New OP, new Red vs. Blue thread.
Dubs = Decide what happens next.
Don't say everyone in 'insert team' dies, It'll ruin the fun :(
New OP, new Red vs. Blue thread.
Dubs = Decide what happens next.
Don't say everyone in 'insert team' dies, It'll ruin the fun :(
Kraken and crab people invade the islands.
Kek is summoned, red team gets +10 pop and new tech every get
Gnomes invade the island and murder all of Blue.
>red
Recruit a fedora wearing, katana wielding NEET.
Red guy catches a Pikachu.
red is given a rocket launcher and a crate wih 10 rockets
Winrar.
If this gets dubs, there is a chance for critical rockets.
red builds a wall
blue is given a 10 spear chucking niggers
blue is given a tank
Blue commander receives a harem which births new soldiers
...
blue has a girlfriend and red is an autist
Blue gets refuges who are willing to fight in his army.
blue becomes muslim and now has a 747
whoa, satan has spoken
kraken appears in middle and crabs invade the land
satan dubs of the apocalypse 2: electric boogaloo
Red is visited by pirate daddies with a party boat who agree to join the fight
rocket launcher still fucks up blues gay plane tho
Half of the blues and half of the reds swims at eachother and merge, forming purple. They begin their own island, resulting in Purple, Red and Blue islands.
...
Blue gets army with tanks.
Blue's land get bigger, while red is getting smaller.
red build twin towers
red is now trump
Roll
Bane builds a bridge between the islands.
red is a nigger and now has 30 niglet children
Blue abducts half of them.
woah
a new island appears and has a green guy on it
...
roll
red shoots a rocket at blue, if dubs it hits
America funds the Jihadi with an army of Islamic mercenaries
not rolling
reroll, 2nd rocket (8 left after this one)
Bridge is built between islands.
reroll, 3rd rocket (7 left after this one)
Blue gets unlimited amounts of viagra
...
Blue gets saxophone girl and 2 chickens
Bane builds a bridge.
america funds blue and gives him 2 more 747's along with 10 jihadists
Blue gets a hooker
Blue army gets nukes.
green guy abducted by alien
red shoots another rocket at blue, if dubs it hits
this is the 4th rocket out of 10
new island appears
pygmy refuges arrive on greens
water level rises, islands become much smaller
green guy IS the alien
ayy lmao
Blue gains 1 Astral Dreadnought
Blue gets a horny teenager with HIV
aliens join blue and give him hyperdrive systems on his planes
Green develops Catgirls Army
rocket 5/10
if dubs it kills blue
Blue gets 5 birds with guns
green guy taken back by own kind in fear of red and blue. determined not suitable land for habitation
6/10
blue becomes allah and summons Mohammad
Green guy is given a dildo
Blue gains 3 barbarians
roll
7/10
Blue and green ally against the niglet army
blues get a giant penis, longer than reds
Green guy is Donald Trump
rocket 8/10
Reroll
Blue guys gets unlimited fish and unlimited boomerangs
9/10
harambe joins green
Green guy bombs blue
last rocket, make it count
Blue gets 50 combat trained lions
all out of rockets, blue sends 3 of his kids across the sea in the crate the rocket launcher came in to stab blue with knives
Everyone becomes a teacher and they live happily until a nuclear holocaust sends them into chaos
Blue harnesses Neutronium Golem. Basically golem surrounded by a sun
roll
Green guy is ayylmao and gets alien weapons
chaos space marines land and murder red and his people
Blue gets aids
fuck
if everybody starts new teams the game is never gonna end
also roll for ahmed
who here /tg/?
green gets a pelican from halo
yellow guy appears as ally to blue
a 4th island is created with a purple guy
roll
A midget fus ro dahs all of their virgins
Green becomes PCmasterrace and gets a 1080
Green team uses satellite weapon to blow up planet
Blue guy gets 3 attack snakes
roll
roll
Red team gets nukes
green starts a successful 5 star hotel business
Green build a wall around his island that protects kill for one instakill(one use)