Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Everyone has a little bit of Chen in him, eh?
Calamity-masu'd
Wew lad
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>still not a weeaboo.
You are.And mif you say No I'm not Thats just denial.Thats sad.Do something better in your free time .Is tlaking to other weebs the best thing you do?
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Yeah, all's good. Still got a weeks break left. Waiting for my timetable so I can tell if I need to fix my sleep pattern, but I'm hoping for night classes again. I may only have to go in twice a week!
That's good to hear, man.
I have a girlfriend and a big house and five cars.
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Upotte is the only anime I watch.
Its not the best but I enjoy it
Welcome back, Master. I'm bad at sleeping.
>I have a girlfriend and a big house and five cars.
I never thought ppl would tell lies on the internet?
Why are you trying to hide that you are an weeb so hard?Is it that hard to accept?
Its too cold
For you here
Now hold both my hands in
The holes of my sweater
Syndra, make him go to sleep
>will no girl ever say to you other then your imagined waifu
Hey man it's not a lie I'm just very successful and cool and smart and funny
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>very successful and cool and smart and funny
Thinking that you are a person in an anime dosent count.
Welcome back explorer
What?
Those are lyrics to a song
lmao
Nah dude it's all 100% true check my facebook page
>not having multiple arranged marriage wives like every young mudslime man should
Oh yeah, how did things turn out with your qt koume?
Did you even try?
Hello Ginko.
Gladly~
I have wives, but also a girlfriend.
jerk!
ran is cuter!
....Yes. A little.
I hate to leave you now
But I really don't know how
I could stay here
And look at you tomorrow
All I ever did was try
But it's time to say goodbye
And I promise
I won't be here tomorrow
But I'm no weeb, I have a job, a life and friends.
No, she isn't.
I prefer Chen.
>BF: Can summon 4 times from the new (Apprentices of War) summon gate.
Should I do it?
I demand that you sleep!
>Those are lyrics to a song
Na dann!
>check my facebook page
Link me!
I dont even have Facebook anymore But i guess your name is something like
Kawaii Master
Cutie Karen
Karen Kawaii
Katana Karen
If its one of those I would be happy
>But I'm no weeb, I have a job, a life and friends.
>Weed is no drug
Its just denial
Oh, hey.
It's called Kawaii Karen Master Waifu 4 Life 2016, search it up!
tbh Ran is 100% cuter!
she had fluffy tales. she's better at getting pomf. watch, it doesn't feel as good when you pomf the chen
>pomfpomf
see? told you
Who are you to boss me around!?
It's the resummon gate or the actual gate?
>either one is okay, but units are a bitch to raise
You like being bossed around, don't deny it!
Then try again.
Im probuably going to try sleeping more after i finish drinking my tea.
Wololo
>Kawaii Karen Master Waifu 4 Life 2016
I dont want to talk to you anymore
Im gone
white weeb trash!
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Thank you, Rory.
Have you been well?
Hey Syndra, how's life?
That's some good stuff.
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Please talk to me I was just lying I don't have any friends irl or here everyone just ignores me.
You are my only friend, don't leave me.
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Age of empire was the shit.
Young Bae is pretty nice. Listened to a playlist and I've found it there.
Your my only friend
>you can guess who
>You are my only friend, don't leave me.
Why do you keep lying?
Okay we get that you can't shitpost. But shitty music as well? Wait, you're shitposting, right?
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Dude what the hell I'm not lying? I just want a friend, will you be my friend?
Music is subjective, I found it pretty normal that the taste might differ from human to human. Either way, I don't really listen to a single genre either so I enjoy what I do enjoy.
someone's mad that Ran is cuter
I have a feeling that I've heard that before but I can't for the life of me remember.
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Could be better. Sick again, but atleast its just a cold.
How are you?
I could be more than a friend.
So. What did you think of Splendor & Misery?
>I just want a friend, will you be my friend?
aw of course :^)
Whos ran im no weeb and dont know any other weebie then chen and dokuro
>Music is subjective
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No it isnt
You are.
So you enjoy listening to shit?
Wew, never thought I'd see the day. Do you have a scat fetish or something?
A B S O L U T E L Y
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Actual.
>Forgeting about bonus Elgifs.
I'm still a bit indecisive about if I should summon anything regardless of gate.
>Naps are always a good idea.
You need sleep. That's all I have to say.
>Chen being your only friend.
Literaly everyone else on here is your friend, you know.
>best fox claim
Thank you so much. I'm gonna go tell my mom.
What should we do now? Do you like video games? I like to watch anime in my bed all day since I don't have a job or school.
Shhhhh
>getting replied to by such a heretic
Wew feels shameful doesnt it?
ran!
Use them how you need to. If you need some more buffer units or anything, summon from the gate that specifies it. Whatever you needed may have already passed so that's a shame. And the Elgif you get is usually garbage.
>wololo
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Been well enough. Yourself?
Explosion?
Going to sleep. Good night all.
Alright alright.
By certain people maybe.
Naps are nice. I'm just going to sleep though.
It might. Why are you replying to me anyways?
Ohh your roleplaying a weeboo that makes you even more cringey! I hate you even more now!
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trips for the steal
My only guess is that you've listened to this album, where you find the song sampled.
tomppabeats.bandcamp.com
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Good share, I really love the vibe that the acoustic guitar gives. Fits really well.
Here, have another song.
Um, no.
Clipping? Never heard of them.
I miss playing it. I might install it again.
Sleep well.
Jerk
Kerj weeb
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Urabe is the best waifu, end thread
Y-You hate me..? But I thought we were friends..?
Goodnight.
beew jerk
>Y-You
stop writing like this you just prove my point that every weeb is an unsociable person
Why do you have to be such a bully? :(
Why can't I be your friend? :(
Yeah, I might need to wait and think it over.
Then sleep.
I've been listening to noise and field recordings since I was 3.
That's not me. though.
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Hello Tsumugi
What's even going on with these?
W-w-why are you doing this? I just wanted to watch anime with you...
Just another Chen claimer.
Chen calling himself a jerk. Obviously you little shit
I'm posting his shit because id ont have anything else besides 200+ pictures of eliza.But then i get
>posting real life girl
thats sad
We can watch Higurashi when they cry. The second thing that came out...wanted to watch that :^)
Chenposting time, I guess.
>pomfpomf
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Chen is an idea.
I mean I don't summon anymore
>or try not to
Because everyone I have is good or will get better with their evolutions
Oh, you're stealing Rory's pictures now?
Shame.
We all have a little Chen in us.
Chen is an attentionwhore*
FIFY
>stealing pictures
This is not your regular elitism.
This is ADVANCED elitism
Oh, dear mother, I love you
I'm sorry, I wasn't good enough
Dear father, forgive me
'Cause in your eyes, I just never added up
In my heart I know I failed you, but you left me here alone
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