The Americans - Pre-game and Live thread

Tonight's episode: "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"

It begins.

;______;

>Thanks
>for
>the
>beer.

Cucking: The Show

H Y P E
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How funny would it be if Stan suspects Tim and Alice of being the Illegals

>That episode where it went meta and Phil found out he was truly inside of a show. He became

Philman Show

What a shitty way to die.

also Stan saying goodbye to Oleg was somehow both touching and cold at the same time.

why!!!
gaad's death is the second one for me to be a sad moment

>thanks for the drink.

I've never watched this show. Are they commie spies or what?

I thought he was fucking shoot him because of gaad

Once again, FiOS is vague as ever - I'd switch, but the speeds are too good.

>Paige begins to see her mother in a new light.

Nonetheless, how was everyone's Memorial Day?

Yes

Stan just seemed tired more than anything and said as much in the conversation, it's all been beating him down, the job, the ex-wife. Just had to excise one less thing on his mind.

Fucking hell man Elizabeth did nothing wrong but now she's probably gonna have to deal with a HAVE YOU EVER KILLED BEFORE question from Paige. Stupid rapists should have just taken the money.

OH
SHIT
BOI

no cuckposters this time guise

see The wife is always going out on "missions" to fuck other guys. This is literally Cucking: The Show and by talking about it you are all cuckposters.

>Its a Stan doesnt get his own beer episode

Paige is a witness.

>phil's face hes like she doesn't run from fights

>phil's a gamer

>Did you have to do that?

>Elizabeth's face when

you're projecting too much

>it's a Stan has had a hard life episode
;___;

HE DESERVES A HAPPY ENDING DAMMIT

Paige is an ungrateful little twat

>omg mom did you have to hurt the guys who wanted to rape me

>Liz's face when

Sorry I can't watch with you guys tonight but I'm watching the hockey game and enjoying a cold Miller High Life.

>implying Paige doesn't have a rape fetish

>situation comes up again later in the episode and lets her daughter get raped

"So think I should have done something eh?"
"Stop crying Paige"

>posts a thumbnail>

season finale right lads?

next episode

That's just really shitty writing. The sort of shit you see on shows like "Suits"

Honestly thought I saved the whole image. Fuck.

>Sorry daughter, I know that you were nearly traumatized, but I gotta go out and do stuff

this is the 80's, is she even aware rape is a thing?

not saying rapes don't happen in the 80's but they were a simpler non internet time and the thought probably hasn't even crossed her mind yet that she was gonna get raped

Top kek ig the final Cali team wins before a Canadian team in decades

>have you done that before
>Liz can't decide whether to lie or tell the truth
TURNING POINT

rape has been a thing for a long time user. Like way before the romans.

>elizabeth's cyborg killer training is exposed

no I get that, but there is a time when people are young where they don't realize rape exists, a time of innocence if you will

The word was well known but wasn't often acknowledged.

>Patty died for nothing

the anti-rape movement started as early as the late 60s. In the 80s rape was very well known and a publicized issue

are you watchin it?

I wasn't paying attention, what was the big reveal there?

>REMINDER

Dylan Baker isn't going to use the level 4 access that she "died" to get him, so yes I am watching

They got the code

Some of the shots tonight have had such a weird synchronicity and layering, I'm trying to think of what the word it is but playing with spacing and how they're positioned in the frame is really different. You often don't see two people sitting on a couch in same frame,

>"I'm a cuck but going to pretend I'm just trying to trigger you when called a cuck"*
ftfy but thanks

Time for Nairobi?

That Paige is reporting stuff to her. A few more experiences and the kid spy program is a go.

She's have to be pretty fuckin dumb not to realize they were in danger

Paige knows about Martha or Liz realized she was reporting to her like a handler

Good night, John Boy

Pastor Tim is a secret vampire.

>no sexual content warning
>Tatiana is being moved to Kenya
were never going to see her pawg ass ever again, are we bros

All those crucifixes in his office are the perfect cover

Holy shit, it's fucking Taub! Wow.

>Maybe we could shoot him
Why does this show have the best jokes

He showed up two or three weeks ago as Gaad's replacement

Life isn't fair. The only highlight to my life is tatianas ass, and now it will be gone

>pawg
she's not white senpai, actress is from like Russian Mongolia or some shit

Miller high life when?

Still a qt, though. I mean, not a Nina-level qt, but qt nonetheless.

When Stan stops by the house

PHILIP NO

>Tatiana is being moved to Kenya
REMINDER

Here comes the trap, oh fucking shit

...

I feel like there's only 12 of us who post in this thread each week

considering for first few years these threads would die. its growing

>22 posters
minus the 1 cuckposter so a grand total of 21

>FBI Counter Intel now has other competent agents besides Stan and a leader who seems competent

KGB fucked?

we're growing COMRADES

Sup Forums shows unique IPs in each thread
I'm phone posting though so I can't check it

considering how many times Phil has masterminded them, its about time.

Sometimes I post, but usually don't have anything to say since Nina died

I heard she's supposed to on Tyrant; the wife of a new character being introduced.

seriously hate that fag

OH FUCK ELIZABETH IS GONNA SEE HOW PAIGE GETS ALONG WITH STAN JR. AND FORCE HER TO FUCK HIM TO GET MORE INTEL

Why am I so tense bros?

still in mourning

this a ruse or is Oleg legit concerned?

Oleg might have just fucked the Jennings, twice.

RIP William

Oleg cracked like Western scum

wait what the fuck is going on

Phil went in person to place they're going to track William back too. They also have Gabriel too.

legit concerned. he knows their technology is shit and they use shit ships to carry the most dangerous chemical weapons that can wipe out thousands maybe millions.

he doesn't want that shit in his conscience. also if Americans get infected you can bet your sweetass Russia will be bombarded with that shit as revenge

See

Oleg is a secret vampire hunter.

Oleg leaked that America's biological weapons programmed is compromised

whether this is a ruse to facilitate something or if he is legit scared shitless o soviets getting their hands on it is up in the air

holy shit Phil got saved by fucking luck, holy shit

Gabriel is dying

She gonna eat the weirdo dick.

time for paige to learn to take spy-d

WE ROMEO AND JULIET NOW BOYS

>be shit at band
>still make out with chicks

The 80s sure were surreal.

what a sluttt

KEK
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Who the fuck names their kids after vegetables