Greentext ur dirtiest sex memory?

greentext ur dirtiest sex memory?

>fapped with the door wide open

>be me
>age
>see mama
>mama lets play
>fuck nd cum
>impregnado
>wow hot

bump

...

>meet older woman on night out
>kiss in club
>introduces her daughter
>taxi back to theirs
>fuck daughter
>wake up hungover
>leave

>letting chubby 60 year old man tie my hands behind my back, blindfold me and throat fuck me

>meet guy i liked before..
>alcohol
>had sex infront of a church on the stairs

>both got drunk
>tieing up my girlfriend bend over
>blindfolded her
>made our dog lick her
>then made him hump her
>he cam in her pus
>made her suck me meanwhile
>untied her afterwards
>kissed and fell asleep together

pls tell me ur a girl

>be me
>get fucked in the ass in public
>dude cums in my ass
>I push the cum out and eat it

jealous

no girls on the internet.

jealous x2

since then he fucks her regularly

>be me a few years back.
>23 with a 9/10, 19 yet old girlfriend
> won't let me try anal and I'm an anal virgen
> she's got an incredibly high sex drive in all other areas and wants to suck dick and play kinky games all the time
>her idea to go to adult store
>go in. End up buying a gag and some retarded mini vibrator thing.
>get her home she's horny and in meh.
>tie her up face down and gag her with each limb tied to a bedpost
>stick mini vibratir in her pussy
>lightbulb idea. Lube my finger up and touch her but hole a bit. She making angry muffles but gag is in.
>think fuck it. Lube myself up and start sliding my shaft in.
> At this point she's screaming through gag in anger and tears coming out.
> squirming and thrusting but tied up
>keep going harder now
>she's just making muffled sobs.
>blow load in her butt

Definately the best sex of my life on that night hands down. 27 now and nothing even comes close to that.

>coked up ex-GF
>sucking my cock, dog comes into bedroom
>keeps jumping on us, she notices dog is hard
>she thinks about it, I say do it
>she sucks off her dog while jacking me off
>cums in her mouth, she swallows
>we kiss with tongues


She had full-on sex with the dog a couple of time too but that was the dirtiest story.

Kek you taped her. So how did that situation go?

did she enjoyed it?

Pic bitch

I know that feeling, man.
My girl was the same, she never wanted to try anal but I really wanted to.
One night she got fucked up on benzos and vodka and passed out while we were fucking.

At first I stopped fucking her when I realized she was out cold. Then I did a few hard pumps into her and she didn't respond at all.
>now's my chance
>slip a finger in her ass - no response
>2 fingers in her ass - no response
>3 fingers in her ass - still nothing
>lubed up and fucked her ass hard

I've never cum so hard in my life

Afterwards I untied and I ungagged and she just sort of laid there quiet. She eventually got up and went in to the bathroom. Didn't speak to me the rest of the night bust slept beside me. Next few days she seemed kind of distant but still let me fuck her. Never really mentioned it after that apart from the occasional "don't go near my butt" We ended up breaking up cause I cheated on her more than once. She forgave me the first time. I actually still regret that. She was wild. I used to just lube up and start fucking her when she was dead asleep all the time. shed wake up halfway through and start loving it. Or id wake up to her sucking my dick all the time or riding me. She was a rare type of chick that's for sure. The sort guys should be keeping around and not fucking over. You learn that after its too late though unfortunately.

lol well done. probably ruined her for everyone else.

Nice man.... What they don't know don't hurt :)

Pics?

never tell to her about it ?

Fucking hell you lost big time, don't know what would make you mess around.

She seems pretty cool too, she just took the violation as nothing.

Post some pics of this amazing woman.

Sorry... no pics taken of her fucking him

Post Pics Man

>Had 7/10 gf when in uni
>Her favorite position is doggy
>do it all the time
>back at mine one evening
>going at it
>switch to doggy
feelsgood.exe
>my fav position too
>usually difficult to get my gf to orgasm quickly
>often takes a good 30-40 mins of 4play to get her anywhere near ready
>but she seems to be enjoying my D alot tonight
>pulling at sheets
>moaning
>im getting close
>close my eyes and pick up the pace
>dick is beyond dimonds
>hold back as long as i can
>her back arches suddenly
>her breathing speeds up
>she quivers all allong her body
>pussy gets tighter
>OHSHIT
>blow huge load inside her
>best sex we had had yet
>I pull out
>tell her it was amazing
>shes still in doggy position
>still breathing heavy
>still quivering
>still... still foaming at the mouth...?

