Came home from work, when i found this chick lying in my bed. /b's decide what to do

Came home from work, when i found this chick lying in my bed. /b's decide what to do.

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Show her this thread:

ask 4 nudes

Time stamp

Show her feet!

Give her a bowl of eggs

Is she awake?

Post a dozen "what do" threads on Sup Forums and do nothing in real life

ITT: no timestamp

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Hug her.

>filename

Do this

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mh i don't want to wake her up.
i see this a perfect chance to end my virginity.

you couldve at least renamed the picture, faggot

I lost my virginity to a sleeping dog so its okay

10/10 would bang

Fuck her. Then try to find your own ID and try to get hold of her ID. Perhaps it's your long lost sister. If yes, fuck again.

Man i would pay so much money to get this

youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw

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OP has delivered

Throw her out your fucking window.

she got up?

man youd pay so much money just for a scrap of attention an ounce of a reply let alone a chick ANY chick in ur bed including ur mom who probably rejected you as an infant and didnt once put you to bed, assuming you even had one, assuming you even had any money

Film a sweet social experiment for your new kissing prank channel

at least i got my reply

she's peeing so i took this photo real quick. i'm hiding in the other room now, waiting for next instructions

At least i got my reply.

Hurry up and get in bed

Off by one!

put your dick on her head..

Off by 40, retard.

If you're OP - is it common for Germany to not have bed sheets and just have blankets? I honestly thought it was USA until I saw the writing on the pillow.

Shit in the bed

Feet!

Actually 37

lol thats off by 30 or so, fucking inbecile

Best troll reply so far

Throw boiling water on her....webm

One digit. Guess I should have specified.

How's autism treating you?

It's common in Austria... cause ppl there have no money and brain

> calls the guy an imbecile
> thinks 33 + 30 = 73

Are you a nigger?

sounds amazingly fake, but sure

just try being nice to her and ask who she is, invite her to stay and talk.
if you'd still want, you could then do your crazy shit once she becamse friendly with you

germanyfag here. Don't know why this dude has a blank mattress but I do have bedsheets and blankets like every other person I know does aswell

This

That would be 703333330.
You are really bad at this.

Steal her phone.

OP here. Quick update:
She went in the living room and fell asleep again.
I decided to hide her in case my parents come home. What next?

I'd lick her feet. When she wakes grab the pillow...

A legit timestamp

Off by five for a holy sevens. How does that make you feel

hahahahahaa that can't be real

srsly steal her iphone and kick her out

Nice nose *.*

Wake her up then politely ask her to leave.

If she doesn't comply kick her out

You'll notice he also switched bed, room, phone and girl

Winrar

Wake her up and say wakey wakey in the most Australian sounding accent you can

>You'll notice he also switched bed, room, phone and girl

it's living room, same girl and same phone sherlock

Get her off the fucking bed so you can put a sheet on it. It's near impossible to clean dust and oil out of a mattress

Fuckin hilarious Op!

Cop a feel

Start making coffee, and something to eat. Make her get up with da smells.

Put a sheet on this bed while there is no one on it

wait I mean stick a carrot up her ass

Charge her phone for her Op

op is a fucking faggot isn't he

The fakest shit I've ever seen.

Sage.

OP here: I sneaked in the living room to see what's up. She sleeps deeply and smelled of alcohol so I've taken my chance.
Please rate my paint job

German-fag detected

0/10 no timestamp

10/10 But c'mon man... let's see some tits...

This.
It's standard operating procedure in such situations. Proven method. Cook her some eggs, make sure she eats them, and then go from there.

This

Stick peewee in nose untill she wakes up

Damn it Peter Chris!

lol this thread is so fake youtu.be/sZBA1W1S3uc

Oh shit I missed this.

Show her feet dammit!

>parents come home
Check if she's your mother

yes! Feet! Show them

I love the way girls converse smell

Indeed!

lol

Dubs have spoken now cut the crap

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fake asf

Those are NoT hers!!!!

Agreed or OP is she

Its your sister isnt it you faggot.

OP = nigger

Did she wake up OP? You're being very slow

Dem track marks

Hold her down and smash her pussy like the plans smashed the twin towers

OP here. I didn't post that.

True

Nah, if they where they be following a vein

Wake her up by licking her pussy out she cant b made a good host treats his guest