ITT: Anons post their greatest criminal/illegal undertaking

ITT: Anons post their greatest criminal/illegal undertaking.

inbefor: OP is a faggot
inbefore: OP is a Cop

Committed passport fraud

smoked weed.
>inb4 ATF,FBI,DEA swing through my windows and shoot a dog

9/11

/thread

Nothing that bad, bought brass knuckles from a kid in school my sophomore year

What did you do on the 9th of November?

I stole sweets from a pick and mix.

I stole picks from a sweet and mix.

i picked sweets from a mix and steal

I mixed steals from a sweet and pick

I mixed picks from a steal and sweets

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I nearly beated a man to death with a wooden baseball bat
will I tell the whole story

I sweeted mixes from a pick and steal

please tell us how you beat off a man using a baseball bat

B&E.

i lynched a nigger from a prision cell

I was once far even as decided to go look even more like.

I pick and steal sweeted mixes

you mother fucker
how can you do what that is even more like better than what after almost?
huh?

Ok I was about 23 and I was drunk at a party at a pub
I was walking down a street at 4 in the moring and I was still drunk as fuck and
some where I bought a wooden basebsll bat and some more beer
A black man was walking the same street as me I bumped onto him and he said sorry but I said Fuck you nigger I will have you lynched like in the 1940s
he punched me in the face abd I beat him with the baseball bat until his face started to bleed and swell up
then I ran away because I didn't want to be arrested again so legged it up to my house and srayed there for 2 days straight
I don't know he actually died or not
it was 20 years ago

My fucking sides user holy fucking shit keked hard

> I will have you lynched like in the 1940s
Top kek

1. Did cocain for a month straight. Almost died
2. Broke into an house (the house was abonded and old) with my friends. Started to break everything in it. Police came after that and got 2 of my friends. There was like 7 of us there.
3. Draw some graffiti on my school, got busted the next day. Because i was to stupid and bought the paint in our city (3k people living in it) had like one shop where you could buy spray paint.
4. We were in the school, we had some class (cant remember) so we head out with the teacher and the class. As we get out a friend of mine put a dead rat in my backpack and as i saw him putting the rat i took a 1m wood bat and hit him in the head with it. Got away with that shit, the dude got a minor concussion.

And the rest is some random shit

i think its because im tired but i laughed way too hard at this post

I smashed the only lit window at the policestation once, then I smashed the townhalls windows and a few schools windows too. good times