>mfw my gf has severe epilepsy
>mfw i just blew my load inside her unconsious seizing body
>mfw it was the best sex we ever had

i had an orgy with this mostly lesbian couple and their two female friends. we pretty much took turns being the focus. let me tell you. there are few things more fun than having two people blowing you with one sucking on your nipple and one making out with you and a different tit in each hand and then watching people make out with your cum in their mouth.

Hahahahahahaha pls be true

aye tis true user

Yeah I wasn't in a good place mentally. Had severe depression and kinda looked at her as more of a burden to me. So I used to treat her as bad as I could so she'd leave. -also it gave me a sense of power since I could treat her like shit and she'd still fight to keep it together. Even when I cheated. The way I treated her had something to do with my own insecurities and anger issues. Took me cheating twice for her to realise I was no good I guess. I ended up changing my whole life around cause of that breakup instead of the downward spiral I was in. Got a good career and moved in to my own place instead of being the 2 days a week working and living at home with his mum loser that I was. It took that breakup to shock me out of the shit life I was living. I Have a new chick now and life's good but always think back to her every now and then. I also treat the new one like a princess and still feel horrible for how I used to be but meh that's life. Live and you learn.

>gf and me totally shitfaced after a party
>sex in shower, 69 afterwards
>i start licking her butthole (she hates anal)
>She moans and i push her down a bit (She's very tiny)
>With her mouth placed right over my balls she starts licking and sucking them in and out
>Sice she's so tiny her butt is on my chest so i can't lick her anymore
>lube my finger up and stick it in her butt without warning
>she moans louder and pushes her butt back so it's in to the nuckles
>start fingering her butt and pussy harder
>suddenly she let me lift my legs a bit and rims me like a crackwhore offered 500 bucks
>cums from fingering like a sprinkler all over my upper body and face (it was a solid squirt of like 10 seconds or so)
>grab her hair and pull her face out of my buttcrack
>ram my cock down her throat for a few seconds then come like a maniac while she's puking all over the bed
>coughs laying in the soaked bed and begs me to finger her again

This bitch is the devil when she's drunk

>be gay during a period of my life
>attend gay bathhouses
>one day go into steam room
>three guys approach me
>kneel down and suck all three of them
>one takes my hand and takes me to the dark room
>kneel in sofa and let him fuck me in the arse (I'm 100% bottom)
>another guy was beside me getting fucked in the ass as well
>we kiss as we were getting fucked

True story

there was another chick who i was trying to scare off so i just kept pushing teh freak limit. one thing lead to another and she ended up drinking like ten of my loads that i had saved in a glass and holding it in her mouth.

>dating psycho girl
>psycho girl has a rape fetish
>plan a "rape" with her
>set my alarm for 4:15 am
>sneak into her house (she gave me her key)
>walk in, masked with a knife
>instantly diamonds with anticipation
>get to her room and she is sleeping
>spit on my dick and rip her panties off
>she freaks out
>puts knife to her throat
>fuck her senseless
>at first she struggled, but after 5 mins wet as fuck cumming non stop
>came in her as hard as fucking possible
>later that day texts me "that was the best sex I've had in my life
>1 year later realize I'm dating a psycho and breakup

I like this arc,

Gay

This is the best thing I've read in a while.

We were long time friends, never had our relationships line up so we were single at the same time. Finally did at one point, we had sex a few times after cuddling and that sort of thing. Always had some sexual tension between us

Super cute girl, little extra, long blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'7" , we were both 18 at the time.

