Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Dio-sama...
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Claimed
(Tomo)
I didn't know :/
(Galil)
Asian things. Lion dance. What else should I clarify?
>it shouldn't have been too far if you're in Arlington. It's like in Rosedale
I like chocolate pizza, frozen pizza, pepperoni pizza, barbecue pizza, cheese pizza, and some others I will not list.
Rolling for trips and late night lewds
kurome are you messing with me?
Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
>chocolate pizza
Please mean desert pizza
no lewds for you
discount lucina
Well I mean, it's japan after all.
>Chocolate pizza
Wait, what.
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YUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
No, why?
Not like it would matter.
Rolled trips earlier and no one posted lewds.
I'm pretty good. Maybe should listen to some music. How about you?
He is, don't trust him denying it.
YUUUUUUUUNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>No oversexualised content
kind of an odd request for a thread on Sup Forums
Yuuki! I'm good, how're you?
>Mfw spray down 3 enemys with Mac-11
Wew
Mako claimed
Can you really count frozen/cheese pizza as a favourite one? There's a million frozen pizzas and pretty much any half decent pizza will have cheese on it.
there you go senpai
Yeah, but we generally follow it.
Currently trying to make these sluts post lewds by rolling trips tho.
Sup Forums isn't /h/, /d/, /e/, /s/ or /gif/ yo
QOTT: strawpoll.me
I don't know what an Asian lion dance even is.
>Not in Arlington
I would post them, but I don't have any lewds, my raifu is pure
/waifu/ is not a porn thread.
Noodle claimed.
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I'm good, just got back from racing go karts.
>I'm the best at go kart racing
I'm great! What game is that from, I'm guessing CSGO?
posting a lewd in hopes tomoko will be nicer to me
Now why would I mess with dearly beloved, esdese?
I'd slurp her noodles
Hot
Miho claimed
Wuz gud nigga??
I like Sausage and Ricotta on my pizza.
But generally I like almost any kind that doesn't have weird shit on it or too many vegetables.
>Not sure why I still have this pic.
Cutie slutty maid.
>raifu is pure
Everyone has a price.
That is pretty tame compared to what you've posted in the past. And I think I've been less aggressive today.
Supreme, but also put some jalapenos on it.
Fun.
I literally mean chocolate pizza. The kind you get at PieFive's
Read the reply above
Tired and sweaty
Tombstone and Totino's frozen pizza
Lion dance is when you have this large fluffy lion head like thing and you need two people to operate it. Head and tail. Tail is most vital since they are the core of most tricks, just look up on Wikipedia and look up some videos for this.
Headless Horseman
Nothing interesting. I'm about to do some homework. On a Saturday. At the beach.
>kill me now senpai
In response to your pissposting last thread.
A drought is going to occur in every version of Earth in the Multiverse.
They will all begin at precisely the same time, and, at that same time, every version of Esdeath in the Multiverse will have just finished reading Dune and get struck by a bolt of lightning that traveled through a passing cloud of radioactive plasma.
Becuase of this complicated coincedence, the entire Multiverse will become Esdeath's bladder, and she will piss, and hundreds of quadrillions of new Universes will be born.
The 666,666,666,121,127,700th Universe that she pisses will be pissed out at exactly the 45th second of pissing, and every person in this thread will enter that Universe and be placed inside of a deadly booby-trapped maze with a jar of Esdeath's piss at the end.
Now, let me explain why all of this is really important.
The first person to get to the piss and drink it...
...will have wasted their time.
Mah babe! Thought you left for the night...was sad.
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Yes kohai, would you like it quick and painless or slow and painful?
>Tired and sweaty
Kinky
Man, every time I think I can hang out for a bit I end up leaving! How are you doing mate?
Nope, playin Rainbow Six Siege, though I use to play GO too, I lost interest.
I don't. Not even Felix gets Galil lewds.
Not sure what that is since I don't live in US.
We don't have a lot of those weird pizzas here.
