>The always reliable JoBlo.com have another fresh batch of Marvel Studios scoopage today, revealing tons of details about what we should expect from Thor: Ragnarok. For starters, they mention that the God of Thunder's mission is going to revolve around him needing to find "the ultimate weapon" in order to stop Ragnarok from taking place. Could that be another one of the Infinity Stones? It seems likely as we get closer to the release of Avengers: Infinity War, but we'll just have to wait and see.
>Where things get really interesting though is what the site says about how Thor: Ragnarok will adapt the Planet Hulk storyline. Apparently, we're getting something of a mash-up between that and the Ragnarok storyline, with both heroes winding up on a planet where gladiatorial games are taking place. Who's in charge? Well, as many of you have already guessed, it will be The Grandmaster.
>It's during this part of the film that The Hulk will don the classic Planet Hulk armour from the comic books, something which promises to be an absolute delight to see on the big screen. It's Thor's new look which is most shocking though as Chris Hemsworth will apparently be rocking a shaved head for some of the movie, an appearance it's fair to say will be vastly different for him. Tessa Thompson's Valkyrie meanwhile will, "be wearing war paint on her face, much like a Native American warrior."
>The site also mentions that The Night Manager's Elizabeth Debicki is playing Ayesha/Her/Kismet/Paragon in James Gunn's Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2 (something CBM revealed earlier this year), and confirm that the team will appear in Avengers: Infinity War.
>Thor: Apocalypse of the Norse gods will be a quipshit buddy cop movie about the wacky adventures of Hulk and Thor in space, starring a black love interest and Tom Hiddleston waiting for his last check from Marvel to clear
MCUcks will unironically defend this
Matthew Johnson
Don't pretend that shit won't be capekino gold.
Leo Clark
>The Hulk will don the classic Planet Hulk armour from the comic
Why? Looked dumb as fuck in the comic and will probably look stupid on screen. Pointless for the hulk to wear it in the first place/
Kevin Lee
I don't care about planet hulk unless it leads into WWH, which seems unlikely
Isaac Torres
anyone over the age of 12 watching this? if so, grow up. its disgusting. no more capeshit. stop feeding the machine.
Benjamin Gray
But, uhh, Jeff uhh Goldblum is going to, uhh, steal the show. I fail to see an issue here.
Adam Nguyen
I'm only hyped for Doctor Strange from Marvel atm. Marvel's Thor and Hlk movies have both been horrible, so I have no reason to think this time it will be different
Tyler Ramirez
It's just a spartan skirt thingy and metal tube over his left arm though, isn't it?
Aiden Bennett
Suck me off u dumb dog
Brandon Miller
>planet hulk fucking finally
Jaxson Richardson
Thor and Hulk in a gladiator tournament sounds cool
Jordan Martin
you're probably thinking of the world war hulk armor nothing wrong with the planet hulk armor
Luis Cruz
Great news! Another watered down cliche copy pasta Marvel movie ruining decent storylines to forcefully pack into a short movie.
I'd rather they just made a deal with Universal and made a fully fledged Planet Hulk movie.
Ryan Ramirez
I don't get why this hasn't happened already. Which one is unwilling to cooperate here, Universal or Marvel?
Liam Edwards
it's literally gladiator armour?
what are you fucking gay?
Dominic Smith
I agree. When this is released I will be watching sophisticated grown up movies like 12 years a slave on repeat all day. Because that's what adults do.
Hunter Bennett
Yeah that's it. Literally pointless. Hulk doesn't need some shitty armor and if he did, why the fuck would it only be on one arm?
William Barnes
I feel it's Marvel. They are probably waiting for Universal to come lapping up to them and make a deal, thinking Universal can see all this money they are making so they'll come crying for a deal.
But Universal isn't doing that. So Marvel will just wait and wait, and would rather continue pissing fans off who want Hulk flicks. Instead of just offering Universal some mouse shekels.
Hudson Allen
Do you even into style?
Sebastian Carter
holy shit you are a mong.
Easton Martin
> Tessa Thompson's Valkyrie meanwhile will, "be wearing war paint on her face, much like a Native American warrior." Appropriating white roles AND Native American culture?
Shameful!
Austin Anderson
Budget. Planet Hulk would be expensive as fuck due to all the CGI, Hulk does not draw as well others, and they would be splitting profits more than usual.
