Will i ever get laid Sup Forumsros?

Will i ever get laid Sup Forumsros?

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if you work out yes, if you stay on your lazy ass and keep eating like you're eating then no.

I would keep my shirt on.

not if you let the feelings of inadequacy associated with having a below average physical appearance govern your confidence and ability to go out and attempt to mean women(or men, hell, trannies and whatnot too.)

>Convert to Islam
>Bomb something
>Get laid
only way for you

Probably. I wouldn't be too picky, though.

Quit eating junk food, refined sugar and stop with the pop or enjoy your coming heart disease.

No you wont you are a wasting my oxygen kill yourself disgusting fat fuck.

Spread butt and show dick for science.

>Nohomo

How much money have you got?

Go vegan. The animal fat you eat is the fat you wear. We can literally take a fat samples from your body and find the fats of dead animals.

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Don't eat till midday and you'll be fine, also there are escorts or rape

Dude !
You can get rid of your phat in less than a year.
Avoid drinking anything else but water [try Perrier to make it exciting] walk 3 evenings a week.
Eat meat no bread no pasta salad blend all your shit. Even fast food.. With no bread.
Go fuck yourself.
I know the question was > Will I ever get laid Sup Forumsros?

the answer is yes but don't expect a nice chick you stupid ass MF

Probably not you look like one of those fat sweaty fedora wearing anti-social guys that like my little pony and hang out in game stop all day

I am looking worts than you and I have a super hot girlfriend who is addict to sex, so yes it will happen, just get confident, be smart and don't be shy to talk to girl and you will get laid

>refined sugar

Sugar makes you fat. KEK

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The only thing that causes heart disease is cholesterol from animal foods.

Sooner or later

start eating vegetables, whole grain cereals and non processed meat, start running and lifting, and in 6 months you can get laid easily. You just have to work for it.

>looks worse
>super hot girlfriend
you aren't kidding no one here

>refined sugar

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>meat

And stay fat.

All I eat is meat, fruits, vegetables and eggs and dairy products and shit...am I dead

your body looks like it fills the inside of a loose fitting shirt perfectly.. just pray you got her ready to go before she sees your body..

Yeah if you're not a faggot. I'm pretty skinny fat and I bang 9s and 10s. You could pull some 6s 7s if you don't act like a lil bitch

Hillary Clinton changed her sex when she was 18 years old. She was a dude before and her childhood photos are fake.

Meat has barely any carbs...go on a low carb high fat diet and do cardio

How old

Basically this, I was worse that you so I whent on an 1000 calorie a day vegan diet. It was a painful year but I dropped a little over 100 pounds and slimed up. If you plan on doing it OP I suggest you walk a lot to keep your blood pumping and drink an insane amount of water. Good luck OP.

How is your face?

I see chubby guys with hot chicks all the fucking time, their face is somewhat handsome in these cases.

Lost 10 kg in 3 month with what I said, so... well I don't care about what you think.

>Will i ever get laid Sup Forumsros?
Even at my largest (about 400lbs) I had little issue getting laid (I'm now 245), just pretend you're listening and attempt to engage in pointless discussions; bitches love to talk, especially the easy ones.

Even a tubby fuck like you can score some pussy on okcupid or plentyoffish.com

Damn.... I thought genetics meant something....

Hear bleach does amazing for diets

18 6'8"

Blah, blah... only vegans meet the ideal BMI according to several studies... You have to be a fucking marathon athlete, take roids, or starve yourself to have the BMI a long time vegan has.

And while you may not be fat, you're dying on the inside due to that all that cholesterol. Hence why non-fats have strokes and heart disease all the time.

Now, go enjoy your meat pies fatty.

1 year?
It can be done in 100 days with a proper routine and diet and a sixer be popin with those gains

I want to upvote this

> only vegans meet the ideal BMI according to studies


You're the dumbest faggot, according to studies

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Yeah go buy some hookers but if you dont respect yourself enough to lose some weight you cant expect women to either.

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Oh yeah ? show me some of these studies and teach me some of your veganazi knowledge, would you ?

Meth

Just walk 5 miles a day. No alcohol

where do i find a proper routine and diet?

Try pooping more

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>fat makes you fat
>2016

Pls don't b a tard. Carbs are what really makes you fat

I'd suck your dick and lick your ass

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If you gained more weight, I'd take it

Why does your stomach do that? Were you really fat, lost a lot of weight, and then regained some more?

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Yea 380 to 315 to 350

K E K E D

spooky

oh wow. If this will be as successfull as the other meme?