Let's get it on!
US vs China W Volleyball: Open thread
Have yet to see a single chinese flags here during the olympics.
FUCK THOSE CHINCOM BASTARDS
USA USA USA
Google is banned in China, so they can't post here because captcha doesn't show up. They would need a Sup Forums pass to post.
Doubles and Chyna wins.
How do the Chinese even reach over the net?
Where did they find all these tall female-chinamen?
god i fucking love kim hill, would fuck her so hard her uterus would break
Goddammit, they need to check to see if they drugged the American teams water.
Same lab they bio-engineered Yao Ming in.
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Burgers versus Fast food workers.
This is getting close.
they're struggling against the chinese then how tf are they gonna expect to beat based roid brazil??
Tbqh this Chinese team should be like the Gold Medal contenders but are having a bad run
Who would you most want to fart in your mouth?
#11 China for me
neither you sweatfag
tfw no qt plank chink gf
China can't handle the short shots
Need more Larson ass
That 15 is cute
>not indulging the most decadent of fetishes
Why are you even watching
woah froggie, if you're talking about >our 15, she's been claimed
#11 china is the cutest definitely her
Anyone else fuming over the fact that the brazillian skank fucking dogs beat the swiss qts at beach volleyball? Can't fucking take it man. Those stadium monkeys booing the swiss. You want to talk about doping? How about human soul doping - those brazillian pitbulls had zero humanity. fuck it guys, im mad
sure. weren't they the favorites though?
Yeah. Kind of expected it but the Swiss QTs put up a good fight. RIP QT mountain jewfu. :'(
I was hoping to See Heinrich vs Walsh... Now probably be America vs jungle monkeys.
The women serves are so weak how do they still manage to fuck them up.
Heidrich*
user, were you watching me do my stretches the entire time? Stop being a creep and hand me a towel.
kek get mad.
>that forced deepthroat analogy
Savage.
>image.jpeg
she looks 10x better with her hair down
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fugg
now that's some serious larson ass
Do you mean #1 or #11? #1 is clearly superior.
I just want to bite Murphy's ass cheeks
>sniff
thanks hue cameraman
subtle
US figured out how to not spill their spaghetti on every other serve and now they btfo China
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needs a brazzers mark
CHINA GETTING BTFO
CHINA GETTING BTFO
CHINA GETTING BTFO
CHINA GETTING BTFO
gotta shape up if they want to take on the hues
#1 is pretty cute too but she needs to grow her hair out a bit
dont jinx it
Man, Murphy's face has really broken out over the last few days. Must be all that Zika water she's been drinking.
Ugh I want to meet qt volleyball players at my school but I feel like it would be weird to just start going to the volleyball games and be like ay yo tall girls whaddup
BRUTAL
shes been taking semen to the face for 4 hours straight/night
some guy on Sup Forums once posted about how he used to go to volleyball games alone to look at ass. to avoid creep factor he brought a clipboard and pretended to be a scout. he'd jot down bullshit every once and a while.
Its okay. The chinese have high evasion rating on their eye boxes.
>Murphy checking out ass
>Murphy confirmed for lesbian
Fuck you.
fuuggggggg that was intense
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that cross eye tho
ACE
ACE
ACE
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If asked jst say you started watching at the olympics by accident and you liked it a lot and wanted to support your school's team
She's no Kelsey Robinson.
Best girl confirmed.
>no qts on either team
who am I supposed to root for here?
>Sup Forums found a way
They're all a little bi
Let's go Ameribros, together we can slay the doped up Chink menace!
USA USA USA USA USA
>You will never participate in a two week non stop Olympic village orgy
DELET THIS
USA USA USA
That's an unfortunate smile
you might be talking about me. gotta wear a polo with a college logo on it
Just say you like volleyball desu.
Game so far:
USA LOSES Set 1 25-22
*RALLY TIME*
USA WINS set 2 25-17
USA WINS set 3 25-19
USA WINNING set 4 19-17
>It's all so tiresome...
china \o/
Damn, that huge jaw and small mouth
But then he would have to learn about the sport and go to men's games too.
not very ideal for sucking dicks. thats why she takes it in the butt to compensate
delete this
I'd still smash
I can't choose between Robinson or Murphy for my volleyfu. Anybody got anymore webms or gifs?
23-18 USA
Not if he wears a dress. ;3
what are they playing to
24-19
china supporters wya?
theyre playing to win
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
the end
USA UNDEFEATED
>5-0
USA UNDEFEATED
>5-0
USA UNDEFEATED
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USA UNDEFEATED
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Why are Americans such fucking dull cunts when it comes to being clever?
You're on a fucking imageboard; you have time to plan out your responses. And all it is is a bunch of tired shit.
>Fuck off NERD more like GERM-MANY as in MANY GERMS hahaha
Literally just copied that one, no irony involved either.
bye bye Zhang
CHINA BTFO
AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES
CHYNA
shut up
Yeah, but the Brazilian team hasn't even lost a set yet, I believe.