US vs China W Volleyball: Open thread

Let's get it on!

Have yet to see a single chinese flags here during the olympics.

FUCK THOSE CHINCOM BASTARDS

USA USA USA

Google is banned in China, so they can't post here because captcha doesn't show up. They would need a Sup Forums pass to post.

Doubles and Chyna wins.

How do the Chinese even reach over the net?

Where did they find all these tall female-chinamen?

god i fucking love kim hill, would fuck her so hard her uterus would break

Goddammit, they need to check to see if they drugged the American teams water.

Same lab they bio-engineered Yao Ming in.

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Burgers versus Fast food workers.

This is getting close.

they're struggling against the chinese then how tf are they gonna expect to beat based roid brazil??

Tbqh this Chinese team should be like the Gold Medal contenders but are having a bad run

Who would you most want to fart in your mouth?

#11 China for me

neither you sweatfag

tfw no qt plank chink gf

China can't handle the short shots

Need more Larson ass

That 15 is cute

>not indulging the most decadent of fetishes
Why are you even watching

woah froggie, if you're talking about >our 15, she's been claimed

#11 china is the cutest definitely her

Anyone else fuming over the fact that the brazillian skank fucking dogs beat the swiss qts at beach volleyball? Can't fucking take it man. Those stadium monkeys booing the swiss. You want to talk about doping? How about human soul doping - those brazillian pitbulls had zero humanity. fuck it guys, im mad

sure. weren't they the favorites though?

Yeah. Kind of expected it but the Swiss QTs put up a good fight. RIP QT mountain jewfu. :'(

I was hoping to See Heinrich vs Walsh... Now probably be America vs jungle monkeys.

The women serves are so weak how do they still manage to fuck them up.

Heidrich*

user, were you watching me do my stretches the entire time? Stop being a creep and hand me a towel.

kek get mad.

>that forced deepthroat analogy

Savage.

>image.jpeg

she looks 10x better with her hair down

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fugg

now that's some serious larson ass

Do you mean #1 or #11? #1 is clearly superior.

I just want to bite Murphy's ass cheeks

>sniff

thanks hue cameraman

subtle

US figured out how to not spill their spaghetti on every other serve and now they btfo China

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needs a brazzers mark

CHINA GETTING BTFO

CHINA GETTING BTFO

CHINA GETTING BTFO

CHINA GETTING BTFO

gotta shape up if they want to take on the hues

#1 is pretty cute too but she needs to grow her hair out a bit

dont jinx it

Man, Murphy's face has really broken out over the last few days. Must be all that Zika water she's been drinking.

Ugh I want to meet qt volleyball players at my school but I feel like it would be weird to just start going to the volleyball games and be like ay yo tall girls whaddup

BRUTAL

shes been taking semen to the face for 4 hours straight/night

some guy on Sup Forums once posted about how he used to go to volleyball games alone to look at ass. to avoid creep factor he brought a clipboard and pretended to be a scout. he'd jot down bullshit every once and a while.

Its okay. The chinese have high evasion rating on their eye boxes.

>Murphy checking out ass
>Murphy confirmed for lesbian

Fuck you.

fuuggggggg that was intense

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that cross eye tho

ACE

ACE

ACE

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If asked jst say you started watching at the olympics by accident and you liked it a lot and wanted to support your school's team

She's no Kelsey Robinson.

Best girl confirmed.

>no qts on either team

who am I supposed to root for here?

>Sup Forums found a way

They're all a little bi

Let's go Ameribros, together we can slay the doped up Chink menace!

USA USA USA USA USA

>You will never participate in a two week non stop Olympic village orgy

DELET THIS

USA USA USA

That's an unfortunate smile

you might be talking about me. gotta wear a polo with a college logo on it

Just say you like volleyball desu.

Game so far:

USA LOSES Set 1 25-22
*RALLY TIME*
USA WINS set 2 25-17
USA WINS set 3 25-19
USA WINNING set 4 19-17

>It's all so tiresome...

china \o/

Damn, that huge jaw and small mouth

But then he would have to learn about the sport and go to men's games too.

not very ideal for sucking dicks. thats why she takes it in the butt to compensate

delete this

I'd still smash

I can't choose between Robinson or Murphy for my volleyfu. Anybody got anymore webms or gifs?

23-18 USA

Not if he wears a dress. ;3

what are they playing to

24-19

china supporters wya?

theyre playing to win

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

the end

USA UNDEFEATED
>5-0
USA UNDEFEATED
>5-0
USA UNDEFEATED
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USA UNDEFEATED
>5-0

Why are Americans such fucking dull cunts when it comes to being clever?

You're on a fucking imageboard; you have time to plan out your responses. And all it is is a bunch of tired shit.

>Fuck off NERD more like GERM-MANY as in MANY GERMS hahaha

Literally just copied that one, no irony involved either.

bye bye Zhang

CHINA BTFO

AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES AMERISPIKES

CHYNA

shut up

Yeah, but the Brazilian team hasn't even lost a set yet, I believe.