The IOC will defend this

>the IOC will defend this

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>The IOC is in charge of parties

Americans are pussies.

He wasn't at a party, he went to a party then left and his taxi was pulled over by fake police while heading back to the olympic village.

Surprised
a) Americans don't org security drivers for their athletes, this would be cheap instead of relying on local taxis

b) Nobody looked into the taxi driver as he probably set this up once he saw a bunch of atheletes get in his cab

Is that Lochte?
He looks like an old man

doesnt matter, got bribed

>at a party
huh, didn't it happen while they were taking a taxi?

what has this to do with the ioc
the guy is a walking target

shut the fuck up retard

No

They decided to give it to Rio

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This headline was almost by design
Lochte is the type of airhead who WOULD get his ass robbed

Honestly? This guy is so stupid I'm impress he manage to stay alive for so long.

>article states that lochte got a gun pulled on him
no, the IOC did not defend this

>his taxi was pulled over by fake police
$100 says they were actual police, not fake.

Honestly? This Olympics is so pathetic I'm impress they manage to hold onto their bid

He actually refused to get on the ground before they put a gun to his head.
Kek, what a retard.

>gibe monies or i report u

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>AM I BEING DETAINED?
Thank god they were Brazilian criminals instead of American cops, or else he would be dead.

How to not get shot by a police officer:
1. Do what he tells you

that's it, but black people and drug addicts go full retard and get their asses shot, which they should. whenever someone brings up how many people are shot by cops last year, I feel disappointed that it isn't enough. anyone retarded enough to disobey an officer's direct orders should be shot and killed for the good of our country's gene pool.

More pathetic than the shitshow that was Atlanta 96?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centennial_Olympic_Park_bombing

One of the dumbest athletes of all time was robbed, big fucking deal. At least he was not murderer in a terrorist attack.

Rio is doing pretty well compared to Atlanta.

huh.. rly mks u thnk doesn't it?

Issos mulekes não fazeram um bom trabalho, eu quero matar esse filho da puta Lochte

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hahaha, solid try

Why is he so stupid?

nothing makes Ryan Lochte think

doping fucks you up in the long term

gawker.com/here-are-the-best-dumb-things-ryan-lochte-said-on-his-r-476828120

Wtf he really is stupid

The chlorine is eating away at his brain

*drinking fucks you up in the long term

>gawker

wew lad

wew

surprised they didn't just shoot him

>1. Do what he tells you
lochte broke that rule in this case, so by your logic an american cop would've been justified in shooting him dead

It's really common here.

Can a Brazilian tell if that was actually a criminal dressed as a cop or a real cop.

>at least he was not murderer

huebro, you're a murderer of the english language :-(

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>Atlanta
>one person killed
>111 injured

He was not *killed. Now tell me how many languages can you speak.

3 , murderer :-(

bullshit

>STOP RESISTING
>Australians will defend this

nice come back huevo. brave.

They're both as likely, 2bh.

Time for him to die

However many languages you think you speak, subtract one.

JUST

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK LOCHTE

Yeah, sorry. I don't even know how can I understand what people are writing in this thread. Are you sure It's is not portuguese?

>linking gawker

Wtf you really is stupid

Understanding a language is vastly different than actually being able to speak it, but you already knew that. Not to mention being able to speak more than one language is absolutely irrelevant for those who have English as their mother tongue.

* comeback

>Not to mention being able to speak more than one language is absolutely irrelevant for those who have English as their mother tongue.
And that's why Ryan Lochte has a tv show in the US. You guys likes stupidity and to be stupid.

>a man who is unironically retarded is a lot more successful than you will ever be

>acquiring knowledge is irrelevant

>Ryan Lochte has a TV show in the US
He does? I had no idea, since I don't really pay attention to these athletes outside of the Olympics. It's almost like different Americans watch different things. Also, there's no evidence that being monolingual makes you stupid.

Learning a language is far from the only way to acquire knowledge.

It was the IOC that decided to hold the Olympics in that shithole.

Bashing someone for trying to communicate in other languages makes you stupid.

Lochte's reality shitshow:

that was me, retardo. not him.

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you would too if you had to compete with Michael Phelps your whole career.

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speak for yourself nigel

You must be 12 or mentally retarded like Lochte.