They probably don't want to risk it.
Christopher Rivera
>don't want to risk it Oh well. After Infinity Wars nothing they do will be a risk anymore, though, maybe we'll get something else that's neat.
David Mitchell
Yeah dude, I get it. It works for comics where you have limited means of establishing a theme, but there is literally no reason for him to have it on the big screen. It serves literally no function and the whole gladiator theme can be conveyed in many ways since it's a movie with dynamic visuals and audio.
Fell free to explain the logic behind MCU Hulk wearing half assed armor on the big screen.
I guess he should just randomly start speaking in fully coherent and concise sentences as well too right? Because at this point in the comics he was fully sentient as Hulk, so it only makes sense for MCU Hulk to be the same way!
>mong
Thats a word used exclusively by retards who try to appear educated. Great post user.
Dylan Mitchell
shouldn't a Thor movie be about.... i dunno Thor?
Cooper Lee
ok mong
Henry Brown
>doesn't need some shitty armor you literally didn't read the comics nor watched the movie hulk was weak as shit on that planet, only reason he lived was because the emperor was weak as shit >speaking in fully coherent and concise sentences as well too right? you really are retarded
Jeremiah Robinson
>literally no reason for him to have it on the big screen PRESENTATION
Robert Allen
no it should be about Darcy and Jane. Pretty fucking stupid of Marvel to go this route and not have it primarily on earth where the best part of Thor is.
Christian Watson
JUST
Ian Russell
Not that guy but why was he weak?
Jace Ortiz
Why can't Hulk have his own movie anymore...
Gabriel Davis
Im not gay but my boyfriend is
Henry Gray
Yeah because that worked so well for the first 2. Thors name is box office cancer compared to the rest of the MCU ensemble.
Ok mental midget.
>weak as shit
Yeah and the armor did literally nothing to help that. It was there to visually represent the whole gladiator thing.
>you really are retarded
You accuse me of not reading the source material and then in the same post imply that Hulk wasn't spouting full monologues and talking to his opponents? Get a grip retard.
They tried that twice and it failed. Hulk works best in small doses I guess.
Chase Harris
Ruffalo can't carry a film.
Owen Robinson
HULK SMASH AVATAR!
Nicholas Wright
epic
Jason Ross
By making movies for adults.
Mason King
epic ftw
Carson Campbell
>Tessa Thompson's Valkyrie meanwhile will, "be wearing war paint on her face, much like a Native American warrior."
Fucking kek why nobody is talking about Valkirie being now a nigger with indian-american outfit? Isn't that double cultural appropiation?
Charles Anderson
>Hulk doesn't need some shitty armor and if he did, why the fuck would it only be on one arm?
because he's meant to be a gladiator, and they wore armour like that? it's literally for show.
James Cruz
>They tried that twice and it failed I liked The Incredible Hulk, especially that RIPPED design (still the best/most realistic imo).
Asher Nguyen
Pfft.
Zachary Ortiz
wow another capeshit better update your twitter and facebook and tumblr and Sup Forums and reddit and your personal blog to tell other shit eating plebs how much you love the hollywood jews responsible for the steaming pile of manure they shat out on your plate
Logan Mitchell
It wasn't that bad, honestly.
Easton Fisher
Considering Thor's track record, it shouldn't be that hard.
Asher Myers
Which totally makes sense in a comic book. A movie, not so much.
Zachary Gutierrez
Y'know, on rewatch I've noticed that it's the least quippy of all the Marvel flicks.
Tyler Lopez
That's because they still didn't have their cinematic universe going. Iron Man 2 is where they set up their style.
Zachary Robinson
you're not even trying now
Levi Gomez
>called Thor: Apocalypse >its a road trip buddy comedy
FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU AVENGERS: WEEKEND AT ULTRON'S
Gavin Miller
should have watched the aftercredits scene before making that post
Nathan Harris
You haven't even been trying the whole time. You've yet to offer a single response with any substance. You act like MCU Hulk is anywhere near as developed as his comic counterpart.
Michael Jenkins
>black valkyrie Just fuck this shit. The same people who will defend and praise this piece of shit will bitch about ScarJo playing major.