The closest thing to weird I've ever had is cone pizza.
Quick and painless pls
Gotcha. That game looked really interesting, and I rarely play CSGO either. Not really a fan of the actual game, I just played jail or TTT
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You mean these?
I honestly don't know if I should be embarrassed or impressed.
Is it because she is unpopular? Or is it because it's implied that when you jam your mag into her and make her combustion chamber get hot... well you get the idea.
Doing good! I was feeling kind of sick earlier, but now I'm fine.
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Ill agree with that
me like
I wanna be in esdeaths bladder
Very well
*Slices through neck like butter with superior nippon steel*
Galil is not unpopular
>Combustion chamber
What the fuck
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>Galil
Hello other kitty
Don't get the wrong idea
I was behind someone, switched, switched again, changed who I was with, got hot, almost burnt.
It's a place where you customize your own pizza
I dunno lol. Just trying to make firing a gun sound lewd.
TTT and jailbreak are fun but I play those in Gmod usually or CSS
Hi!
Psssh.
Good job.
Face reveal?
ello Miho
Good to hear!
I appreciate it
Didn't mean anything by it lol.
A lot of the maps I played in those got ported to CSGO, and a lot of my friends play it so I just got used to playing it on that.
Yes, I'm a pizza.
I never got on the Jailbreak GO train, I played Jailbreak TF2 a lot though.
A combustion chamber is not a gun part.You might be thinking of the chamber.
Give my regards to Yuuki will ya.
Hi Miho.
Haven't seen you on here in a while.
heck
>Forgot image
Sure. Again I was just trying to make firing a gun sound lewd.
Hey there. It's been a little while.
Hello ship girl.
Hello
>Hugs
Boobs
I imagine it worked the same way
Roger that friendo
>tfw the sweet release of death means no homework
Nyan~
Yeah! But now I'm hungry as hell.
Nyan
>Here
You're beautiful.
I was in hiding.
Hi Shiro; yeah, it's been over a week.
I'm doing fine right now, how about you?
Oh dude, I had some pizza earlier that was fantastic
>pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onion
Last attempt. If trips post lewd
Homeworks like "na nigga you stayin alive to do me"
I wouldn't have even if you had gotten trips.
Eru is a heavy gun, she has big boobs ^^
Yeah, pretty fun, I liked being Scout because I could Sandman the guards.
I'm doing pretty good. Just adding some albums
to my ever expanding backlog of music. Pretty excited too. Got Jason Aldean's 'Old Boots, New Dirt' downloading, pretty hyped for that one.
Naaah. Sometimes people will. I mean, look at Mugi. Just say lewd and she's shining coal.
I know
I'm just so done with it. Three assignments due Tuesday, and I'm on vacation. Screw that
Yep, I just ran from the guards and tried killing them all myself.
>best fox claimed
im still alive
What's up?
If you say so.
>Boop
A gift for your trips
Aaaaa
I liked following orders occasionally, except if they were dumb orders.
Better to get it over with and enjoy the rest of your vacation
Nothing much just sitting in the stream and chatting in discord. What you up to?
I want a real esdeath collar like the one in that gif soo freaking bad
I see, that's interesting. I never really get around to exploring music for some reason. It took me two days to listen through 3 CDs.
>Boob
oh wait
100% ERECT
Don't worry I won't fap to Eru though
Yep, on the server I was on if you were the last alive you could have a last request and make the guards do whatever they wanted
I'm leaving tomorrow morning, so no point in rushing to get it done.
I still have them cheese pizza
As long as you get it done I suppose
Thanks ^^
>I don't fap to her either.
>She's too cute.
Last Request: MELEE BATTLE!
>Swarmed by 3 heavies beating me viciously.
I gotta admit, I'm only listening to that album because it's a meme on Sup Forums. I don't even like country.
You should. The music world is a beautiful one.
youtube.com
I'm full.
Nothing really. I'm bored is all.
Oi. Pervert.