France Hate Thread

Surrender, surrender, surrender. That's all you ever do, Why don't you just surrender to this thread you pussies?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Swedish_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lena
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lund
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albigensian_Crusade
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*goes away*

>flag

You just know how this is gonna go

*s'en va*

*takes care of the bullies so france can come back*

*peeks cautiously*

Idgaf, this needed to be said

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_France
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Prussian_War
Both ended with french surrender, HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

*stops walking away*
*heroic music starts playing as the camera starts zooming on america*

*humps dead bodies of bullies*

*surrenders to this thread*

Oui, good. Give back saint Barthelemy as our terms of surrender

No way.

*Forcefully annexes the whole northern coast

You couldn't even annex an empty land so fuck off will you

Yes we could...

French posters must feel very helpless when they see this thread since they can't laugh at Sweden for being full of muslims.

Shitposting about France without an Anglo flag?
You're in for a world of hurt

>This is Sweden's pride
lol

No, i simply disproved of what you Said. This is swedens pride

That's not really better

>Took clay from:
>Denmark
>Hre
>Russia
>Not really better
The empire was impressive

>when you go to france but realize its 50% black

stop bullying france

Dont talk about my gf like that again

why bully fronce

Easy target, can't effectively use Swedistan jokes

I'm being bullied at again !

This is getting on my nerves, I... I am about to surrender.

but usa is easy tagret more

Will try next time

You... you do realize that not having well known jokes about your country tells a lot about the meaning of it, right ?

Well, I guess you have Ikea's joke...
Pretty adequate, for a flat-pack country.

>France hate thread
Who hurt you Sven ?

This.

There are enough autistic burgers on here to take bait all day long.

This guy is either a complete fucking faggot, or a falseflagging fucking faggot.

Either way just sage his threads.

vocaroo.com/i/s1ssD6Jl3NOd
French boys are for …

Probably Jamal

Flat-pack country? Tf does that mean?

Perú is going to recover Kerguelen and there is nothing you can do about it

J'aime LA FRANCE!

>Sweden just lost to France in handball

...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Walks towards you*

>Sweden in charge of telling others they are pussies
You're just jealous of our baguettes.

Don't bully France, it's our job

France got you that clay though
>The Treaty of Fontainebleau, signed on 23 August (O.S.) / 2 September 1679, ended hostilities between Denmark-Norway and the Swedish Empire in the Scanian War. Denmark, pressured by France, restored all conquests made during the war to Sweden in turn for a "paltry indemnity".

Je m'appelle singe jaune

They made us keep HRE clay, not danish clay. Sorry, try again

We pushed you out of Scania, remember battle of Lund?

>Sweden bullies France
/ghetto/

Get deluge'd again polskinigger

*éjacule discrètement sur le topic*

>be french
>wake up and sniff armpits
>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
>rub crushed garlic all over yourself to rectify this
>bus drivers are on strike again, ride bicycle to work
>accidentally enter sharia zone
>shaved twirly, effeminate moustache yesterday so look like a little boy
>dutifully accept your government-mandated anal penetration
>apologise to muhammed, abdul and faisal for not enjoying it enough, promise to do better next time
>finally get to work
>clock in
>surrender hard for 45 minutes
>clock out
>go on strike for having to work 15 minutes longer than usual
>get blown up on the way home

Shut your whore mouth.

...

why does she walk towards the camera?

They were brutal around 1800

was excepting this thread to be made by an american

also fuck you entire world

>was excepting this thread to be made by an american
It's so absurd, isn't it

>be continental great power for hundreds of years
>kick all kinds of ass
>support fledgling USA in war for freedom
>send famous generals and troops and supplies to help
>be the reason they could even win
>subdue half of europe in napoleonic wars
>hold the line in ww1
>sacrifice an entire generation of young men to stop the germans
>americans barely do shit
>ww2 happens
>get outsmarted by crafty germans doing crazy ass shit no one could've imagined

And americans still insist on pushing the surrender monkey meme.

