ITT: Movies women couldn't possibly understand

ITT: Movies women couldn't possibly understand

"eww disgusting pedo, should be castrated"

>ughhhhhh the Sup Forums tier trash korean version was so much better!! i don't understand film making!!

all of them. women don't understand anything outside of tricking men into supporting them.

/thread and fuck anyone who tries to tell me i can't do that it's true and you know it. get fucked roasties

this is the first time i've seen this done correctly.

whatsaroastie?

If this book was made into a movie women would never ever be able to understand it.

>only three post in and one Sup Forums sperg has already completely emotionally imploded

every time

serious question, why is this movie banned like the god damn plague everywhere? i remember seeing it on tv when i was a kid. few years ago thought i would rewatch it, looked for lolita on the internet, at video stores etc and that shit is practically scrubbed from existence.

who is so determined to erase this movie and why? I mean ya it's def got some borderline pedo shit in there but it's far from the first or last movie to do that and they don't get this kind of treatment

>crossposting with our entry tourist-friendly books

just stop

>it's def got some borderline pedo shit in there

Oh yeah. Borderline.

>calling a /r9k/ sperglord a Sup Forumslock because MUH boogeyman

That was /r9k/ or a fag from /lbgt/

Lrn2boardculture

>serious question, why is this movie banned like the god damn plague everywhere?

half of the reason why is simply because of its popularity. there are other works out there that are worse but are overlooked because they aren't part of the pop culture lexicon; it's infamous.

you could have at least answered my question asshole. I've been watching movies for decades and i have never seen such an effort to erase a movie like it never happened before, the shit is bizzarre, especially considering for years no one seemed to care. like i said i watched that shit on tv as a kid, pretty sure it was on one of the main channels on american tv.

some organization or person decided to purge that movie, and did an amazing job and i'm just curious why, how etc.

hahahahah

literal autism

God why don't they just build a stupid road? Why are there no shopping malls there?

...

The anti-fun police. Pedos are the last witches that we can burn and people need something to despise and hate.

It's too bad because the movie isn't about purely banging underage sluts. It's a fantastic film about the inner struggles of a relatable idiot.

>go to amazon
>search Lolita
>millions of hits

>go to piratebay
>search Lolita
>hundreds of torrents

jeremy irons was great but the girl in kubrick's version is 10x better

my feet hurt. this place is too hot. i miss watching my proud countrymen spitting on the trains in tianjin. i want some good peking duck and sweet sauce. porn is banned on china internet and these people dont even have computers at all. i can't even play majong online. life go from bad to worse.

give me three good reasons why i should >:^)

maybe if the actress were 12, like in the source material

Kek, fuck that guy. Dude was an asshole.

They almost cast Kirsten Dunst in the role. I would have preferred that.

He had an impossible job dealing with retarded niggers. He had to complete a hard job and babysit violent thieving niggers with 70 IQs.

I would love to see you accomplish that without complaining. The yellow man's burden is not light.

You know it's bad when a continent ages a Chinaman that fast.

>I would love to see you accomplish that without complaining.
>implying I'd go to some African shithole to impress some autist

>boogeyman

You out yourself as a Sup Forums refugee every time you use that word, js

>/thread

Don't you mean *hide thread* so you don't have to read what kind of scathing (You)s you got?

The face is so sad that he's be forgotten quicker than Edmund Wilson.

Hated this movie. Lolita was def hot, 10/10 both me and the old lady would bang, but the film itself was b o r i n g.