>Cuddling on bed
>Turns into wrestling
>Keep pinning her since I'm a bit bigger than her
>Starts swearing at me with a smile on her face
>Tries to bite and slap me
>Have per pinned by her wrists, me on top, looking at her face
>she spits in my face
>I'd pinned her before, she never spat
>Makes me really angry, I take a hand away from her wrist to wipe away the spit
>she immediately slaps me
>Immediately grab her by the throat and pin her to the bed
>legitimately angry she would do that
>tell her to apologize
>choked "Fuck you" with a coy smile
>Don't even know how to react
>Instinct or some shit just tells me to use her
>Pull her pants off her fat ass, struggle to get her shirt over her head and her bra off her huge boobs
>Es or something crazy
>throw clothes across the room
>Pin her arms above her head with one hand
>Keep other hand on her throat
>let her breathe only enough that she doesn't cough/gag too much
>fuck her soaking wet pussy bare
>don't know how else to deal with how angry I am with her
>Eventually let go of her hands and she spends the whole time feeling at the forearm of the hand I'm choking her with
>Constantly pushing my hand harder so she can't breathe at all
>She's loving every moment
>I'm not even in control anymore, just fucking her
>Push deep into her, completely choke her out
>Her hands are struggling at my forearm, squeezing, she's trying to moan, pushing her hips into me
>Filling her pussy with cum
>let go of her completely, walk off to clean myself up, leave her in the bed
>she's just lying there smiling and touching herself.

Fucked maybe a dozen more times after that. Lots of anal, lots of creampies.

the gayest thing I ever did

Your loss

> be drunk me
> gf convinces me to shave my ass
> pass out from alcohol after
> wake up late next day with sore ass
> gf missing
> go to text gf and find pic related on phone and Facebook with like 50 messages from friends and family asking wtf
> maw (my ass when) my gf fisted my ass, posted it to Facebook then broke up with me publicly

Na, the psychotic/bipolar breakdowns far outweighed the kinky amazing sex.

>mom invites me over for daughters bday
>daughter is 15 years old
>Lots of people and lots of booze and lots of pot
>really great party
>mom tells me to hang around
>everyone leaves and I'm alone with mom
>daughter goes to room and shuts door
>mom tells me that I'm wasting time
>mom points to door and sends me in
>fuck the shit out of virgin daughter
Was an awesome night.

Yes, her name was Alice that day

Wtf is your name christian by chance?

Nah man

Good, because that'd be really awkward considering my first did pretty much exactly this and I was 19 while he was 23. Weird shit

Looks like you are from Europe.

>ex and i are friends
>took ex next town for a favor
>on way home i joking ask for road head
>she pulls my dick out and starts sucking
>wtf this is awesome.jpg
>lots of red light get really horny grabbing her ass and boobs
>turn into a little shopping center, park the car
>shit is getting serious but the parking spot wouldnt allow for full sex
> drive to new town being build
> go into work in progress house second floor
> tear her ass and pussy tit fuck throat fuck the works
> multiple position, we end up in doggy getting close
>start smelling something bad.... look down theres some shit on my dick
>.....wtf...... well im already in why get blue ball blow load anal creampie
>she cleans me with her mouth spits to the side
>jokingly were the first ones to fuck in this house
>go to burger store where i was getting head in the parking lot
> clean up drive home, joking say roadhead?
>starts over fuck her in her room 30-40 min later

>

Strange world we live. He sounds like a fuckwit. You're much better without him :)

Sounds legit.

>be taking a shower
>wash ass with shower head
>little spray of hot water shoots up my hole
>feelsgoodman
>do it some more
>couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out
>get hard
>push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate
>balls starting to twitch
>suddenly I'm ejaculating semen and diarrhea
>boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose
>bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen
>sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina
>don't you ever knock?
>she starts giving birth to puppies
>every puppy has my face

>be 15 years old
>on school trip to a fucking zoo
>animals and so forth
>go in elephant house
>oh god it smells so fucking bad
>stench of elephant shit is burning the back of my throat
>feel something grab my waist
>elephant picks me up with its trunk
>srsly wtf
>forces me up another elephant's vagina
>for no good reason I get naked
>walking round inside elephant's womb
>holy shit my sister is in here too
>suddenly everything starts shaking
>look out of hole in cervix, see huge elephant penis thrusting in and out
>we both reach down elephant pee hole and massage it from inside
>feelsgoodman
>it's throbbing and pulsing
>hot steaming semen starts to erupt over our arms, flooding our womb prison
>I punch my sister in the tits for a laugh
>she is so turned on
>massaging elephant cum into each other while I punch her tits and kick her in the cunt
>we're still in there
>zookeepers push sandwiches up elephant's cunt for us
>we have wireless internet in here

/thread fucking Kek

did you sell or keep the puppies?

