New OP, new Red vs. Blue thread

New OP, new Red vs. Blue thread.

Dubs = Decide what happens next.

Don't say everyone in 'insert team' dies, It'll ruin the fun :(

Kraken and crab people invade the islands.

Kek is summoned, red team gets +10 pop and new tech every get

Gnomes invade the island and murder all of Blue.

>red
Recruit a fedora wearing, katana wielding NEET.

Red guy catches a Pikachu.

red is given a rocket launcher and a crate wih 10 rockets

Winrar.
If this gets dubs, there is a chance for critical rockets.

red builds a wall

blue is given a 10 spear chucking niggers

blue is given a tank

Blue commander receives a harem which births new soldiers

...

blue has a girlfriend and red is an autist

Blue gets refuges who are willing to fight in his army.

blue becomes muslim and now has a 747

whoa, satan has spoken

kraken appears in middle and crabs invade the land

satan dubs of the apocalypse 2: electric boogaloo

Red is visited by pirate daddies with a party boat who agree to join the fight

rocket launcher still fucks up blues gay plane tho

Half of the blues and half of the reds swims at eachother and merge, forming purple. They begin their own island, resulting in Purple, Red and Blue islands.

...

Blue gets army with tanks.

Blue's land get bigger, while red is getting smaller.

red build twin towers

red is now trump

Roll

Bane builds a bridge between the islands.

red is a nigger and now has 30 niglet children

Blue abducts half of them.

woah

a new island appears and has a green guy on it

...

roll

red shoots a rocket at blue, if dubs it hits

America funds the Jihadi with an army of Islamic mercenaries

not rolling

reroll, 2nd rocket (8 left after this one)

Bridge is built between islands.

reroll, 3rd rocket (7 left after this one)

Blue gets unlimited amounts of viagra

...

Blue gets saxophone girl and 2 chickens

Bane builds a bridge.

america funds blue and gives him 2 more 747's along with 10 jihadists

Blue gets a hooker

Blue army gets nukes.

green guy abducted by alien

red shoots another rocket at blue, if dubs it hits

this is the 4th rocket out of 10

new island appears

pygmy refuges arrive on greens

water level rises, islands become much smaller

green guy IS the alien
ayy lmao

Blue gains 1 Astral Dreadnought

Blue gets a horny teenager with HIV

aliens join blue and give him hyperdrive systems on his planes

Green develops Catgirls Army

rocket 5/10

if dubs it kills blue

Blue gets 5 birds with guns

green guy taken back by own kind in fear of red and blue. determined not suitable land for habitation

6/10

blue becomes allah and summons Mohammad

Green guy is given a dildo

Blue gains 3 barbarians

roll

7/10

Blue and green ally against the niglet army

blues get a giant penis, longer than reds

Green guy is Donald Trump

rocket 8/10

Reroll

Blue guys gets unlimited fish and unlimited boomerangs

9/10

harambe joins green

Green guy bombs blue

last rocket, make it count

Blue gets 50 combat trained lions

all out of rockets, blue sends 3 of his kids across the sea in the crate the rocket launcher came in to stab blue with knives

Everyone becomes a teacher and they live happily until a nuclear holocaust sends them into chaos

Blue harnesses Neutronium Golem. Basically golem surrounded by a sun

roll

Green guy is ayylmao and gets alien weapons

chaos space marines land and murder red and his people

Blue gets aids

fuck
if everybody starts new teams the game is never gonna end
also roll for ahmed

who here /tg/?

green gets a pelican from halo

yellow guy appears as ally to blue

a 4th island is created with a purple guy

roll

A midget fus ro dahs all of their virgins

Green becomes PCmasterrace and gets a 1080

Green team uses satellite weapon to blow up planet

Blue guy gets 3 attack snakes

roll

roll

Red team gets nukes

green starts a successful 5 star hotel business

Green build a wall around his island that protects kill for one instakill(one use)