Currently Harboring a runaway is the least of my Crimes. Ask away faggots

Currently Harboring a runaway is the least of my Crimes. Ask away faggots.

>PIC RELATED

tits. now!

What country user?

Good ole' USA

Runaway or captive?

How you meet said runaway?

Not hers but it's something.

what's her story

I hand you $20k cash what would you do with it?

What state are they missing from?

cmon dude. post hers

Dumping dead runaways at the harbor, that's what worries op most

Runnaway the rest live in the basement.

Long Time friend and Roomie's Girlfriend

Invest, and upgrade lockpicking set.

Michigan

YOu know me so well.

So not really a runaway so much as you stole your roomies girl. Lame.

What other crimes are you committing? Rape, I hope

Kinda looks like a long haired dude in this pic.

Post another, would you kindly?

Agreed

also, timestamp

OP here Internet is fucking up keep it alive and I will Deliver.

>Abusive Family
>Cig burns, Bruises, Constant Verbal/emontional abuse
> Go over on Christmas last year with Roomie and they had taken her door off
>Roomie got Pissed
>Three Months later she ends up with broken arm.
> Roomie, and I came up with plan to get her stuff out
> Worked like a charm

I can add more upon request.

lots of weapons on that table. is that a shotgun i see?

Brazilian on left, Her center, Roomie on right.

Plot twist Roomie is both female and Leasbian

brazilian as in "from brazil" or as in "waxed pussy"?

what are the most of your crime?

do it. good shit so far.

Lately: Theft, Bulgarly, Heist Driving.
Formerly: Arson, Grand Theft Auto, For a little while I was paid to to get into fights with ex-boyfriends /husbands/ect.

Uhhhhh, Knives mostly any firearm was on my person.

From Brazil

Dude I forgot. However I'm on my computer and am between burners right now. However it's 3:58 est

this is such a quintessentially Sup Forums post

it actually warmed my heart a little. brb dead kids thread.

The worst was a Jewelry store heist. With 2 other people dot away with 37,000 USD Each.
Righto

did you just take cash? even thinking about what it would be like to try to move really unique looking pieces is making me sweat a little

>Right before she ran-away We came up to her house
>She had already dropped the stuff out the side window
>ran and snatched it in the dead of night
>Next day Roomie and I were leaving on a camping trip
>She went to see us off is what the parents were told.
>She went with instead.
>Roomie and her had loud sex one night on the trip.
>Killed a Squirrel for dinner one night that was fun
>Get back
> Runnies (I'll come up with something better to Detonate her) Mom let's call her MAMA Starts to try and find her.
>Freaks out
>Finds the letter Runrun left for her.

Do you post this shit on snap? how can we follow your antics

Didn't want you guys to feel like I forgot you.

>MAMA starts to freak out
>calls Police
>Calls me
>Calls Roomie
>Plan part 2 kicks off
>Part 1 was getting her out and away
>MAMA calls me I say I'm out camping in UP (non-Michigan native or mid-westerners look it up)
>MAMA calls Roomie she says She is at Grandmas
>Police can't track her phone when it's off and under her bed at MAMA's House
>MAMA still has no Idea where she is, sometimes calls me crying seeing if I have heard anything.