Dubs tell me what I say to my crush. Pic unrelated

Dubs tell me what I say to my crush. Pic unrelated

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Pic is related. It's how she sees you.

Love tho nigga

I have a haemorrhoid can you please come over and have a look at it? I'm really worried.

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send her that pic with no context

This

Let me take a little lick o dat bootay

i made poopy... it was good

I want to shit in your mouth and suck it out

I'd like to date you. You're honestly what I'm looking for in a girl and I want to see if we can make things work. If it doesn't work out, we can just forget about it and move on with our lives and stay as friends.

Wasted dubs

Damn sorry bro

You like scat?

IM A SCATMAN

Roll

I love you

I'm a virgin,pls help

Toll

Rolllolol

Roll

I can't hold it in any longer. You are my truest love, i want you to smother me and help me get away from the life i lead. So that I deserve you. Ill cook and clean for you and ill still pay for anything you want. I want to grow old and marry you. I want to make love to you in the moonlight. Ill always protect you because you are the most important thing in my world. Please love me back

rell

OP here, to make things more interesting she already has a bf

You little shit

Also...
if she doesn't take this ask a joke shes a moron and you should not stick your dick in stupid

Please dump your boyfriend so you can date me, I'm 8 inches

Rollll

do this:

you: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?
her: 26.
you: sorry i forgot U R A Q T.
her: That makes 25.
you: I know.. I will give you the D later...

What's Gucci?

Do this but all in one post

Fuck

This^

tell her one of these minecraft jokes. pic related.

It's time op

So he says "fuck"

I think you're cute. Wanna go on a date?

goddamn it

Tell her you have a crush on her in a straightforward manner, answer ever question she asks 100% truthfully even if it's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done.
Then greentext it.

That wasn't a roll just a reply.

read her what's on the phone in the pic.

This, but all In one post so that you sound like am autist >:)

Baby, you sure know how to make my wiener sing.

FUCKIN WINRAR

WIN.RAR

I'm dumb

" what so you think about cucks? "

And now the waiting game persists

Wtf is this?

Wtf OP are you retarded

what the fuck is wrong with you

why, OP, why?

I'm going to kill you and your entire fucking family you stupid fucking bitch. Fuck your whore mom, ya whore dad I'm coming there with a machete tofuckingnight you understand me you stupid bitch?

I was dancing in a lesbian bar, in the industrial zone

You better fucking Deliver OP.

lol trips

Can I videotape Chad fucking you?

Come on OP get into gear here, we want something entertaining tonight, Sup Forums is shit right now be the hero we deserve.

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>Wtf OP are you retarded
He is thats correct.
Op what's your parents email? Time away from your phone might do you some good big guy

>OP you fucked up real good
But now you also have to answer every question she asks about this truthfully.

Text her this pic and say, "Check out this spider I found making a web in my toilet . . . Scary, huh?"

Squirt in my mouth sweetheart

The Game

followed by 'oh, I didn't take that pic. my roommate Jamal did. he just told me to tell you hi for him.'

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Op an hero