My breakfast ask me anything i got to go to work in45 min

My breakfast ask me anything i got to go to work in45 min

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Is that your breakfast?

Yes -_-

Do you have work in 45 mins?

Welp, what can I ask, bon appetit
btw, do you eat that every day?

Can I ask you anything?

What's the brown thing

Dude -_- really
yes

What is this thing that looks like a black vagina

Are you happy with this kind of breakfast?

What's your job?

Are you eating your breakfast?

Why don't you make better decisions about your eating habits?

i would be

Do you eat this everyday?

Don't you get grossed out OP? I used to eat like this, and just thinking about it now kinda grosses me out man

Wow! Are those sausages?

Why not cook the dogs?

TRIPS DUBS DUBS

I bet you live in Quebec because there is two language written on the food.

Your breakfast looks gross... It'd look gross as lunch and dinner as well. What's the brown pile that looks like diarrhea?

lel

No only sometimes
-_- fuck off
It's like oatmeal and cocoanut with chocolate my mom made them there pretty good
I work at a museums showing people around

OP makes a shit breakfast

What are you drinking?
Where are you from?

Why do you eat dessert for breakfast?

Badgers in my pants with bacon?

Why do you I eat those, and how going in without shirt pretzel?

Dude I have the same plates!

What's happened to your life? You eat like this and you work on Saturdays? You need to get it together.

That is fucking disgusting OP. Way to treat your body as a garbage dump.

Eat some real food please. Your body is a temple. Treat it as such, because you only get one.

If you were to look up half the ingredients that go into that 'food' you would probably have second thoughts about putting those poisons into your body.

Do you live in winnipeg and if so wanna meet up and fuck?

Don't care about it
Yet it tastes great so ya
No
No
No hotdogs
They are cooked

Is that a glass of coca cola for breakfast?

I feel the same, how can people eat that garbage? Blind consumption has become the way of the world... how sad...

This. Lets answer the real questions.

My favorite is "simulated flavor" on the chips. Right up there with 'made with real cheese!' You know something is shit if they have to advertise the fact that, wow, they actually used REAL cheese...

What are those to pills under the hotdogs?
btw i just noticed you used sandwich bread for them

You tried! That's all that matters. :)

No just Canada
Oatmeal coconut chocolate thing I said this already I think
Canada and good old Dr Pepper

what are those pills?

So your mom ate coconuts and this black thing come out of her ass

can you kill yourself?

You burnt the bagel, that's all that matters

>It's like oatmeal and cocoanut with chocolate my mom made them there pretty good

My mom makes those too, you're Canadian too eh? I think those cookies are a type of "macaroon".

I'm not OP, that's all that matters

Do they not put Spanish on things in America?

Shit, I guess a trip to Canada would be weird for you then. Just aboot everything is bilingual, except when it's not (see: that one place in Quebec where you can get beat for speaking Anglais).

I'm already at work fam.

Don't know
What ?
?
Well that's because I live inside your walls
..... Sorry?
Naw

You take plastic up the moonhole, that's matters life with lumpy fucfuc!

The more you know! : )

Québécois are literally subpar people. They're like Canadian Mexicans.

You put a lot of thought into that one, you get a gold star buddy :)

If I was closer ya I fucked myself with a plunger last night
No Dr Pepper
Moltens pain killers

how many museums do you work at?

>you get a plastic star
>doesn't even give him one
>mfw

Better than OPs, but still could do better.

Oatmeal with flax seeds, Greek yogurt with hemp seeds, cashews, and plenty of water and fruit juice to drink is my average breakfast.

How many more minutes til work?

You tried to role play, that's weird. You get a "A" for effort!

-_-
Naw not today
... But when I do let me tell you THERE IS going to be a SHOW
Yes that I forgot the name

You get an Arab muffin buddy, I see your fear, and taste of your ceiling!

(bunny rumbles intensified!)

That's pretty close to what I usually have for breakfast in the mornings but I woke up late and couldn't eat before I left so I got some microwave bullshit at the gas station next door to where I work.

Who opens chips from the bottom of the bag? Come on!

Fuck that looks good
Can confirm
1?
18

you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

More flavour! who opens them from the top?

Pro tip:

It tastes like shit and has no nutritional value.

I would rather skip breakfast and drink water instead in that case, then again I can go a long time without eating and still have energy, most cannot, so I would say your choice is better than nothing, and a better choice than most would make.

No dude it's like a cookie thing
You think I give a fuck about nutritional value

Your breakfast looks like shit and you probably do too, those hotdogs don't even look cooked, the little turd looks like shit, no ice in the dr pepper

Up the motrin count by about 40 you worthless beta sack of shit

cunt

all done

how old are you op?

Cavy sow!

Ya I look like shit
You guess

welp, have a nice day at job i guess

Fruit Juice has too much sugar, but other than that I eat the same. That or just blend it all into a protein shake.

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Wrong pic that's like from 3 days ago Still have 12 min

Just to be cleare I have swiched clothing just happen to be whereing the same thing

im gonna say 13 based on your diet. but you have a job so 17?

Where do you live? I have that same plate

second

You look extremely average in an ugly way.

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kek

Fuck -_-
In your walls
Just fucking with you Canada
THANK YOU

Not a large portion, lemonade is great though.

I am glad to see that more people are treating themselves right.

Thats a bit away. Guess those plates are just the bees knees

Ok?
Dude kek my sister glared at me for giggling to loud

can confirm, have those plates too

>simulated flavour
Ahhh america....

I love me some oj.i drink orange juice everyday.

True, homemade stuff is always better. Clean eating is the best. I used to be a disgusting fat fuck. It's a world of difference when you start eating right.

Great too, tangerine orange juice is fantastic!

TITS OR GTFO

I love these plates to ^^
Aww everywhere

haha! I'm glad someone appreciated it

I can eat anything I want and stay fit, though I have always liked healthy food the best, and almost exclusively choose it out of respect for myself and as an example towards betterment for others.

Show some tits! And your face

Are those hotdogs cold???
You didn't peel them first?

Wtf you don't peel hotdogs you nigger

Naw
No warmed up and how do you peel a hotdog
shit I am late I need to go

OP is so fucking disgusting.

>Naw not today... But when I do let me tell you THERE IS going to be a SHOW

What is that supposed to mean? Based on your fucking half-assed answers and the type of life you appear to have, you are just a fucking lazy and incompetent sack of dead weight. You don't even have the balls or the capacity to even try to kill yourself. You are barely competent enough to make food.

I really hope that those fucking eating habits kill you as soon as possible, you pathetic, worthless excuse for a human being. Go to your dead end job and continue to waste the resource of this world. Shit.