US swimmers robbed at gunpoint in Rio

US swimmers robbed at gunpoint in Rio
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It's pretty common here.

We got it, no need to make 100 threads about a fag being assalted.

it's pretty common here

KEK
Get fucked

It's pretty common here.

Thank you favellados!

Why he didn't swan to escape the robbers?

can we steal medals?

>>be american
>Leave the country
>Still get shot
Why can't we escape it bros?

because we own it all.

well you certainly can't win them

shame he didnt pull the trigger

it's pretty common there.

It's pretty common here.

well, if in olympics you need protect your medal and steal other atletes medals of course Brazil would be better than US or China
It's like Brazil in war.

It's pretty common here

>go to Brazil
>get robed
>make big fuss over it

wew

i imagine the guy who stole then, the moral he'll have at the favela

Kek brazil is such a shithole
Worse than isis

>It's like Brazil in war
what do chimps getting firebombed have to do with the olympics?

Its pretty common here

he would probably be killed by favela drug dealers. they don't like random robberies, except when they order them themselves. a robbery like this would cause police to go there and bring confrontation drug dealers dont need or want.

You'd know

Too bad they weren't closer to the water, they could have swam away.

>world war 2
>Americans stole some Brazilians food
>Brazilians stole tanks from Americans for revenge

>olympics 2016
>Americans stole some Brazilians medals
>Brazilians stole Americans

Go back to your zika infected favela juan

Daaaaammmnnn!!!

I have no knowleadge about islam terrorism. maybe europeans can teach us how that feels.

now he had a full "rio de janeiro" experience

It's pretty common here.

>well you certainly can't swim them
Sup Forums memes are messing my brain, I actually read it like this the first time

good point, didn't think of that

lul.

One question, why are there brazilians on Sup Forums?
I mean youre bad at literally every sport
Why do you waste your time?

>zillions of good cities to host olympics
>choose RIO

It's not because we can't win that we can't see the defeat,

...

Only real choice in Latin America.

>Good cities
>brazil
Kekd hard

this has been a recurring theme, senpai.

How did the robbers carry guns in public if that's illegal in Rio?

>having your country taken by muslins
>concern about brazians on Sup Forums

Its brazil
They dont have laws, they live like animals

Rio is the city with the most recognizable name. what would you expect? São Paulo? A business city with shithole of builings without beaches or anything? Not tourist friendly. Not that our crime state is tourist friendly, but it is the city with the most recognizable name and there is more stuff for tourists to see, do and visit here.

Muslims are still better than zika-people

That's what you get from exiting the gun-free zone, baka

>not even able to type brazilians
Un-educated zika-people

living in brazillian law is better than living in sharia law like germany will in a few years from now with those cuck merkel policies.

Sao Paulo was been the most visitated city in Brazil for years.

>t. Muhammad Tahir Abdala

>zillions
>flag
opinion discarded

Are there designated shitting streets in brazil?

maybe business related visits. but I would need to a sauce to believe that it has had more tourists than Rio for visitation and stuff. non-business related stuff.

criminals don't obey the law.


sure, keep saying that to yourself while your womans are being raped and your culture are being ripped.

Why are the German guy so butthurt?
Was her wife raped by muslims or something like that?

Godd english m8

no, are there designated hijab wearing areas in germany? Oh, yeah. there are tons of those muslim ghettos where women would be public shamed for wearing normal german clothes. i would be ashamed to be from such a non-patriotic cucked country like yours m8

He's probably from blumenau.

kinda sad no one understood his sarcasm

I live in a muslim ghetto (there are a few germans her though-like me)
The muslim girls wear normal clothes and there pussies are sweet af
As long as her big brother doesnt find out and stabs you but brown pussy is worth the risk
I can buy weed right in front of my door and smoke all day
Its great

That's pretty common there.

good thing its great. the entire germany will be like that. don't forget to face mecca direction when you pray, mohammed.

>Only real choice in Latin America.
Kuek, thanks for the laugh Zeizinho.

>0 medals

hahaha what? will you say now that mexico would be a superior choice? I can see the point for buenos aires but that's it. no other city in latin america.

Just like rape laws. It's not going to stop them.

There's some german butthurt about Brazil in EVERY single thread, i wonder why. They are the ones that won the WC, that did the 7-1, but why are they the ones being butthurt? I can't understand

Jelly because we're whiter than them

Fuck you you god damn brazilian cunt
Get zika

I'm sad because they didn't shot

kek

are you having a tough day? need a helping hand?

That was 14 years ago
Today we are the best
And you are cunts who cant win anithing

Still mad about Euro2016 i see.

But nazism was much more time ago and your people is still known as genocidal motherfuckers

Why should i be mad?
We were the best team, just had bad luck against france

>1968

kek

Brazil has 26 states. Rio is the second most violent.
Not all Brazil is black, poor and violent.

seriously, his head contains nothing of worth

It pretty much is, dude.

Why do people bullshit like that? Turks aren't like Arabs.

yes it is you fucking liar

Ioc tried tried to deny it at first

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

>visitated

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I pray this does not offend you.

They didn't even take his cellphone, and the swimmer said he was drunk and couldn't remember the car, the face of the robbers, or the place where they were robbed.

Rio is a fucking shithole but I'm betting some hoes just stole them and they were too embarassed to admit.

Normally I'd agree with you, but it's Lochte, so it's entirely plausible he couldn't remember anything of worth. Three other swimmers were involved, I haven't heard their accounts though.

Did the robbers stole their roids?

Idk, Lochte really doesn't look very smart, but I've been robbed twice and they never took my money, only my cellphone. The same with everyone I know that has ever been robbed. I was also thinking that the entire scenario was very plausible, but this detail is bothering me.

Of course, maybe they couldn't find the phones and gladly left with a wallet.

>totally had a gun, i had no choice but surrender
Yeah, right.

True story: two 14 years old brown teenagers asked for him to handle it all and the pussy just did it.

I'm not saying Locthe isn't making it up, just that it's easy for me to believe he couldn't remember anything. The guy's dumber than a box of rocks.

ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

>sure, keep saying that to yourself while your womans are being raped and your culture are being ripped.

implying brazil an otheer latin countries dont have the highest rape rate

Yes It's the absolute worse I've seen 50 dead bodies just this month and that's because I live in a city with a """murder rate of 11 per 100k""" and an """HDI of .803"""
We fake statistics a lot to pretend we're good at anything.
Other things we do:
>shoot eachother for fun
>throw rocks at eachother's head
>put the paper in the bin
>throw children at running cars for welfare money
>buy tourists' wifes and gfs and sell them to Turkey
>genocide natives (something the developed world has never seen)
>rape
>pillage
>pretend we invented shit the US did
>shit on the streets
>pretend we're cordial while we're the most uncivilized people ever seen
>plastic surgeries paid by the government to pretend we have white and/or pretty people
>kill the elderly for being elderly
>breed like rats
>pretend we have a middle class
>steal American culture because we don't have any
>build houses without cement
>poo on the ocean
>pee on the ocean
>try to block ambulances on emergencies
>poo on the bin
>pee on the bin
>use knifes to poo
>use knifes to shop for free
>steal phones to literally unironically throw them away in no time
>try to block liveleak
>get zika

which city?

lol. forget it.

That's the smart thing to do. Unless they were to take away your gold medal or something irreplaceable, you should always hand over your stuff to muggers. You never know which 14yo carries a shiv or a gun in your shithole of a country.

>dying for a celphone and a couple hundred bucks
only if you're either mentally challenged or a poorfag