New island thread, red vs blue

New island thread, red vs blue.
Dubs decides what happens.

Nuclear spaghetti rains down on filthy red island

Reds draw mohammed and get bombed by ISIS for this heresy.

Driders invade Red Team.

Trump is elected President of Blue and Builds a wall to keep Red Mexicans out.

y u do diz

Kraken and crabs invade!

Red launches several ICBM nuclear missiles at each of blues unit's .

Red assassin cuts off all the blues balls with a cheese knife.

re roll

OP from last thread.
This one will be gold, I can feel it in my urethra

>blue
Shoot at red hill.
Proceed to cross the bridge and kill a Red.

...

North Korea launches a nuke and every1 f0king dies.

Kek is summoned, each get gives +10 population and new tech. To the red island

Aliens kill 50% of blue and 50% of red island (includes grass, trees, tank, soldiers, etc)

Driders invade!

Sea level rises

roll4this

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They spend years landscaping the islands so they look like real islands instead of cartoonish.

>:(

Mel Gibson films a caveman movie in the jungles of Blue's Island.

Red blitzkreigs blues hill and constructs a defensive position

w0w

fuc me

Sea level rises dramatically.

ahhhhhhhhhh

reply jhere

Ice Age comes and freezes Northern ocean part of map, find out it's actually White Walkers arriving to the game.

daasdgaga

All Red soldiers get cultural enrichet by nigger rape. They all bleed blod/shit from thier asses.

Blue begins a trap thread and wastes 1 dub masturbating

dasdadasdasdda

>blue
Recruit a fedora wearing, katana wielding NEET.

White Walkers arrive, freeze upper part of map.

reroll

pls

re roll

rape

reroll agai n

reroll as

re rolooooool

Third island appears. Isla Nublar. Covered with sexy Goldblums.

Re rollin

Red and Blu give each other gold stars for trying

Re rollin dat

Re roll for niggers

DIO appears

Kraken appears in middle and crab people invade the land.

Bob the red soldier hangs himself

re roll for assreap

...

This is the dubs that was wasted

Russians send Ukrainian rebels to aid reds.

get

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red guy on the beach turns blue

all the palm trees are now beliebers

Bane destroys the bridge.

Red island launches dildo cannon at northern blue captain

...

All Reds become traps and all Blues try to convince themselves fapping to traps isn't gay.

Southern red soldier hang himself from the nearest palm tree and dieded

...

roll for boi pussy

All reds get stands
For each red there, we have:
The World
Killer Queen
King Crimson
Made In Heaven
D4C
Tusk
and Echoes egg form

Blue clones fossils and creates warrior dinosaurs.

Reds become future fags and each has a single red buttbaby who is also a hussar

Reds all get cancer and will only live if they find a cure within 10 dubs

Blues give birth to Siamese green children who work in weapons factories

make love, not war

Red summons Cthulhu against Blue while Blue opens the seals of Hell and releases the 4 apocalypitc riders on REd

re roll

re rollin

Blues sacrifice half their kind to superior reds in exchange for macaroni

We make peace

Tsunami. Everyone washes out to sea. Only niggers left because they hanging from trees.

All this accept its Driders.

this should be done by an artfag, not just on paint.

Can we get someone on this?

a few from each side meet in the sea for a friendly swim

The end has come. Forseen it was! All in the hubologist vault to survive!

DUBS

The world is on it's end!

Reds get fucked by harambe