Came home from work, when i found this chick lying in my bed. /b's decide what to do.
Came home from work, when i found this chick lying in my bed. /b's decide what to do
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Show her this thread:
ask 4 nudes
Time stamp
Show her feet!
Give her a bowl of eggs
Is she awake?
Post a dozen "what do" threads on Sup Forums and do nothing in real life
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Hug her.
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Do this
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mh i don't want to wake her up.
i see this a perfect chance to end my virginity.
you couldve at least renamed the picture, faggot
I lost my virginity to a sleeping dog so its okay
10/10 would bang
Fuck her. Then try to find your own ID and try to get hold of her ID. Perhaps it's your long lost sister. If yes, fuck again.
Man i would pay so much money to get this
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OP has delivered
Throw her out your fucking window.
she got up?
man youd pay so much money just for a scrap of attention an ounce of a reply let alone a chick ANY chick in ur bed including ur mom who probably rejected you as an infant and didnt once put you to bed, assuming you even had one, assuming you even had any money
Film a sweet social experiment for your new kissing prank channel
at least i got my reply
she's peeing so i took this photo real quick. i'm hiding in the other room now, waiting for next instructions
At least i got my reply.
Hurry up and get in bed
Off by one!
put your dick on her head..
Off by 40, retard.
If you're OP - is it common for Germany to not have bed sheets and just have blankets? I honestly thought it was USA until I saw the writing on the pillow.
Shit in the bed
Feet!
Actually 37
lol thats off by 30 or so, fucking inbecile
Best troll reply so far
Throw boiling water on her....webm
One digit. Guess I should have specified.
How's autism treating you?
It's common in Austria... cause ppl there have no money and brain
> calls the guy an imbecile
> thinks 33 + 30 = 73
Are you a nigger?
sounds amazingly fake, but sure
just try being nice to her and ask who she is, invite her to stay and talk.
if you'd still want, you could then do your crazy shit once she becamse friendly with you
germanyfag here. Don't know why this dude has a blank mattress but I do have bedsheets and blankets like every other person I know does aswell
This
That would be 703333330.
You are really bad at this.
Steal her phone.
OP here. Quick update:
She went in the living room and fell asleep again.
I decided to hide her in case my parents come home. What next?
I'd lick her feet. When she wakes grab the pillow...
A legit timestamp
Off by five for a holy sevens. How does that make you feel
hahahahahaa that can't be real
srsly steal her iphone and kick her out
Nice nose *.*
Wake her up then politely ask her to leave.
If she doesn't comply kick her out
You'll notice he also switched bed, room, phone and girl
Winrar
Wake her up and say wakey wakey in the most Australian sounding accent you can
>You'll notice he also switched bed, room, phone and girl
it's living room, same girl and same phone sherlock
Get her off the fucking bed so you can put a sheet on it. It's near impossible to clean dust and oil out of a mattress
Fuckin hilarious Op!
Cop a feel
Start making coffee, and something to eat. Make her get up with da smells.
Put a sheet on this bed while there is no one on it
wait I mean stick a carrot up her ass
Charge her phone for her Op
op is a fucking faggot isn't he
The fakest shit I've ever seen.
Sage.
OP here: I sneaked in the living room to see what's up. She sleeps deeply and smelled of alcohol so I've taken my chance.
Please rate my paint job
German-fag detected
0/10 no timestamp
10/10 But c'mon man... let's see some tits...
This.
It's standard operating procedure in such situations. Proven method. Cook her some eggs, make sure she eats them, and then go from there.
This
Stick peewee in nose untill she wakes up
Damn it Peter Chris!
lol this thread is so fake youtu.be
Oh shit I missed this.
Show her feet dammit!
>parents come home
Check if she's your mother
yes! Feet! Show them
I love the way girls converse smell
Indeed!
lol
Dubs have spoken now cut the crap
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fake asf
Those are NoT hers!!!!
Agreed or OP is she
Its your sister isnt it you faggot.
OP = nigger
Did she wake up OP? You're being very slow
Dem track marks
Hold her down and smash her pussy like the plans smashed the twin towers
OP here. I didn't post that.
True
Nah, if they where they be following a vein
Wake her up by licking her pussy out she cant b made a good host treats his guest