Walk outside

>walk outside
>see her relaxing alone
>wat do?

keep walking and mind my own fucking business

vomit

suprise throat fuck

gross pussy

turn 180 degrees and walk away

Pull out your dick

180 means u walk in to him xD u mean 360 right

Offer to apply lotion.she might take the bait if no big deal.

Straighten out her big toe, take that square off her face and lick feet

Probably this honestly. I don't waste my time with women anymore. It just gets my hopes up, and then I'm let down when I realize love just sin't meant for everyone.
I don't even masturbate anymore because of it. There's no attraction.

If I were in public I may call 911 for indecent exposure, but if I'm outside then 9/10 I'm going somewhere, and me being ther eis more important than her, so then again, I would probably keep moving.

Faggot innies don't look gross ever

this level of retardation though

Attempt rape

Hi newfriend

Turn 180° degrees and moonwalk away

what? XD 180 degrees means he walks into him and that 360 is behind him he should walk 360

There's always at least one person who catch this bait

>this level of retardation though

how ironic

>found the 14 year old

>found the b8 faller

Found the newfag who doesn't get irony

im actually older than u probably so dont even try me xD u are so dumb u think 180 degrees wouldnt walk into him it would idiiot

xD try harder user

>this level of bait

And we've got second one who get caught. High quality bait.

This. Always this. Fuck women.

I mean, don't fuck them.

Only the best prank

> get close enough to her from behind
> be quiet so as not to alert her
> pull my capris down
> take a shit on the ground nearby
> pick up shit
> rub it all over my face
> scream at the top of my lungs

Oh my god it's so funny how they always get scared off

tryharder than what u??

omg u r so dumb Xd

double dubs

this is not me xD someone is pretendingf to be me we need names nont anoymous

ask if i can lick her pussy

So much 'xd' in this thread. This is now newfag thread

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

z337

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I wouldn't run away user

keep walking. I hate shaved/waxed/trimmed

yeha right

There's nothing more satisfying than cumming in an unshaved pussy, especially if it isn't like a girlfriend or something

It feels so animal and pure. It's how sex was meant to be

ya we need names xD ok whats ur name i;ll tell u mine we can have names

Stfu and leave, it's bedtime dumb faggot

Start filming her and calling her a degenerate whore at the same time. Upload the vid here. Fuck the slut.

wtf is wrong with u? xD i jhust want names??

>meant to be
if you like it. I dont care.
I love how her unshaved legs around my hip feel when I am deep in her bush

...

I wish I could stuff my face in that after she had a good workout.

what even drove our ancestors to procreate with these chewbakkas

Thats an odd ballsack.

Not being little bitches, thats what. (Also they married women at 12, and fucked their tight ripe bare pussies daily until they had dozens of babies.

It makes me diamond.
I love how it looks. I love how it feels

Hand her a beer and offer her a toke off the hog leg I just rolled.

You probably only fap to hentai and shaved trap butts so your opinion doesn't matter you fucking fag

Wonder why her face is a black square

That's Hillary Clinton and she can't be embarrassed like this

>mfw I know better

kek

>mfw she has bigger delts than tits

No thanks thank you

How fucking small are you if this wench has bigger delts than you!?

He said her delts are bigger than her tits

>mfw retards cant even read

I said her delts are bigger than her tits you fucking poophead

My delts are are so big bruh you have no idea. Imagine what you think a cannonball looks like, okay see you're wrong. Imagine a cannonball twice the size of imagined size. That's nearly half the size of a portion of my delts

Learn to read you knobjockey

yes they always do
it's just a plain line - how boring!
it's great for guys who hate the look of pussy and want something simple

ask her, "why bother leaving the top on?"

just for harambe

I already cut her nipples off on that pic

am I the only one thinking this is photoshop?

Tell her about Donald Trump

What makes you think its photoshop?

But she doesn't have a cock for you to suck on

why?

basically, a 12 year old gay faggot posts a random porn pic asking for advice about how should he masterbate his tiny flaccid saggy penis

3 stroke my seed in there and go back inside for a nap.

>shaved
Absolutely disgusting.

Cringe

ask if she's ok? if not, put clothes on her, then.... fake white knight her till i get her behind closed doors.

Fucking virgin cucks

LOLS, you totes missed the raping in the message.#weaksauce

Found a pic of her face

Why don't you go find a pedo thread since you obviously prefer your girls to look prepubescent you faggot.

abort mission

Pretty sure OP's pic is Asian.

If that was your attempt to be like "ow thats an ugly chick thats gonna make a funny point" that failed miserably. One she is not ugly just a bit fat and overunthusiastic. Two, its not funny.

Her dad is Richard Garriot

that's a post op tranny (duh).

face is censored, broad shoulders, no breasts, and the vag looks like a scrotum cut in half.

really, just two halves of a ballsack. that's a man.

trips wasted on a fag

These ought to be the best Blowjobs ever.

Trips of Truth

>pedo thread

XD ITS supoSed To Be ChEeZe PizZa thred
u newfag summerfag

Lol double dubs of truth have made their presence known. You just lost the game