Mom keeps telling me I need to find a job again

>Mom keeps telling me I need to find a job again

Wtf I hate that bitch now.

KILL HER

But then who will restock the fridge...

just break your legs

never have to work again

fuck off and do it Pierre

But then I can't play any sports...

Don't worry there will be android mums soon to replace her

That will probably cost money I don't have though

Get a easy shit ass job where you have to pretty much to nothing, like work a gas station or something.

Do they hire neets or should I lie on my résumé

Most people get jobs from lying and learn as they go.

That's kinda what I've been thinking

what does your dad say

Look for a lazy shit job
Don't worry about the pay, no cunt will bother you once they know you work.

>role playing candian goes from earning a 7 figure salary to being a NEET
Wew

I've been considering a job at a call center or something. But seems pretty fucking lame.

Maybe some fast food shit and then quickly climb the ranks to district manager?

I don't know you choose user.

I'm just trying to decide what would work best for a sperg like me. I guess it's better to work on ironing out my sperg tendencies sooner rather than later.

It's not like I got much to lose. If I suck and try my best but get fired at least I tried right?

Even after that you gotta keep trying..
It's a never ending game till you die and pass that madness onto your children.

True SENPAI

Now that I think about it I'm not sure what I was even worried about. Worst thing that can happen is they just say 'no' and I don't get hired. That's it...

Pretty much.

What's the big deal then

Isn't it this way with everything? From getting a job to asking a girl out?

Worst case scenario isn't even so bad when you think about it.

play sports? dear god what a normie

But sports are fun

Nothing is bad or good
There is no risk when you have nothing to begin with.
Ask any girl that you know out, 1 out 10 will say yes.
10 out 100 will stay with you you're whole life.
No one wants to be alone for their whole lives.

Is there literally ANY reason not to keep trying everything then?

I think I've just gained some new motivation thanks ausbro