YEA LIKE YOU COIL HAVE WET FARTY BUBBLES

FAKE AF

>be me
>be 36
>have new baby sister
>rape her completely in half at the pelvis
>tell parents it wasn't me
>flawless victory
>alpha as ungodly fuck

He was in a bad place and had a degenerate for a roommate who hated me because I told my bf he tried to get me to fuck him while the bf was at work. My ex has a girlfriend now but he called me 3 months ago and downplayed the hell out of her and told me he'd leave her tomorrow if I took him back. Told him he was awful and he never called me again. You guys werent/aren't fuckwits for messing up, just young and troubled.

>be 22 gf 18
>on omegle taking orders from some old pervert

>be me 14
>just finished school
>suddenly need to fap
>get naked
>photoshop sister's face into 100 boy CP pics
>print them all out
>arrange them all on the floor
>prop up a mirror so I could watch myself
>keep fapping and edging it for about thirty minutes
>moaning YOOU NASTY LITTLE WHORE GIVE ME YOUR HAIRLESS DICK I WANT TO BITE IT OFF
>ejaculate boiling hot jizz all over the pics
>collapse panting and sweating
>nearly black out from the joyful orgasm
>look up
>realize I'm in McDonalds

well...

>be me 31
>babysitter fell in love with me (14yr)
>she still virgin at that time
>tought her into everything in sex in 2 years
>got divorced in that time
>had a great time
>babysitter became a cum-whore cause of me

>be me, age 22
>working out of state, traveling, hotel-to-hotel
>POF Locals
>meet up with girl, 3 AM
>lemmegetanutrealquick o clock
>lights are off, hands shift positions, sex stuff starts
>rawdoggin
>thumb test, she passed, proceed with the anal sex (first time for me)
>be fuckin butts
>not everything i'd hoped for, so go back to vag
>go back to pooper
>back to vag
>"turn around, slutbutt"
>go to mouth
>fuck that stupid little face
>she get's sick, almost hurls, asks me to stop
>didn't get to cum but i've been using this bitch like a fleshlight for an hour now & I'm tired as fuck so OK
>we fall asleep
>she wakes me up at like 7am changing her daughters diapers & I jet "gotta get the company car back!"
>dont kiss her mouth

(will be continued)

Have you killed her or something?

lol

All these make me feel like shit about my gf, such a fucking starfish.

Whats a Starfish? Sorry, from a non english country :)

probably that one
>crossdressed and fucking some guys wife while he watched

A can't who lays there not doing anything with her arms to her sides and legs slightly open... like a starfish

...

How the fuck do you still manage to get chicks and cheat on them with 'severe depression'. clearly self confidence wasn't an issue

nice, my dream only difference is i dont get divorced wify joins us/ her idea that i go with

last 3 girls i was with super sexual 1000 position/ locations sex outfits, school girl my fav all 3 raw oral anal and vag creampies

current gf go in missionary when shes wet enough sideways doggy style to the left rub her clit till she cums then i cum and throw away the condom and that it.

cont'd

>couple days later, still in her area
>"sup?"
>she comes over to my hotel that night
>she brings me a pack of cigarettes, a gram of bud, some fucking potato soup & "a surprise"
>eat the soup, "god damn, that's good"
>roll the blunt, she only hits it two or three times before she's good & tells me to finish it
>perfect
>the surprise:
>a hot pink, mesh, one peice "sexy" outfit that she puts on in the bathroom & tries to put on for ya boy
>lookslikechewedbubblegum.jpg
>lul inside but get to fucking that mouth hole on the outside
>choking this bitch, shes sitting on floor, head up against the bed
>balls on chin
>pull her up by the throat, toss her into doggy & start vaginal.
>uuuuuuh
>not there, already have a finger in her ass so I just go in for the kill
>pounding her asshole, I can kinda tell she doesn't like it too much but doesn't want to tell me no
>pretty sure the bitch was trippin, catchin the feels
>beatin the fuck out of this whores asshole
>pull out to switch back to that clam & there's poop all over my cock
>dont say anything... push her off me & go straight to bathroom & wash off

I'm not even sure she knows she got shit on my dick, I didn't bring it up. However, I'm pretty sure it must have happened the first time, too & that's why she got sick when I shoved it down her throat. We never talked again after I left with work.

A lot of women stay with guys who treat them like shit, especially if you're the one who take the it virginity. I stayed with an emotionally abusive and manipulative asshole because I was so dickmatized and loyal I didn't think I could find another.

good to heat that

Only works if your an excellent fuck.

Are you my ex?

