As a Brit, we only have amazing cheese, our cheapest, nastiest cheese is something that would be considered good in America.
Britain don't even allow companies to call some of the cheese America calls cheese cheese, and they have to call them "processed food slices" -
So I'm just wondering, if American cheese is so shit, what is the actual flavour of the shittest of your shitty cheese - Government cheese
Also, props to any user who can prove they actually have some.
Nathan Clark
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Nolan Morris
pff he's not even British
Josiah Jackson
I hear you. Im American but I actually enjoy good cheese. Theres literally spray "cheese" shit that comes in cans that says 'pasteurized homogenized food cheese-like product' in small letters. "American" cheese is the same way. Disgraceful to call that garbage cheese
Hunter Evans
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Gabriel Butler
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Christopher Bell
Gruyere, Gouda, aged white Cheddar, Havarti are some great cheeses.
>Excellent trips btw!
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Tyler Russell
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Carson Hernandez
Muslims aren't big black men silly
Jace Ross
None of those are actually American.
Thomas Roberts
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Jaxson Evans
You do realize "government cheese" is an expression and not actual cheese, right?
Christian Morris
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Charles Price
Government cheese is real.
Christopher Rogers
I know.
Easton Diaz
mkay
Caleb Rodriguez
Government cheese is processed cheese that was provided to welfare beneficiaries, Food Stamp recipients and the elderly receiving Social Security in the United States, and is still provided to food charities.
Juan Sanders
It means free money too. Welfare
Austin Turner
Wow some of you British kids are really stupid. Socialism at work
Colton Davis
Am American, but know what good cheese is. Was at breakfast with a friend and the friend's dad a few days ago. His dad asks for American "cheese" to be melted into his eggs. The waitress responds that they do not have American "cheese," and would mild cheddar be acceptable instead. I watched his face turn angry and disappointed. I don't get it, Sup Forums, why do people in my own country want to eat that garbage
Tyler Mitchell
No, it's cheese, you just listened to Old Dirty Bastard songs and thought he meant money, he meant cheese
Landon Scott
Atleast I don't eat straight CHEESE fatass!
David Turner
The nano machines will drive you crazy!
Do NoT eaT!!!!
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Lucas Nelson
I actually enjoy those cheddar slices
But the Dutch have the best cheese with their Gouda
Jackson Davis
It's GUBMINT cheese you over-privileged cunt
Dylan Richardson
>as a brit we only have amazing cheese The amount of delusional arrogance is astounding
Easton Evans
Imagine being so insecure that you even throw a bitchy fit when other countries call your cheese shitty. Do you have cheetos there, OP? It's like cheetos but lighter flavored, maybe with some gouda thrown in for good measure. It's awful by cheese standards but meh, it gets the job done.
Cameron Hill
You've only been to the US via wikipedia. Its an expression for welfare handouts, the US goverment isnt actually in the cheese business
Jose Martin
Nothing beats British Blue Wensleydale cheese
Jackson Taylor
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Nathaniel Morales
Neither is OP
Nolan Martinez
You know, there are boats and planes, we can get any fucking cheese we want
Did you think there was a cheese sanction against the USA or something?
Ayden Jackson
I've been to Denver and Miami... But anyway, goverment/welfare cheese is real
Juan Rogers
Some use it as an colloquialism for government doll too, I know the difference, nevertheless the term is used that way.
Liam Sanders
Try buying an american MRE they have stuff with cheddar cheese some times
Joseph James
Why is it so much easier to trigger Sup Forums than other boards or even sites like Reddit and Tumblr?
It's because you're all either easily manipulated tweens or easily manipulated autistic adults.
Oliver Lewis
#TRIGGERED
Asher Evans
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Nathan Ramirez
Oh god, its like spray cheese mixed with sand and salt
Nicholas Sanders
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Jonathan Harris
YUCK! WHY WOULD YOU EAT CHEESE WITH MOLD IN IT
Lincoln Perry
They are real!
DO NOT TEST ME!!
Oliver Thompson
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Alexander Powell
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Jaxson Ward
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Carter Wilson
80% of welfare money is actually in the farm bills to price support food. Government buys it and warehouses it to keep up the price.
Then it was rotting away in warehouses, so, embarrassed, the government gave it away to poor people, defeating some of the purpose of buying it as a price support.
Anyway, that's where things have stood for decades. They used to film people coming into the drive-thru warehouses to pick up cheese, in Cadillacs.
Angel Martinez
And your point is? What as Americans we can't enjoy foods from other countries?
Ethan Morales
Blue cheese is the God of cheeses
Nolan Long
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Cameron Ross
Spool good
Kevin Williams
Itt Europeans arguing about how great their curdled cow lactations are. Meanwhile in the US eating processed cheese actually has less fat than real cheese. But mah Amerifats!
Isaac Ross
T-Trips has spoken!
Thomas Green
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Julian Baker
True. Though Europeans don't smother everything in cheese.
Colton Gomez
Trips confirms
Leo Williams
Americannhere. I mived to england 4nyears ago and i have to say....your cheddar is the best cheddarnive had in my life...
