/heem/: john lineker edition

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>DJ on possible UFC rule changes
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/ufc-champ-demetrious-johnson-wants-soccer-kicks-yellow-cards-and-ten-minute-first-rounds

>Derrick Lewis says he's fighting Marcin Tybura
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/derrick-lewis-says-hes-fighting-marcin-tybura-at-ufc-fight-night-97-in-manila

>Werdum on Rothwell replacement
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/fabricio-werdum-had-no-say-in-ufc-203-replacement-choice-but-didnt-care-i-told-my-manager-id-fight-anyone

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_America
youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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kennedy

reminder that /heem/ is not a friend simulator and to stay on topic

White people are better fighters than black """""""people"""""""

>not a friend simulator
I think you'd be surprised.

Schaub Bless this thread

Me on the right. /heem/, will you "be my Lawlor"?

Just because you can fuck a watermelon doesn't mean it's a pussy

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Post niggers getting heem'd

It could be considered a pussy simulator though. Your analogy fails.

Anyone else getting bored of MMA?

>This race baiting retard

What's the matter? Get a new black step dad who beats you up?

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>starting a Sup Forums argument in the mma thread
don't do this
white people are just as capable of heeming black people as black people are of heeming white people

do you think everyone who isn't white is black
do you think this is a black person heeming another black person

>he thinks humping a watermelon simulates having sex with a female

Christ user

>he doesn't know what simulation meams

if aldo isn't black what the hell is he?

Latino

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_America

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Alex Garcia; another fighter with great potential ruined by Shitstar (Tristar) (Trishit)

>do you think everyone who isn't white is black
yes

That explains why there are 3 black ufc champions right retard?

for it to be a simulation it'd need to be similar which it's not just like cycling memes on Sup Forums isn't like having friends

>That explains why there are 3 black ufc champions right retard?
There is no need to be upset.

>I've never watched boxing before

Why are you still here if you hate it so much?

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I think you'd be surprised

Could you try not barging into reply chains if you're not going read them

Nice NMS pasta, kume

Says the demented polturd who is always mad at the world

too bad autism is considered acceptable now

keep it coming

You have 5 seconds to name the spiciest fight you can think of.

don't speak to me Stipe

I want you to admit 2 things:
1. Blacks are less intelligent and more prone to committing crime.
2. This is due to inherent genetic factors.

That's all.

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I graduated high school so I'm afraid I don't subscribe to your hill Billy trailer park beliefs.

I apologize Cletus.

This will never happen. If you were of a race that was naturally less intelligent and naturally more aggressive/violent (and therefore athletic) would you ever admit the truth?

fact: there are no Brazilian posters on heem right now because they're all out robbing olympians

Jared Rosholt vs Stefan Struve

i watched city of god last night

it was cool

Sloppy Spice: Korean Zombie vs Leonard Garcia
Fancy Spice: Korean Zombie vs Dustin Poirier

>science is for hillbilly trailer park trash

>>>/trailer park/

how about an argument

He's of African ancestry. He's some kind of mullato/Amerindian tri-racial mix.

ariel on the left

How about you just make everyone proud and kill yourself

How many Tristar guys will Sean Strickland beat before his reign of terror ends

>Tom Breese
>Alex Garcia
>?

how about you surprise everyone and formulate a coherent argument tyrone?

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How about you surprise no one and hang yourself

Based.

Rory and GSP I guess? Not sure who else is at WW for him to feast on

>implying they've ever read even one book

Everything from there is cut into bite sized easily repeatable pieces of trivia

>Environmental and cultural influences don't matter
>Claims he cares about science while making stating his subjective opinions as facts
>White ppl are the superior race although the chart he just posted shows Asians posting up better scores
>You will never catch this retard ever arguing that he is much less inferior than a China man
>Wants everyone else to admit that his obese neckbeard self is inherently superior over something he didn't have a choice in choosing

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If chinese are so smart why are communists running hong kong again?

is there a more underrated fighter than Roy "big country" nelson? forced stipe and DC to a decision and knocked out nog, has a + record while being a gatekeeper for all the talented heavyweights, all while looking like a fat country hick who lives in a rusty chevy parked behind a donut shop

There was so much butthurt on here right after this happened.

>Rumble was a 5/1 underdog

wew

early stoppage his hair was protecting him

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>Environmental and cultural influences don't matter
It's making the case that when all socioeconomic differences/factors are removed, intelligence and crime disparities still exist.

>Claims he cares about science while making stating his subjective opinions as facts
Genetics and science is opinion now. Got it.

>White ppl are the superior race although the chart he just posted shows Asians posting up better scores
It doesn't try to make the case for a 'master race', simply that race is determinant of intelligence and crime rates.

>You will never catch this retard ever arguing that he is much less inferior than a China man
You need look no further than the civilizations that we've produced ;]

>Wants everyone else to admit that his obese neckbeard self is inherently superior over something he didn't have a choice in choosing
strawman

you already used this meme image

lel

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you mouth breathing retard

go listen to cuck thomas faggot

>MUH WHITE INSECURITY

Can someone be anymore of a faggot?

He could beat Tarec, who trains at Tristar
Wonderboy also trains at Tristar

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I will cause at least it's on topic compared to some obese polturd Muppet derailing the thread with his stupid charts and fallacious """arguments"""

>Can someone be anymore of a faggot?

Probably

spam x button

You got it, dude

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wtf i hate statistics and facts now

is that legal?

thatsfuckingIllegal.webm

me could heem ever here

Going under the chin like that is illegal. You can see a coach in the background flipping the fuck out about it.

Did he die?

>Marcin Tybura
sure lad

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>When your drunk friend wants his keys
Horrible idea tensing up like he did.

tito doesn't get enough love

Hughes vs Trigg 2

found the 189er

headbutt on the slam was the ko

feel free to leave

post yfw Rumble gets embarrassed by based Glover

lol he passed out like three times. right stoppage was when his tongue came out.

Did Carwin delete his chin in practice?