Scary movie

this is fucking hilarious why hasn't anyone told me about this movie before

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we did
you just never listen

Mate how young are you?

>being so young you never heard of scary movie

Yeah it was pretty funny when I was 14 years old. I doubt it would hold up if I rewatched it today. Glad today's 14 years old are liking it though. Watch Freddy Got Fingered if you want a better dumb comedy from that era.

WASSUUUUUUUP

show us your tits.
no pedo.

3>1>2>4>everything else they made

Debate me fags

>9 years old
>classmates tell me about Scary Movie
>it's super funny, must see
>ask my parents to go rent it
>my mother insists she watch it with me
>awkward silence throughout the entire movie

Scary Movie was Mel Brooks tier desu

because we dont care about what children do or dont watch.
if you're anywhere near 27 like me, then you know Scary Movie 1 and 2 VERY WELL.

I only saw 1 and 2, by the time 3 came around I was a little bit too old to care, so I can't really debate you.

Maybe OP is from Greenland or something.

>when the guy pumps his shovel like a shotgun in the third movie

>implying

1 and 2 are the only good ones anyways
So you're all good

KIDS THESE DAYS

First 3 is the best one, After that it's a fucking trainwreck

If you liked the first two or three when they came out you will probably still like them a bit. I re-watched 1-3 earlier this year and they were ok.

We're talking strictly scary movies but yes this was top tier

Whatever happened to these types of movies?
Seems like they died with the Scary Movie franchise

Fuck man you just made me spit up my water on the bus

Because you're an underage fag and your parents don't let you watch these kinds of movies

You're just getting old.

>able to hit tall buildings at a single bound

9/11 changed everything

I thought 3 onward were crap. 1 had the tightest plot and was far more coherent than any of the others. They had a small handful of movies that they parodied and kept consistent with them throughout the whole thing. I recently rewatched it and the majority of it still holds up.

2 I don't remember quite as well, but I do know it was still more consistent than the PG-13 sequels. It had a lot more "original" humor though, and brought in a greater number of parodies at the same time.

One thing I will say that I thought was really odd was bringing back the black chick that clearly died in the movie theater. It was funny that they mentioned it in 2, but it stands out as a really odd decision.

Woah woah easy there buddy lets not get carried away

after the SM franchise, everyone and everyone was putting in their bid for the same kind of movie, and that shit got overproduced. Date Movie, Superhero Movie, so on and so forth.
The flood of low-quality knockoffs and a loss of quality in the successful originals made everyone collectively dump that genre.

>watched this with my parents

>was so young when I watched this it gave me nightmares
a year later I was laughing my ass off watching the first one

I prefer the second one over the first. I ignore the rest.

But seriously user, this movie is old as fuck and the seven other scary movie movies in addition with the Shitty Movie movies diluted the brand to the cheapest schlock they could produce.

Of course they are all inferior to im gonna get you sucka and don't be a menace.

>that scene in the second one where that chick is getting fucked by a ghost and you can see her vagine through her panties

It's probably a fake vagina. It's how they do frontal nude scenes in hollywood.

>Shes wearing her monday panties on wednesday
Every time

Who wants some turkey? I stuffed it myself.

>why hasn't anyone told me about this movie before
because underage children shouldn't watch R rated movies

Fuck i worked at a restaurant when the second one came out. For a year and a half no one would pick anything up without announcing that we were using our strong hand. Or walk through a door without making room for fanny. Chris Elliot is a comedy genius.

hmm I don't know man

Take my strong hand!

it's probably her vagina

yeah that's what I said

no you didn't

yes i did

She also dies in 3 and comes back in 4. She's the Kenny of the series.

Scary Movie 3 was the best if you are a patrician. The only Scary Movie movie which appeared to have some Airplane/Naked Gun influence.

Scary movie 3 is the best one

Go watch airplane and naked gun, they're the same thing.

>Scary Movie is now considered obscure

jesus christ

Scary Movie was some funny shit, it gets a bad rep nowadays because it's lumped in with all the other dreck like Disaster Movie and Date Movie.

If you have the chance you should also check out Don't Be a Menace to South Central Whilst Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. It rips the piss out of the early 90's black gangsta movies and is pretty funny.

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2 was absolute dogshit

I HATE BLACK KEYS ON THE PIANO

Your opinion is correct.

I HATE MY GUMS CAUSE THEY BLACK

I HATE THAT BLACK ASS WESLEY SNIPES

>putting airplane on the same level as scary movie
it's not even the same type of comedy

Angie Tribeca is doing that shit now, it's no Police Squad but it's not so bad either.

This happened to me yesterday when I watched Watchmen with my fundamentalist christian parents. Holy fuck I was started to worry that they were going to kick my neet ass out of the basement and to the curb.

1 and 2 are the best, because they mostly stand up without having to get the references.
3 makes good use of the references and has a few moments where it stands up on it's own, though.

>Chris Elliot is a comedy genius.
Finally got around to watching Cabin Boy recently. Top notch patrician avant-garde farce right there.

"Cindy, the TV's leaking!"

Scary Movie 3 is a masterpiece.

