/track cycling/

No track cycling thread?! GET IN HERE AND GET COMFY

QUALIFYING AND KNOCKOUT ON RIGHT NOW

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oh look its this """"""""""sport"""""""""""" again

Waiting for this thick semen demon to cycle.

bump
pd: Let's go Colombia!!

Mark cavendish is a lad

which one

Too slow mate, REAL THREAD

REAL THREAD

>snownigger mad because he can't sweep up the golds in the 50 skiing events

thanks!

...

>Canada
>Good at skiing

Haha!

wew what a powerful slag

>tfw you'll never be crushed between those thighs

NEW OR!!!!!!! give up rest of world just give all medals to gb

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wish i was her saddle tbhwy

NED girls are oblongs.

Want to order a pizza but I'll feel like a fat fuck doing this while watching people the same age as me winning Olympic medals. What should I do?

Die instead.

kys

literally.

>de gay

shame about the face

just get a pizza lad, who cares

COME ON KENNY

>de gay

>when you see a nice ass and your dick reacts before you notice it is a man

ever happened to you?

literally me
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Is a Whyte charing cross any good?

There's one on ebay for £100.

Apparently they cost over 800 quid brand new.

UPDATE: PETROL JUST BROKE BACK AGAIN

Anyone got any murray memes?

FINAL RESUMING WHEN
SERIOUSLY

i ate 2 large kebabs, some chicken and a small pizza in the past hour whilst watching all these medals

going out on my bike tomorrow for a good 3-4 hours though

>maury broken again

kek, this game is wild

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ANGRY SWEDE OF /cyc/

WORLD RECORDS SMASHED AND GOLD MEDALS WILL COME TO YOUR NATION BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY WITH

"BACK TO THE KEK SHED, SVEN"

What is the reasoning behind this? Do other people watch this and think it's hot? I don't understand.

wtf

BACK TO THE KEK SHED, SVEN

How many golds do we have left in Cycling?

Wonder what it's like being a professional cyclist arse handler?

Becky a qt.

>be any other country
>lose
Lmao

BACK TO THE KEK SHED, SVEN

KRISTINA VOGEL IS GONNA WIN GOLD IN SPRINT AND DENMARK GOLD IN OMINUM. BRITAIN IS GONNA LOSE IN EVERY TRACK cYcLING EVENT FROM NOW HAHHAHAH. STENSON DESERVES GOLD AND NOT JUSTIN ROSS

Fortunately Del Potro is British.

>tfw everyone in this thread seems to have their life sorted

Suicide when lads?

Get fucked shitposter.

my name is Sven and I'm offended t b h

just kenny

"BACK TO THE KEK SHED, SVEN"

i said stop being so rude

>As a double Olympic champion and world champion, Laura Trott is used to winning.

>But there was one accolade that she was not happy to receive - a place in FHM's 'Sexiest Women in the World' list.

>The 21-year-old snubbed the 'awards ceremony', saying it was a 'no go' area for her and she wanted to focus on her athletic career rather than strip off for lads' mags.

doping russian with a bronze

...

same

Again Australia?

Track cycling has like 6 more.

Then there's Mountain Biking and BMX

Are we just GOAT in cycling boys?

Who are we cheering for lads?

GOD DAMMIT LAURA

Cmon Skinny boy. I want a decider

>you will never stick your nose next to Anna Meares' asshole and take a deep sniff

>Del Boy
Kek wtf

Trust Mr lad it just happens one day

I was neet and then landed decent job just gotta keep plugging

Flying out to yankland in a few weeks for work which will be nice and hell at the same time

COME ON GB!

>A competitive level dressage horse costs over a million pounds.

How the fuck do you even get into this """""sport"""".

Does the government buy you the horse or something if you're competing in the Olympics?

track cycling, yes.

Why am I alive?

GB

>doped russian was beaten by a ULTRA CLEAN bong
really makes you think

GOLD TIME

Good lass.

>he doesn't lie when given the shield of anonymity

Disgusting fat pig

sorry m8 i'm not the one you think i am :^)

Don't worry mate, after the cycling I'm going back to /r9k/ to complain about my shit life and come up with excuses why it's someone else's fault.

You be nobility/a rich guy lets you ride his horse

>he doesn't have a million pounds disposable cash
are you even trying pleb?

COME ON KENNY

KING
E
N
N
Y

whoops.

GB wins!

how the fuck do you think princess anne used to be a competitor?

Literally King Kenny.

GOLD GOLD GOLD

GB GB GB GB GB GB GB GB

K E N N Y

Kenny. Greater chance of becoming the greatest Olympian of all time in about 40 years of 2 golds every 4 years.

just gold my shit up

>Scotsilvers

GOLD FOR KENNY AND TEAM GB!

9.9

Fuggin sanic

hmmm

>THE COUNTY OF SCOTLAND

NOT EVEN CLOSE

lol, did that fag actually think he could beat BASED KENNY? my sides

ARE LAD KENNY DOES IT AGAIN

Lel

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>Scotcucks

is the world even trying?

Surprised Sweden didn't try and claim we would choke this