What would you eat before a surgery with only a 50% chance of surviving ? I thought about grilled turkey with salad and pizza nutella.
Need ideas in the next hour
What would you eat before a surgery with only a 50% chance of surviving ? I thought about grilled turkey with salad and pizza nutella.
Need ideas in the next hour
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50% chance? Damn
Eat something fucking crazy like make a lasagna and wrap it in bacon then deep fry it
nothing or you'll have a 50% higher chance of not waking up
lol
there are few procedures with only a 50/50 shot of survival, what do you have OP? or hypothetical?
I would follow whatever was told of me by my doctor. Usually, you need to follow a rather strict diet for things like that.
Fugu.
shut up faggot
I hope you die on the table you fucking degenerate. Christ.
Just go to your nearest city and go to a really nice restaraunt and of order some big ass $120 platter of meats and sauces and fried shit.
Not that fucking redneck shit people eat of a fucking dare.
We are better off without you.
Arnt u nut Spode 2 at b4 sugury?
a bullet. i don't like taking chances.
If I had a 50/50 chance of surviving, I wouldn't be undergoing a surgery...
Gastric cancer gets splitter. Hugh chance of blood infection. Since I can take my last meal today and then have to be on a strict diet until Friday I was wondering what other snobs would eat.
Eat a nicely cooked tri-tip, along with a side of seasoned potatoes/mashed, a small side of your favorite veggie and nice cold beer
That autocorrect. Sorry I am kinda nervous and didn't prove read
60mg percocet
4mg xanax
1g soma
100mg dxm (to potentiate)
100mg dph (to potentiate)
No alcohol but otherwise a nice idea
Yeah fuck you too
Hey OP, you don't know me but please believe me your suffering moves me. I really, really hope and pray that you survive the operation - So your cancer can finish you of in a slow and agonizing painful way you piece of shit.
2edgy5me
Thank you. I know I am just gaining more time to waste. Now give me advice of what I should eat today
I've seen worse odds than 50/50, Good luck
Nice trips, too bad you have middle school tomorrow
Let Sup Forums be himself. Ignore him and give me advice
>Ignore him and give me advice
Then dont ignore me. Seriously, just get a good meal at a nice restaraunt. Dont drench kraft sandwich slices with some brown shit you found in your cabinet, you fucking cancerous white trash.
Yeah you would eat fried stuff and other fatty sauces a week before surgery. Everyone with some sense would ignore your opinion.
just chill out and eat something you enjoy OP, it's just surgery, worst comes to worst you just dont wake up.
Find a 4 or 5 star restaurant and get a 5 course meal. Go all out drop that $150. Fuck put it on your credit card. Have a nice culinary orgasm.
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I keep telling him that but he wants ketchup sandwiches and other fucking redneck suggestions.
Hillary Clinton's vagina
0% chance of survival. Better ofldds with the quacks.
he'll be fine
RANCID
OLD
ROASTBEEF
GL m8. wishing you the best.
now you done it
rip op
Five course meal for $150??? Where do you eat? Ruby Tuesday's? 4 out of 5 on Yelp?
Go all out at a real restaurant, Michelin two or three star.
ACCEPT DEATH.
OP, THIS IS IT.
you're not allowed to eat before a surgery
>any amount of DPH before almost dying
I guess if you want to make a deal with the spider king, go for it.
>chance
it's risk you silly cunt
OP should def eat dick.
big black dick
You're not supposed to eat anything before surgery, dingus.
Eat pizza, its ass but American
Good luck bro.
I'd have multiple steaks, expensive ones, and some decent chips.
but the risk is to wake up
fuckin homo post mate
bet u r one retarded nigger
Deep fried marsbars covered in Nutella
you dont eat before surgery,
nice try user.
fuck if the surgery doesnt kill you that pizza will
so nobody who ever had a surgery ever ate something before? u faggotry made me collaps
steak and green beans bra, cant think of any better
I probably wouldn't be able to eat anything. I'd probably just take that time to try and make peace.
Alternatively, ass.
you fat bastard
I'm guessing they aren't talking about directly before surgery
getting your wisdom teeth out isnt the same you dumbshit
if you really were going into surgery you wouldnt be eating
if you're just a tard and youre telling the truth, i hope you choke on your vomit on the table
No fat here my man
fuck making peace dude, you need to get amped up and fight for your fucking life.
This.
summer is over
ur a definately a fuckin retarded cunt
ofc hes havin a last meal before surgery, or should he stop eating like a year before the surgery u fuckin homongolos
you're right, dude
no food, no peace, but threaten to haunt the surgeon if he fucks you over
I don't know but I hope you could share your meal with us after the surgery.
>homongolos
what
Nothing, because you're supposed to fast before surgery because anesthesia often makes people vomit. Don't you faggots know anything
UNDERRATED
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>4/5 Michelin Star Restaurant
>5-course meal
>Not four figures minimum
Sweetie, not all restaurants work like Waffle House...
Sorry fr fag here. In your situation I'll take a foie gras then souris d'agneau with some vegetables and some good cheese.
Good Luck OP.
Kek
Like this. But it seems you're american and I doubt they are able to cook good meals there.
THIS IS NOW A SURGERY ROLL THREAD
EVEN DUBS -> OP LIVES
ODD DUBS -> OP DIES
ROLLING BABY
Holy shit that's one hell of an off by one. OP would've died, too, that was a close one buddy.
Roll
You missed the quints fag, go hung yourself
underfuckingrated
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you do you user
No, it wasn't
That's a zero-star restaurant, though. What do you think "stars" refer to? They're talking about Michelin stars.
I am now your God, OP
Roll for blood infection
(change currency to whatever world you live in)
OP Go to the butchers and get a £30 steak, season with salt and pepper. Eat that motherfucker till its gone. Then to feel good about yourself eat some motherfucking lemon sorbet. After that have a glass of coke cola.