Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

still here

>Travis
>Two
>Knives
>claimed!

Elitism isn't real.

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Miho claimed

Have fun!

Pic related, it's all of you

Naw, two separate tomatoes! You and Maki!

Nah, that's tame.

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Elitism is real problem in /waifu/ today. Please, for the cost of one (You) a day you can save the next victim of an elitist attack.
>hahhah its funny because its a cofee mug with an s on it xD

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I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /elitism/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.

/elitism/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
/elitism/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
/elitism/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
/elitism/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
/elitism/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
/elitism/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
/elitism/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
/elitism/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
/elitism/ is not NICE

so /waifu/....what IS /elitism/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.
even for you that was bad tbh

Have a night, /waifu/

You're such a cute!

Mao still here.

You're such a failure as a shitposter

And Megumin is shit

>You say as you use my pasta

yes
night

Goodnight beautiful.

I am a trans-nigger. Your shall now refer to me as Tyrone Jamal and my pronouns are homie and Nigger. You shall respect this notion you shitlords.

That's not even your pasta

no, what we are doing is much more pathetic.

That's Mai's pasta you cunt

/elitism/ Is not real Mi Liu.

Nou!

Shut up nigger.

I don't remember writing that.

Fuck off nigger
I started using before you. You change /waifu/ to /elitism/
>cuz mai is mi liu xD le maymayz xD
Good thing thats Sachii and not me!

OH SHIT NIGGER!

WITNESSED

Good night.

yes it is
You're in it right now
you don't have to
>mai is mi liu xd
You're just a failed version of mai

b- but that's racist

That's not your pasta, your english isn't that good, yours is elementary school english at best

>Using xD ironically
>Using xD at all

Just end your life already

Claimu

Goodnight.

As usual, meow.

Tyrone plz

>703303307
>7033 0 3307

now that is impressive

Yo

I'm more advanced shitposter than mai.
You Know, crouching Taiger
>plus its funposting so it doesn't matter if I'm good
I based my pasta off of
I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what Sup Forums is or are simply newfags who don't know.

Sup Forums is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
Sup Forums is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
Sup Forums is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
Sup Forums is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
Sup Forums is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
Sup Forums is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
Sup Forums is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
Sup Forums isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
Sup Forums is not NICE

so Sup Forums....what IS Sup Forums...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.

You cunt

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Rory, you're not a transniggerphobe are you?
woof woof~

Thanks for proving that it's not your pasta, you dumb fuck

>inb4:"I changed Sup Forums with /waifu/ so it's mine"

Sachii did the same, therefore it's not your pasta anymore if you're gonna go by that reasoning

Either ways, you're a dumb fuck

So what if I am, cotton picker?

At least you aren't a elitist like mai i guess
i also created every pasta in existence xd

>every post i make is a shitpost

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Guess it's time to move to tumblr then.
>ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>At least you aren't a elitist like mai i guess
Can't you see why no one bothers trying to please you?

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Did i look like i needed a you or something?

SO MUCH CUM

THERE'S CUM EVERYWHERE

AAAAEEOOHHH AAGGOOHHHHH AEEEEHHOOHHHHHHH

Shit.
Maybe.

Die in your sleep

>You haven't shitposted in the last month
beep boop
?
what does that even mean?

no

Hey guys I didn't follow a goddamn thing and I'm drunk and sorry Makoto.

I'm sorry Makoto. I'll try harder tomorrow. I had a couple days.

...Well if you say so.
Can't say that hasn't happened before. Dreams are weird sometimes.

Hey. Whoa. No need for drastic measures you Abo cunt.

No matter what, you will always find a reason to complain and call others elitists, if you consider mai an elitist how could anybody hope to please your autism?

Want to tell me about it?

Hello

No. I try not to talk at length with strangers who tell me to kill myself.

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Well what the fuck can i do? Unless i have everyone sucking my dick and actively accepting me i can't stand to stay here!

I'm not Mi Liu
I don't run around screaming elitism
Mai is a literal elitist though

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>I'm not Mi Liu
uh-huh
>I don't run around screaming elitism
uh-huh
>Mai is a literal elitist though
uh-huh
Explain how mai is an elitist.

No need to apologize. I know you'll do better, so just enjoy yourself for tonight!

How's your stranger friend?

>Can't say that hasn't happened before. Dreams are weird sometimes.
Do tell.

Are you sure about that?

>pats head

Elitism is just a fucking meme, it doesn't exist, people that say the opposite do so because they feel inferior to others in the threads so they need something to try and justify why they feel inferior

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Yukkuri
You made me, not waifu, cry. Don't tolerate my deviancy, but ... I don't know how to describe it.

Also, don't be fags. Post a thing. Something about your day. About your job. About not having a job.Give some substance.

This thread is pretty dull, so.

Question.

If you haven't met your waifu, who would've been the one you would choose?

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Honestly i'm not interested in talking about how i died in a dream. If you -must- know though, it was a very weird dream where i had a 3rd person perspective and was controlling myself like an RPG character.
After saving a girl, whom for some reason i think was a princess? I proceeded to get stabbed and fall over. But since it was third person, it didn't hurt or anything like that, it was just... concerning.
Then i woke up because, you know, you start asking questions when you die.

Fucking robo-cucks.

he bullies elitists and never talks to any newfags :^(
That's what they want you to think
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>pretty dull
>asks a question about our avatar
Fuck off Elitist

>Explain how mai is an elitist.
>he bullies elitists :^(
Oh my god the cognitive Dissonance.

Can't be oldie boatgirl who left Nª1.
He's underaged and probably sleeping by now.

>'Could' be heretic guy who lost her fiancee.
>Graf can't even type.
>Slav monmusu can't type either.


Trying to guess it's actually kind of fun.

>That's what they want you to think

No, it's literally like that

This elitism meme is one of the worst things that ever happened to these threads, and the people that enforced it are cancerous fucks

Uhg... Not this elitist garbage again...
Don't you shitposters have a shred of originality? Find a new joke please. This one is worn out.

Dunno, haven't heard from em this morning. Maybe they gave up?

I don't encourage it, but it's not like I'm your mother or something, I can't really scold you for it either. The best I can do is just hope that you can manage to hold up on your self control next time.

And my day was decent. Stopped by the mechanics that I'm buying my RX7 from, and I'm hoping I can go and get the flywheel resurfaced tomorrow, and then install the new clutch. Then all it needs is the Smog, and registration and then I can BRAP with the best of em!

Unlikely I wouldn't have, seeing as how my second choice comes from the same franchise.
>Anastasia from Cinderella Girls

Shinku from Rozen Maiden. But it's kind of odd to explain

Jenny was my "waifu" when i was 10
but then i got into Anime
Then Shinku became my waifu
But then i got interested in Western animation too
Then Jenny became my Waifu again.

So if i hadn't re-watched MLAATR Shinku would be my Waifu.
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re-rolling

Shitposters can't even define what the word "elitist" means.

Call em back

Michiru Matsushima from The Fruit of Grisaia

I would have kept looking.

sorry
my autism is pretty inconsistent
what?

You are just being controlled by the elite
no

Stop shitposting. Bad.

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Random blabber about faggots who don't really post anymore and no one really cared about in the first place.

Don't blame me if I'm not making any sense, it's 5 AM.

Will you ever stop being cancer and go back to being a normal poster?

You're just dumb at this point, I wish you would go back to posting normally instead of posting 23.jpg every 2 threads and cancerous copy pastas

>Pomf

Right.
All of them are probably a miss.
Suprised you didnt go for the milk submarine.

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You're not a stranger, if that's what you mean to imply.

Goodnight /waifu/.

night