If it makes you feel any better, I regret how I treated you, pretty much daily, and it keeps me up most nights. Probably drink more than I should now, to keep the feels away. So, so, sorry.

My ex was a fucking starfish too, i know that feeling, i was with her for 6 fucking years.
Now i have a kinky GF, she is into bondage, feet (yeah she turned me into a feet fag), likes to get hit and spanked, loves eating my cum and tomorrow we are supossed to be trying anal (we bought lube like 2 weeks ago and she kept posposing it cause 1st time and she's small and i'm big).
She is also funnier, better looking and smarter than ex and i feel really bad looking back and knowing how much time i lost.

Chances are he would genuinely take you back in heartbeat and this time for good. At least I know I would with my ex given the opportunity

>Be 19
>Gf 8/10 huge titties, nice round ass
>Get nice hotel room because fuck cheap motel sex
>This was back when 50 shades was a big thing
>Week before she was talking about wanting to try some stuff from the book
>Whynot.jpg
>Make my own whip out of thick old leather shoestrings and a piece of wood
>Grab some zip ties to tie her up
>Get to hotel around 7 at night
>Pound a bottle of vodka
>Wantthatass.jpg
>Push her on the bed, practically rip her clothes off. ShesWearing pink and black lingerie for the occasion
>My dick is diamonds
>Blindfold her with my shirt and tie her hands and feet to the bed face down
>She's breathing heavy just from anticipation
>Start teasing her with my shitty whip I made. Dragging the laces across her ass
>Suddenly start whipping her ass hard
>Starts moaning and telling me to whip her harder
>Fuckyeah.csi
>Decide after a bit I want to creampie her ass
>Spit on her hole a bit, she wriggles a bit and grabs the bit of the bed she can
>Practically jump inside her ass
>Loudest moan of my life
>So fuckin tight
>She moans too
>Dig nails into her collarbone and fuck her so hard and fast I feel like we're gonna break through to the floor below us
>Getting close
>Tell her to beg me to cum
>"Cum in my ass user. Please please I need your cum in me”
>Saturn 5 rocket launches from my dick
>Blow the biggest load of my life in her ass
>Lay there inside her
>Both panting and sweating
>Best sex of my life
Eventually cut her zip ties and fucked the shit out of her again and again until we passed out in the jacuzzi together .

was saying that she got out not that ima go fuck virgins then treat them like shit

This one actually happened and i thank jesus for it everyday.

>Be 14
>Alpha as fuck
>Chilling with qt .3.14 petite black girl
>We were both kind of addicts, addicted to cheap energy drinks.
>Bring a 7pack while we were hanging out
>She tells me to give her some
>I refuse
>Ask her ''What if I say no''
>She's playfully trying to get a can out my hand
>thought fuck it, Went for a kiss while she was trying to reach for the can
>Kiss her
>She doesn't even refuse
>We kiss more passionatly.
>I go into rape mode
>Turn her around, pull down pans
>Dicks'diamonds.exe.wmv
>Tried fitting my dick in her
>She was like a fucking swamp
>Let's out a tiny screech/moan
>Get harder
>Jokingly touched her tits before, Now actually kind of massaging it
>Fuck her doggystyle for 12 minutes
>Awkward at first but it was fucking amazing
>SploogedOnherClothing.png
>We went on and hanged out, Jokingly talking about how we fucked like animals

Tfw I never gave her the can.

I started getting tattooed at 18 as my mind was in the gutter. If I could go back to cleanskin. Is I would. Im heavily tattooed and good looking. Back then chicks used to love the tattoos. Not so much now.

Doubt it unless you're from philly. Only been with my first and my husband.

Oh... lol confused by you saying "she got out". I'm a girl and was referring to me and (in general) all girls

haha, nice

lol this cant be real

Fucking kek

quit responding to your own posts, faggot

yeah sounds legit, since it takes a while for razor burn like that to show

nice try though, faggot

noice

>about ten years ago
>be in the army
>home time.exe
>had a 16 yo gf at that time (I was 19)
>bitch was hella crazy slut
>came to my place after school
>school bag on floor
>bitch is still in school uniform (not the anime ones , more like yoga pants and Tshirt with school symbol on it
>waking me up by sucking my dick
>then she turned me over and ate my ass still in school clothes
>good times
Also had this random bitch eat my ass while I was feet up and holding myself hands down with my dick pushed to the wall

Topkek

well... wasn´t a dream too me... was fucking real...