bought from the guy or even met the guy, I just know a bitch who gets drugs from him. And drug dealers are garbage.

>I am a member in the Lower Mainland District, British Columbia.
Bullshit. You haven't apologized once.

Neither do i. I want a grizzly bear to fuck me too but horses probably won't try to kill me.

Anyway, keep up the good work.

Well the worst would be the rural's for a lot of reasons. The ones that I've heard are REALLY bad are Prince George, Williams Lake.

But in the 604 area, probably Chilliwack. It's super understaffed and an absolute shithole, and they police like 4 or 5 reserves too I think.

Alberta women. Talk about dicks out for harambe

Ever done a line of coke in uniform?

It's wacked there

Aussie cops do that all the time.

Slim to none if i'm being honest. Most often times drug tips don't do much for us unless we catch dealers in the act or with their product.

I mean....wut.

Lulz.

I like that you called them food groups

have you ever tried to fuck your own horse?

Yeah I mean I've never met an Aussie that was an absolute dick bag. And I spent a lot of time in Whistler.

Truth...unless it's Calgary. But Grand Prairie or Edmonton. Woof.

Yup. It deserves it's nickname.

I know. It's weird.

Any suggestions for a more wholesome fetish?

not even for coke and molly dealers? damn.
I gave a #, couldnt you just text and be all " hey I know ____, said i can buy m, lets meet at fuckin tims"

then be all

"police! fuck you"

pew pew pew

so what happens when a major bust goes down and weapons are seized? I always figured you guys kept the guns and refurbished them for yourselves but the more I think about it, the less it makes sense. Canada doesn't seem like the kind of place that would allow the police to sell seized weaponry, are they just destroyed?

It typically goes straight to whatever Drug Unit works in the area. Mostly for intel. But usually they're pretty on the ball to begin with. What we're looking for are license plates, etc. Because we can link the cars directly to the dealing and go through Civil Forfeiture if we ever make an arrest.

Unfortunately yeah, they typically get destroyed. It's a shame because I've seen some BEAUTIFUL guns that I've seized. But Canada's firearms laws are pretty clear.

Canadian firearm laws are anything but fucking clear are you kidding me?

it would be nice to see the rcmp just riding their horses down the street holding customized drug money weapons.

Poor choice of words. You're right. I am also someone who has their RPAL and CFRO, it's clear as mud.

I mean in no way shape or form could we reburbish or sell them unfortunately.

If you pulled me over with pic related and 30 other rifles and several antique handguns how startled would you be? Yes the armor is real and better than yours

a black dude just reached for your gun, wat do?

Not all aussies are bad, we are a bit loud at times.

I'd love to move out of australia to canada. My BF wants to as well. At least we can marry there.

I mean you're already on careless storage, so seize them all. And jokes on you, I bought my own armor years ago.

I mean....Context....

You wouldnt know i had guns until i told handed you id. I always had my id pal and range membership regardless, just to make sure you know who i am. Ive been stopped with pic related amounts of guns before and it went pretty well.

Gay marriage isn't legal Down Under? That's surprising.

Do you drive around with unpinned magazines, Kelvo?

As long as you have proper paperwork for transport it's a non issue anyways. Just declare it and present your paper and it's good to go.

I hope he doesn't....

Growing a dope plant for fun. I like to smoke weed I'm not a bad person at all have a good job own my home pay my bills and kids are grown, what's your take on folks that smoke up? Like what goes through your mind busting people for pot? I've always wondered.

Can I legally say "Fuck the police" whilst an officer is within earshot?
I wouldn't because i'm a Okanagan/shuswap native and would be profiled around here but I sure would like to know.

No.

We are run by religious fanatics. They keep dodging the issue. They want to spend $160 million to put a vote to the public to see if same sex couples can marry, and opinion polls taken by newspapers and media say most australians are in favour of it, so the government keep delaying the date. Presumably until the vast majority of people say no.

ok lets say I am doing nothing against the criminal code in any way shape or form. However, I come up to you and flip you two birds and tell you to fuck yourself in a really threatening voice. Can you guys do anything to me?

you guys keep notes on peoples houses/properties of suspicious stuff? Albertafag and i have a spare property out west, i was there for the weekend and when i walked towards my car out the door the RCMP parked right behind me and stared, i didnt even look at him and sat in my car then he drove off. 20 minutes later, i went to a diner near the highway and a separate RCMP parked RIGHT beside me in a empty lot for 20 minutes, i was in the diner

im starting to think the RCMP think my place is a grow op or something, literally all the place is used for is the odd weekend since my mom gave it to me when my dad died. i stay 2-3 nights a month to check on the place and i think theyre suspicious, ive never been in trouble once with the law

Thats crazy tok guy
How much range time do you even get? Do you do any training on the side? Cause ive seen some awful cops and even worse shit at the range, some cops are fucking idiots with their guns, ive literally been muzzle swept by a cop before

not OP but my buddy here in Alberta got a stunting ticket because a cop saw him honk and flip off a photo radar truck. on foot pretty sure flipping off a cop is completely legal under free speech

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I only give dealer's shit, because typically they're involved in other criminal activity. Weed will be legal in Canada, it's inevitable. I just hope we develop a better system for testing for impaired driver's before it happens. I don't judge someone who tokes up for themselves, just understand I don't make the laws and I'm bound to enforce them, even if I don't agree with them.

One I always hate is open container. A person should be allowed to enjoy an open beer in public as long as they're not drunk or causing issues, but that's not how society works. We have to work to the lowest common denominator unfortunately.

It's legal, but why draw attention to yourself. Also recognize if you're drunk/under the influence, you can be arrested for DIPP under the Liquor Control Act or Cause Disturbance under the Criminal Code just for being intoxicated in public.

I do like a lot of the other stuff Australia does though, but this ones surprising.

Do you still have international jurisdiction hunting down criminals? Like if I shot someone in Toronto, are you still able to come arrest my ass in Buffalo?

Why are you guys and gals better then city cops?

I will admit we do some pretty cool stuff.

oh ok thanks buddy, its a bit of a life goal to flip off a cop.

i wont deny that Trudeau is a bigger faggot than his father was and hes fucking us Albertans over, but hes better than the shithole the USA will be in if (more like when) Trump is president

It was my life goal to suck off a cop and i did that, so follow your dreams

Im not going to, im native and will surely be hit with some bullshit around the Kelowna area. And i don't drink. Thanks for the info man. Just wanted to know it was legal.