You know the drill. Share your secrets Sup Forums

You know the drill. Share your secrets Sup Forums

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i only put good socks on my right foot, no one i know knows this about me.

i have had used my pal's mother body for masturbation :(

you might be retarded, or off meds, either way what do you think you meant?

that i means i need NTSC tv and i'm addicted to pornography

Haven't told this to anyone, except for a few times in secret threads, but when I was 19 years old, I took the virginity of a 14 year old while she was cross faded. I don't regret it to this day

>NTSC

what is that?

>cross faded.

the fuck is that?

I used to suck my friends dick alot, and now hes engaged, but i still want to suck his cock

My boobs hurt really bad because my period is coming up, and the cravings caused me to stuff myself all day so now I got all fat with sore boobs FML ughhh

I ate all my brother's Sour Patch Kid's once

>cross faded

I used to be friends with this chick who liked to make out. Just making out, nothing more. Whenever we were drunk we'd make out, but once she passed out (which she often did due to drinking too much) I would finger her ass, play with her tits, jerk off on her tits or face, sometimes fuck her in the ass. A few times I even came inside of her. She never knew.

an triposite for a pal xD

this might be the most disgusting thing i have ever read.

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It means inebriated (drunk or high), you illiterate cunts.

It means when you're drunk and high at the same time. She was smoking weed and drinking vodka that night

How was it? How did she not find out?

probably underageb&

so it's a new kid thing?

I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. they say ''That's a good one user'' but i know maybe they dont really think its a funny joke

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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I'm fucking my friend's little sister

Not underage, I have a younger brother who's 16, so I know a lot of the slang kids use nowadays

Explain

DEFINE GOOD?

I jerk of to my mother

It's okay I jerk off to my daughter

>DEFINE GOOD
the one with the smallest hole

He has two twin sisters, one likes me, his parents hate me being around her because she's flirty and hugs me in front of them. I fuck her when her parents fall asleep

Fuck is this tyler

as long as you guys don't act on your fantasies...

"die gedanken sind frei"

I baked cupcakes today

I'm secretly a child killer somewhere in central america.

I made out with my lesbian (or so I thought) friend while drunk atleast 15 times. Pic related, got a few more if any interest

I'm currently fucking a 15 year old. I'm 20 years old

i made a cake for my friend in 2004

I'm 23 and I just started to use Viagra to fuck my girl becouse I have ed and I will continue to do so becouse fucking is really fun now that I can stay hard, fuck you genes and love you science! I will not be gay universe no matter how much you want it.

I want somebody to jack off to my daughter

>I will not be gay universe no matter how much you want it.

maybe try less.

Thats not a secret. Tell the world. Unless you're a faggot.

post the pics and it will happen

Nope too young for here

What do you mean? I just think to damn much man, especially when it come to fucking

Oh nvm I got the joke, good one

I dig through the trash in public bathrooms hoping to find used diapers. Piss no Poop. so then i can leave wearing them, go home and masturbate to the thought of how disgusting and dirty it is. Pic related it would be a goldmine for me

Bullshit. Everyone knows the best way to wake up someone that is passed out is to stick something in their butt. Plus she shit out you load. She knows

at omegle made a dude flash his sister, she gave him a blowjob and are gonna fuck from now on (legal age both)

it's one of those every time the next morning she tells me to tell no one cases and almost all of them happened 3-4 years ago so meh

my family are all liberals. I can't tell them that I am voting for Trump.

Nice

I posted this earlier and thread died.

I don't think I'll ever have kids because I wouldn't trust my mother to interact with them. I always wonder why I'm so disgusted when I'm near her and remember that way back when she used to insist on bathing me when she was mad and scream and pinch my shit during. She then used to cry and say she never had a mom and it wasn't her fault she didn't know how.The last time I visited her home country, I saw one of the aunties doing the same to a young girl family member in a joking? way - even though there was no anger it still creeped me the fuck out. I don't care if I never gp back to that country.She got wasted the other night and was saying I need to get married and have kids and everything I do is her business. She probably doesn't remember anything she did to me. She loves to drink. I also resent my dad because I told him and he shrugged. He either didn't care, didn't want to deal with it, or has been so sexually repressed his entire fucking life that he couldn't touch the subject without getting fucking weird.I don't remember if I've ever told anyone. I don't think so.

U are jack the ripper?

I hope you've only killed Central or South American children.