>Swedish Empire
lmao it's worse than ours

Swedish empire was 1.100 000 square kilometers, yours was like 800k or lower? HAHAHSHSHSA Checkmate
( colonies don't count)

That is just sad. You guys are now getting colonize by a bunch of sandniggers.

They've done more than your pathetic shithole EVER could of done in the world. It's so hilarious seeing someone like YOU, a cuckhold pathetic Swede insult the French.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Swedish_War
They also actually held an IMPRESSIVE empire, unlike your country. It's shocking how delusional you are.

Get fucked in the ass by Abdullahi, Sven. Don't insult a country with far more history, wealth and power than you.

>anglo defending the french
this board is sick

>impressive empire
>a bunch of Africa and the Middle East
Maybe the very brief European holdings they had were impressive, but they had those for all of five seconds. It was a shitty empire ruling over shitty parts of the Earth just like yours

> Shitty empire ruling over Shitty parts of the Earth just like yours

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself my Burger friend

You are so fucking mentally deficent. It's expected from a fat, zionist retard sperg like you. You should honestly just drink bleach and praise Yahweh while wearing a Yamaka, you landwhale.
Since you don't know what you're talking about - evidently - I'll tell you some facts;
Controlling most of Africa and holding large territories over the world isn't weak, nor is beating many, MANY European powers.

France is the military backbone of Europe.
If you want to laugh at a military failure, do Italy.

They had the number advantage in the war.

Of course we couldn't rule the fucking world, so unlucky was our position, but we won many impressive battles and made great gains in proportion to our size

>country hate thread
>started by swede

So many excuses, while you cherrypick as many French losses too. What gives you this pathetic, but hilarious hate Sven? Tell us, tell me.

>using machine guns against people whose pinnacle of technology was a sharpened stick and couldn't write
Wow, I've never seen such a display of strength. Bravo France and England, bravo.

At least, they are not fucking leaves

I want to get back to the Burgers point,
>Take undeveloped shit places around the world
>Get your ass repeatadly beaten by baguettes
>Get your ass beaten by krauts, even in Naval battles, the pride of the british
Weak fuck hahahaha

You are downplaying this on purpose by a large amount. You see, we didn't just kill niggers. And that was harder than it seemed when they outnumbered you so much.
Also, by your definition - your nation did literally nothing different.

>grasping straws
You are so autistic. Try not to obviously and terribly lie while insulting people this much superior to you, thanks.

>what did you said? cheese eater surrender monkey? come over here a second

>it's another butthurt swede thread
I know you guys got an inferiority complex about Norway but don't unleash your frustration on us

Literally amazing job at ignoring my question by the way. That's one of the few things you're good at!

Look at a list of wars vetween you and french, and search battle of jutland

>cuckistan:fagget edition criticizing any country

I'm very sorry about my autistic friend, once an episode starts we just have to let him tire himself out.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt
We've beaten each other roughly the same amount of times. Expected from actually powerful, prominent nations. You wouldn't know the feel of that.

Once again, you are cherrypicking. And as I said before, Germany is actually powerful. I have German descent even, so do many English people.
Nonetheless, both sides claimed victory and in some ways that worked out well for us

Thanks anglo friend, someone please post that anglo/french friedshit polandball comic

ah yes the first world war where our navy starved germany with years of blockade by controlling the seas completely. what an embarassing defeat. utter RETARD AHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh, you wanna play that game?

>bragging about beating Italians in war
Who HASN'T beaten Italy in a war?

Please no, this thread is autistic enough already.

We have much more battles than you, its a war you cant win.

no problem I suppose.

Really makes me think.

Really activates my almonds.

Can someone make a list of wars where France and Sweden are against each other as one of the main belligerents and tell me what's the result of those wars.

isn't france a nation with one of the highest number of wars participated in and greatest win/loss ratios considering the number of wars?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lena

And I counter you with the Cathar crusade

This battle completely secured swedens grip on 1/3 of Denmark, which we own to this day:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lund

why were crusaders fighting in france? I thought they all fought in the Balkans/Middle east

How do you deal with them usually ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albigensian_Crusade