What would you ask Mr. Meeseeks to do for you?? Keep in mind that if he can't do it, he might try to kill you.... so...

What would you ask Mr. Meeseeks to do for you?? Keep in mind that if he can't do it, he might try to kill you.... so, keep it simple.

be my friend.

To suck out my 5 day load

That would make him kill himself

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jerk me off

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Make "him" live forever

His task is to live as long as possible and to never kill me. I want to see him suffer.

just do my job while I spend the money, it's not that hard

Get dubs. Oh wait..

id as him to bend over and spread his anus, he`ll be like, SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

as he does this ima pound that blue asshole into abilivion

Perform my girlfriend's abortion before my wife finds out.

have him steal a load of valuables, cash out and then bring the munny to me.

take two strokes off my golf game

You'd better follow through

and choke up

rob every bank in town. get rid of the ink packs. lose the cops. leave the money where only I can find it.

I think we really need to focus on following through

Make her my girlfriend

Pass me the butter

You don't want her. She has herpes.

WTH?!