Find a solution. There'd be plenty of takers for the task.

i wish i could be a successful trap and let guys just plow me dressed as a whore. but im an overweight hairy man. so i just dress up when im alone and masturbate to trap porn and sissy hypnosis. Ill probably never do anything with another guy though bc i dont find men attractive i just like cock.

Your parents can be excluded from the situation. Don't let their actions prevent you from experiencing the great experience of fatherhood.
If you're worried about your own actions, talk to someone and remember, you're not destined to repeat your parent's mistakes.

Wait, what?! Pinch you shit?

do you have a wart on your left foot too

Pedro?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_López_(serial_killer)

I still love you

nobody knows this but...um.....i think you're all faggots

People don't know the real me.
My gf died when a drunk driver hit her.
My best friend shortly after.
These were the last few people who truly knew the real me.
I had a breakdown.
There's a two year gap where I don't know what happened.
All I know is things got worse.
Felt like a bad joke.
Kicked out of hospital because I had no desire to try anything.
Those two people....we were going to have such a good time together.
Start self medicating.
Lots of hallucinogens.
The only time the thought of gods and monsters seems logical.
Assume the universe is constantly changing.
Multi dimensions.
What if somehow a riff happened in ours.
Like a bunch of shit happened that shouldn't have.
Assume this is it and to switch to "planet b"
Assume normal life.
Manage a pizza place.
Get gf.
Live what this one plays out.
All the while holding up a facade.
I don't love anyone.
Nothing here really matters.
I keep going because well....shit.
I'm too much of a pussy to an hero.
So guess I'll stick around and see how this plays out.
Maybe something I was really meant to do will find me.
And that's my view on life. Never told anyone about that guys. I guess that's my secret identity. Or maybe my brain's just applesauce.

I grew up having sex with my dad and uncles. They were all kind and gentle and I always got a real nice present before or after. This kept up until I was 19 and one my aunts caught my uncle with pics of me and him when I was like 9. It was a huge affair and she divorced him and tried to bring him up on charges. I wouldn't accuse him and he destroyed the photos before she could hand them over to cops. The sex pretty much stopped after that everyone was paranoid. Except for me and my father since my mom was never around she left when I was 2 I think. I continued my relationship with him until he died when I was 29. I don't regret anything and I don't feel like a victim . I know people won't understand.

hebe on librechan nigger

Sorry for the loss of your father, user.
You must've had some good times together.
Do you wish to give a young boy the same experience?

when i sleep in the same bed as my guy friends i like to pretend to be asleep cos they touch me and its the only think i find arousing anymore

I stabed a guy in a party , no one noticed

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I secretly hope to come home from work and catch my wife being fucked raw by one or even two big cocks.

I wanted to join team rocket at the end of nugget bridge

I like boys and girls but I like girls more. My last three relationships were girls. My father was special we had a special connection. But to answer you yes I have.

I don't have secrets. There's really nothing that I have kept to myself about my life or my personality, I can't be the only one right?

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I ran away from home to become a full blown tranny. No one from my old life knows it.

Ryan t?

Are you the monster of the andes??

I ate garbage pizza

Me too fam

show feminine penis, pl0x

I pull my dick out for Hitler

My secret is

I like this

>Woman boy in hardcore mode

a few months ago i woke up in the middle of the night to one of my friends fucking me and i couldnt react. now im pregnant and im probably about four months but i cant go to the doctor or tell anyone. i feel like theres a parasite growing inside of me and im thinking of killing myself

definitely interest

Abort

why cant you see a Doctor?

or if you keep the child get child support from him and just be bitch to him and drain him for 18 years.

Me too man

pamperchu? is that you m8?

I contracted genital herpes when I was 23 5 years ago. In the years following I've had bareback sex with over 15 girls, and protected sex with another 6 or so. I have never been called out although I did make a girl cry when she said she had to talk to me at a bar. She didn't have the guts to ask me if I had herpes and broke down crying in the middle of the bar.

your fucking evil and i hope you rot

You bastard!

I'm a young girl and I want to fuck boys under 12 years old more than anything. They're just so cute...

Post pics

i cant afford it
i have anxiety and ive never been to a doctor without my mum in my life as im codepedant on her
i dont want a kid im only 18

some faggot Euro term

the thing is that you might've gotten away with that 10 years ago.

I frequent asian massage parlors.

If they turn out to be legitimate, or they just don't finish me off for whatever reason I jerk off into their sheets after they leave the room.

I don't feel bad about this at all.

You really should not have kids