Yesterday, my wife and I went to a sex shop for the first time and I walked away with this. AMA.
Yesterday, my wife and I went to a sex shop for the first time and I walked away with this. AMA
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Who did you go with and what did you get?
How's it feel?
who is your daddy, and what does he do?
You won't believe this that is the toy that caused Hillary's concussion take a look.
Why not just fuck you wife?
[spoiler] is it because she is imaginary?[/spoiler]
Surprisingly amazing. It came with a suction cup mount so you can just attack it to a wall or shower and go to town. I thought the bumps were just going to be a novelty, but it helps. My wife gave me a handjob and it was fucking insane.
why didn't you get one of the pornstar models?
Did you turn 360 degrees first?
I'm in the military and deploy and TDY a lot. It's also really good foreplay.
Fuck of newfag cunt face faggot bitch
Stop lying
This was my first one and it was a "starter kit" with the cleanser, powder, suction mount, etc... I've since searched the web for the various types and now I feel like I should have gotten one with those crazy patterns on the inside. Oh well.
OP tell me fam, should I buy one too?
I've been considering getting one for about a month now
Why does 80% of woman prefer cut dick, 10% no comment and 10% no preference?
Hahahaha
Absolutely. I've debated it for years and I wish I would have done it sooner. 100% worth the money.
>go to sex shop with wife for first time
>come back with masturbation toy
troll confirmed
probably personal statics and experience?
The 20% that are no comment and no preference are uncut fags.
>I'm in the military
>went with you to get a fleshlight
>still pretending Jodie isn't balls deep right now
This would be a weird thing to troll about.
If I wanted to troll, we'd be talking about cut vs. uncut, white women prefer darkies, and how Hilary did nothing wrong.