Seriously strong,cathedral city, blue ribbon....
I fuckin do love british cheese.
James Fisher
Stilton beats the fuck out of Blue Wensleydale but then again St Agur is miles better than either.
Matthew Murphy
I don't know about those places, but way back when here in texas, the government was paying someone to make cheese that would get passed out through vouchers
it wasn't processed, like velveeta or something, it was basically the cheapest and therefore shittiest sharp cheddar they could make
eventually the vouchers got phased out and they just let you use food stamps for whatever, which then got replaced by food credit cards, that everyone uses to buy steak, lobster, and caviar
Christian Morales
gorgonzola, said n'uff
Jayden Hill
You know what you're talking about for sure.
Isaiah Ortiz
5 year old detected
Grayson Davis
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Benjamin Cook
usually no, you fat retards usually complain that it's not deep fried enough
Brayden White
Fat is not what makes one fat, retard. And Europeans peel off one thin slice of cheese and eat it on rye bread, that won't make one fat. Also, as long as you are not lactose intolerant, lactose won't hurt you. Finally, it has long been proven that milk is in fact good for us, the vegantalk has been debunked.
Americans have great food, but when it comes to certain things like cheese you can't argue that processed is inferior
Aiden Wilson
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Logan Sullivan
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Adam Jenkins
I'd fuck them both
Levi Anderson
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Colton Scott
I'm a big fan of cheddar. However, America has more to offer than mass-produced Kraft cheeses. It's just that ordinary consumers like the mass produced shit since it's easy and cheap. It's why cheese whiz is a thing.
I myself love Philadelphia, and that's a pretty innovative and great consumer cheese.
Colton Nelson
Oh a European acting better than us. It's not surprising just a little sad that you have to make yourself feel better by insulting Americans. It's alright I'm sure the majority of the people from your country aren't assholes.
Mason Butler
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Noah Ward
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Leo Phillips
Präst or go home!
Carson Scott
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Ethan Brooks
British Gymnast
Leo Hall
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Luke Lopez
why isnt she smiling?
Josiah Nguyen
That's bullshit, Yanks don't have foreskins
Leo James
lol u mad
Joseph Stewart
those unis won't even be in the eu shortly
Landon Ortiz
blimey govena- pass me the wig, mate!
Jaxon Mitchell
not everybody here is a fucktard religious child abuser, just most of us
Samuel Parker
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Bentley Anderson
Kek Teletubby
Nathaniel Roberts
Nope, I'm genuinely disappointed that it has become standard for europeans to universally hate americans without knowing anything about us. Its sad because your ignorance is no better than american ignorance of europe. I wish the world would stop acting like all countries have one type of person that inhabits the whole country and maybe be a little more friendly.
Brody Carter
Yanks don't seem to circumcise for religious reasons though, they seem to get talked into it by their doctors under the false claim of "health and hygiene" reasons, when really it's just so doctors can make money from a completely pointless procedure.
Oliver Ramirez
Is this turning into a British vs USA thread? Love this shit
Dominic Gonzalez
I know you're just pretending to be retarded, but there are people this stupid out there, so for them: ALL CHEESE HAS MOLD IN IT, THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT CHEESE. That or bacteria.
Alexander Brown
Teletubby? Telechubby!!!
Brayden Foster
It was always a British V USA thread
Adam Morris
US militaryfag here. Government Cheese is real and it is shit. The gubmnt gives it to food banks, prisoners, and the military. It is fucking disgusting. It doesn't taste like anything if you're lucky. If it does taste like something, it tastes like curdled milk/stinky feet. Not like bleu-cheese stinky feet... Like rancid, sweaty, under the nutsack sweat.
Nicholas Thomas
honestly, i get welfare myself and here where i live we get to buy Tilamook brand cheese, so fucking good. never heard of gov issued cheese, sounds like something youd get in the military or disaster relief.
Samuel Edwards
Okay OP, I grew up shit poor but everything was food stamps/EBT and food bank food. The worst of everything was Velveeta, which always ended up at the food bank.
Besides that, other user's are ranting about "American" cheese, which is really a very mild cheddar with extra milk added to thin out the cheese flavor. It's also much cheaper to produce because it has no complex aging feature. Kraft is disgusting, but there are some high end cheese shops where I live that have artisan style american cheese that is pretty good.
Elijah Carter
best cheese coming thru, make way
they use baby foreskin in anti wrinkle cream.
Jaxon Russell
circumcision isn't only done for religious reasons.
I had mine circumsized 2 years ago because of medical reasons and I have to say it's great. My dick looks way bigger and sex feels more enjoyable, the pleasure is intensified
Do recommend
Noah Cruz
I usually talk trash about how shit british food is, but you're right about the cheese thing. Our cheese is plasticized milk.
Beans for breakfast? Gross.
Isaiah Bennett
>under the false claim of "health and hygiene"
Lol
Enjoy your smegma and phimosis, faggot.
Landon Reyes
This is the kind I had as a kid. Didn't taste like much of anything.