DUDE LET'S TAKE A HUGE DUMP ON A RESPECTED NOVEL LMAO

>DUDE LET'S TAKE A HUGE DUMP ON A RESPECTED NOVEL LMAO
Jesus Christ why

>he reads books

>DUDE LETS TAKE A MASSIVE DUMP ON THE FIRST 2 AMAZING FOUND FOOTAGE FILMS
I didnt mind 3 but the idea of not making the entire film found footage annoyed me.

What I don't understand is how they expect to cash in on the zombie craze this long after peaking.

Or am I wrong? Do zombies still make bank?

The flick bombed at the box office

>RESPECTED NOVEL

BASED TWAIN

he reads it multiple times?

tbf Pride and Prejudice is pretty tedious to sit through.

Not anymore, no. He's been dead for over 100 years.

>amerifat has trouble appreciating british literature
Who'd have ever thought?

Wasn't that bad, honestly.

...

Pride and Prejudice is boring as fuck, Huckleberry Finn is 100 times better

I unironically like the BBC show and movie

The novel is feminazi trash anyway

Who are any of these actors ...

Lily James, Sam Riley, Jack Huston, Bella Heathcote, Douglas Booth, Matt Smith, Charles Dance and Lena Headley...

>East of Eden Zombie Invasion
>Portrait of An Artist as a Young Vampire Slayer
>Anna Karenina: Zombie Killer
>The Vampire Hunter Brothers Karamazov
>Dead Souls

Her tits were one of the good parts of the movie. Going up and down when breathing hard thanks to the corset.

>You may kiss the bride...

Tag line is about the cover image and not the movie about a viral epidemic. Who the fuck thought of that?

Yes because thats what he meant isnt smart arse?

An ample bosom.

But Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter was great

This has to be the dumbest idea for a movie concept since

>South was evil
Enough, first Django and then this. It's ok, we get it. The south lost, there is no need to keep presenting them as satan incarnate anymore.
Just like ww2 nazi flicks.

>why
because waifu

She looks like out of JoJolion

>they dragged Jack Huston into this

Hateread, like hatefucking

are you the only one fag that took this film seriously?

I mean, just read the title, it's just an entertaining action/romance movie with some good looking girls.

I enjoyed it, not best film ever, but you know what you are going to watch.

it's like complaining about McDonalds not being a three star michelin restaurant.

I liked it, it was fun

The 4th movie is even worse

>Do zombies still make bank?

no

...

>Charles dance was in this shit

Looking at that poster, it makes me think of Joss Whedon.

>novel
It's a book at best.

He's paid to be in it, not to watch it.

I can't get enough of her. Unusual face, but very pretty.

The film was stuck in development hell for a long long time. To the point where it should have been shelved.

It was announced that they picked up the movie rights in like 2008? There was a lot of hype/speculation back then, as zombie fever was reaching fever pitch.

>The Diary of Anne Frankenstein

It was good though

He was the best actor in it

i have literally never heard of any of those actors

I don't think he's been particularly busy.

>bullet coming out of the flintlock pistol on the right is a modern day rifle round

I thought the main bitch was Lyndsy Fonseca for the entire thing

Fuck off /k/

FUUUUUUUG
MAYBE ITS GOING FAST??

They made Anne Karenina into a steampunk called Android Karenina
There was also a Sense and Sensibility and Sea-Monsters and The Meowtomorphosis
I dunno what other books they did

That was it, and a prequel and sequel to pride and prejudice and zombies

The fad wore out quick

novel = book

jews

They translated it into a format that women might be able to understand so i dont see the problem

No. A novel is a book but a book isn't necessarily a novel.

To be fair the movie is about a viral epidemic during a wedding

Will matt smith be playing the alien space lord that nobody can look at? Because that's a good role for him.

>Was hyped for this, imagining a scene with a horde of zombies advancing on a line of redcoats with bayonets fixed

>Doesn't even get released in theatres in my country since it bombed so bad everywhere else

>Apparently its 'ninja' style action instead of something more practical

damn it

>Was hyped for this
You foolish fool

Nor him but I was also hoping it would be good, it had some potential, haven't seen it because of the bad reviews.

>I was also hoping it would be good
You are also a foolish fool.

>DUDE I HAVE A HUGE STICK UP MY ARSE
Jesus Christ why

There wasn't much to do back then

>chinese & japanese martial arts
>not one single chinese or japanese person

Yea thats what I thought at first and was interested at least to see how the era would play an effect on the whole thing but they just throw the setting out the window and made it as generic as possible. Period setting are only good in ANY genre when you actually take advantage of the fucking period its set in, it shouldnt be just the deciding factor in what the peoples clothes look like.

Is there a zombie western? Theres been zombies vs Aliens and it was actually surprisingly good, sounded dumb as shit but it played it well enough.