If I were to kill myself I'd shoot myself in the heart

If I were to kill myself I'd shoot myself in the heart.
My brains the only thing stopping me from actually doing it.
How would you kill yourself Sup Forums?

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shoot yourself in the heart? thats fucking painful

back blip from a cliff, where my body won't be found and noone gets bothered by what i did.
im not even suicidal, just keep that option open for the case that i could fall terminally ill or something

>My brains the only thing stopping me from actually doing it.
Shoot brains first, then heart

I'll probably just slit my wrists. Elbow to wrist.

Should I do both arms?

It's less painful than how my heart feels now.

I can't imagine taking a blade to myself. Have you cut before?

Get 8 feet of 3/4 inch hemp rope, make noose, put it right behind my jaw and take a straight jump down. Also shooting yourself in the heart would hurt; try a shot gun to the head.

faggot

Dually noted.

>Duly noted

I'd probably get a job, maybe meet a girl, maybe settle down and have kids, watch them grow up and out of the house, then grow old with my spouse and wait for death to come as I lay old and happy. That's probably the most painful way to go.

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Not on purpose. I've got a really sharp knife, so I imagine if I do it quick and hard I won't have time to hesitate. If I can get myself really angry when I do it, I should be able to go through with it.

Maybe he's noted it twice you FUCKING CUNT

How's the plan going so far?

We all know what really happened here.

sorry - i lost my cool there. nice trips YOU FUCKING BITCH

Eh, I'm working part time. Almost there, anons. All my troubles will be over soon.

Say that to my face bro

Literally

sorry, tiger just got out the cage there for a seCOND YOU MOTHERFUCKER IMPLYING I WAS OP

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God speed, user.