Angel Edwards
it's thor:ragnarrock
Connor Thomas
>Tessa Thompson
Why do blacks have to steal everything bros? Have they no culture of their own?
Michael Gonzalez
The general style is what I'm talking about, not them being connected.
Isaiah Martin
It was the second film in the MCU though wasnt it? IM1 being the first..
Sebastian Perry
>white culture >existing
Nolan Kelly
incredible hulk and iron man 3 was released during the same year
Tyler Sanders
Yes, and it came out the same year as Iron Man 1, meaning they were being made at the same time and the style wasn't as unified as it would be in all the rest of them.
Liam Smith
My negro. I tip my poorly crafted spear in your general direction to ward you off from my plot of the desert and to safeguard my goat lover.
All of Western "mythology" was stolen from Africa dumbass
Fucking white people I swear...
Nathaniel Baker
>Hulk & Thor buddy action/comedy
DC on suicide watch.
Jordan Adams
blacks would have never made it out of the jungle if whites hadnt taken them out
Ayden Reyes
Iron Man 1 had quips too but that's in keeping with Tony's character. My biggest gripe with MCU now is everyone's trying to be Tony Stark when it's wholly inappropriate to their characters (from the comics anyway).
Hudson Gonzalez
Can't tell if that blog post is serious or just troll.
Robert Bennett
DC:
>level-headed, deep, mature storytelling that resonates on meaningful levels that can be joyed by both adults and kids
Marvel:
>"NOW WE MUST FIND ALL THE 8 CHAOS STONES AND PUT THEM IN THIS BAG WHERE THEY WILL EXPIRE OR FLOURISH DEPENDING ON FATE, OHHH~"
Won't see Hollwood making a Shango joint, but the rip off is fair play huh?
Gabriel James
Take your bullshit somewhere else. t. Macumbeiro
Juan Ortiz
Dark Horse:
>You both suck, let me show you how this shit's done.
Dominic Sanders
>level-headed, deep, mature storytelling Why must you turn this thread into a house of lies? >South Park quote Okay I forgive you.
Caleb Bell
That's just another blog post of some crazy person.
I'm sorry, make it clear to me, because I can't tell if you are serious or not.
In any case, most of mythology comes from the same Indo-European source. West Africans most likely got theirs from the Semites. Are there are similarities between all of them as they all have the same original source.
Cameron Peterson
>no Hellboy 3 was ever made >we'll never get more Hellboy >the comic is ending too I hate my life.
Julian Lee
WE
Zachary Rogers
Oi vey
Henry Watson
What's the explanation for how worship of Shango, the God of Storms who wields a magic hammer and is brother to the Trickster God, Eshu, predates Thor and Loki by centuries?
White culture doesn't exist.
Nathaniel Perez
Go back to your mudhut then. You've got another girl's clitoris to cut off tomorrow, unless you get eaten by a lion.
Logan Peterson
>Thors name is box office cancer compared to the rest of the MCU ensemble not really a big different to the Captain America franchise but yeah you're right, those movies needed also the other Avengers
Christopher Johnson
It's the same explanation for Zeus, Perun, Perkunas, Baal etc etc etc
Also, Yoruba does not predate anything.
James Nelson
>we wuz whites and shit! Next you'll say Perun is also copyibg your shitty mythology, because you have so little culture and direct heritage that you become a fanatic for everything remotely resembling your ancestry. Black americans are disgusting.
Joshua Morales
GOON comic when?
Henry Watson
>capeshit is for babies >will still defend BvS with his life
DCucks ladies and gentlemen
Juan Bell
What about the Leader? I hate unresolved storylines.
Ethan Martinez
>Where things get really interesting though is what the site says about how Thor: Ragnarok will adapt the Planet Hulk storyline. I'm done. fuck Marvel.
Wyatt Morgan
You can have a hoverbike if you forget a bout The Leader.
Blake Martinez
See you in the theaters user. One more this year, three in 2017.
Jacob Phillips
Can someone post that pic of capeshits with MoS listed as kilo kino and BvS listed as kinograpfe
Asher Gray
Pearlman is done with all the make-up shit and Gulliermo still struggles to get funding approval.
Shame. I would pay to see a Hellboy 3 in cinemas. Wasn't exceptional but was certainly highly entertaining and obviously a labour of love.
Thomas Adams
WUZ
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