Agreed, 3 is fucking amazing, fantastic comedy

you have to be over 18 to be here OP hehehe xd

>parents and I watching the first one
>beginning scene with scream weilding a knife
>4 year old brother pisses his pant

>required watching to fully appreciate scary movie 1
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Scream (1996)
Scream 2 (1997)
The Sixth Sense (1999)
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Halloween (1978)
The Exorcist (1973)
Election (1999)
Kazaam (1996)
The Shining (1980)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
Shakespeare in Love (1998)
Amistad (1997)
Thelma & Louise (1986)
American Pie (1999)
The Fugitive (1993)
Big Momma's House (2000)
The Matrix (1999)
Titanic (1997)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
The Usual Suspects (1995)
Schindler's List (1993)
The Wayans Bros. (1995)
Psycho (1960)
Dawson's Creek (1998)

>required watching to fully appreciate scary movie 2
The Haunting (1999)
The Exorcist (1973)
Clueless (1995)
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Hollow Man (2000)
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
Charmed (1998-2006)
Hannibal (2001)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
What lies beneath (2000)
Poltergeist (1982)
Poltergeist 2 (1986)
IT (1990)
Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Save The Last Dance (2001)
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
Macgyver (1985-1992)
Paulie (1998)
The Amityville Horror (1979)
Harry Potter (1997-2016)
The Changeling (1980)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Titanic (1997)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Twister (1996)
Rocky (1976)
Weakest Link (2000-2012)
Urban Legend (1998)
wild wild west (1999)
The Legend Of the Hell House (1973)
star Wars; the empire strikes back (1980)
Final Destination (2000)

>required watching to fully appreciate scary movie 3
The Ring (2002)
Signs (2002)
The Matrix (1999)
The Matrix reloaded (2003)
8 Mile (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
BASEketball (1998)
The lord of the Rings (2001-2003)
The Sixth Sense (1999)
The Others (2001)
Pootie Tang (2001)
Airplane! (1980)
Air force One (1997)

>president Ford

The first two were amusing but then the series turned to absolute shit.
You know you've hit rock bottom when the end-of-credit outtakes for SM5 were funnier than the movie itself.

fuck sake OP must be 13

This user knows what's up.

>scary movie 1
>parodies 25 movies
>some of which are obscure

>scary movie 2
>parodies 31 movies and 3 shows
>nearly half of which are obscure

>scary movie 3
>parodies 13 movies
>2-3 of which are obscure

you can literally tell where the quality dropped

As far as spoofs go, Scary Movie was actually pretty good. Scream was still fresh in everyone's minds and the spoof genre was out of fashion and so the market wasn't saturated. Scary Movie brought the spoof back and actually had a decent writing team in the Wayans Brothers and co.

It'll never top spoof masterpieces like The Naked Gun and Airplane! but it's certainly half decent compared to the glut of spoofs that were to follow in it's wake.

Yep. Scary Movie 2.

I've been cleaning after this dumbass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I've been hitting it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm saying, nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for president y'all

[gibbering nonsense]

Basically the entire 00's was constant spoof movies, studios just kept shitting them out after scary movie 3 came out only they got insanely lazier and stupid as they went on, kind of like capeshit now. Scary movie 1-3 were the only good ones, and that one with drake bell as the dragonfly or whatever was pretty funny, but it's also been a really long time since I seen that one.

I'm not counting any spoofs before scary movie. All those movies were flawless. The only failed spoof movie which idk how it could've happened with the actor and director team up, but Dracula dead and loving it is probably the weakest movie Leslie Nielsen and Mel brooks have done.

Don't be a Menace is great
>"The Man" is a literal straight laced white man who walks around the ghetto framing black people for crimes

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>killer walks in on stoners getting high
>gets high with them
>everyone freestyle rapping
>killer does one
>accidentaly stabs everyone while doing rap hand gestures still holding knife
YO THATS THE ILLEST RAP I EVER SEEN SON.......

Also the later parodies depended on celebrities like the kardashians which made the movies even worse to watch

if you don't think this scene was tight as shit the something is seriously wrong with you
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"It's that I have a feeling something's not right"

"I know what you mean, it's like that feeling that something's not right".

I miss him so much.

oh shizl gizzingar

Bravo user. Patrician taste right here.

3 is GOAT

2 had my favorite scene in the entire series (the cripple fight) but it was not the best movie overall.

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anna farris is qt as fuck

Goat scene
Patrician taste itt

>>parodies 31 movies and 3 shows
>>nearly half of which are obscure

???

Some of the 1998-2001 references may not be recognizable to a modern audience under 25, but for a movie released in 2001 they were recent and mostly relevant.

Most of the older references were from instantly recognizable cult classics. The changeling and hell house are maybe two that the audience from that era would not get.

I remember the cumming scene in SM2 having me completely confused

SM has at least one scene that verbatim from scream.

i remember the cafeteria scene being the same in both movies

both put out by miramax

Student Bodies = Scary Movie > Scary Movie 2/3/4

student bodies? really?
i grew up watching it and saw it again several years ago when finally released on DVD

not so sure it held up, user

still love the dog meowing/cat barking

I think it still holds up.

What about Hot Shot ?

Everyone always forgets about Hot Shot.

Not just that he pumps it, but the fact it actually ejects a shell is gold.

i've got friends who swear Hot Shots part Duex is GOAT

Have you ever shot a chicken with a bow ?

I forgot Tim Curry and David Cross were in 2. Fucking good movie.

GOAT

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>Black girl has biggest tits
>But is the least attractive of the three
FUCK

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>tfw Leslie Nielson was the only good part about SM4
>tfw you just remember Leslie Nielson passed away.

James Woods was great in SM2

"first, I must bless this house"