Tell us your secrets Sup Forums!

Tell us your secrets Sup Forums!

>Give us your best ones.

I let the dogs out

kek

who?

Retrospectively, I'm glad I didn't make this post. Thank you.

who let the dogs out?

I like strawberry milkshakes

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Jordan, I think you are amazing. I'm sorry I've just made everything in your life more difficult. I just want you to be happy.

I overdosed twice in 2014 and never went to a hospital

what did you take?

Random pills that ive found in my drawers, really old pills too. Ibuprofen, depression, ocd and bipolar meds.

I hate this country so much that I'm voting for Trump

I took a shit in my parents dining room plant pot, mixed it in the soil and that whole part of the house stunk forever and they couldn't find where it was coming from. I was 13 at the time, they still dont know why it stunk like shit for a few months kek

I dont like you.

two weeks ago i groped my sleeping sister's breast for just a few seconds and i still feel really bad about it

Jerked off in a friend burger. But only because she needed the nutrients!

I was raped by my bestfriend at an anime convention

I got coerced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

i have a fetish, i want to be pegged by a hot tall woman

I keep posting my ex gf on Sup Forums ... So much that most of you hate her being posted ... But I just enjoy everyone fapping to her so much

Shit was so cash

I post pics of this girl from work that I like on here in pretty much and cocking thread or facebook fap thread.

i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"

i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5 foot nothing sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.

seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her

Wait... If you tell your secret... Then it's not a secret anymore? all lying faggots..

I secretly enjoy the smell of the sweat that gathers in my groin when I havent showered in a few days. And I like to look close the texture of my turds, holding them in my hand with a tissue.

How fucked am I?

I secretly loathe the blacks

she confided me in this to help her ease her guilt (and goes to church)
she ruined over 10 years of friendship with a large group of friends.

she doesn't know i told 2 of the guys (they're my friends)

she still confides in me and is worried/stressing how her secret came out.

sounds bad

post

I'm wearing a diaper while my mother in law is in the house. And I just wet it

I can't lie.. I like big butts.

I like discipline and punishment, particularly spanking and preferably young girls. Rules and consequences, pre and post punishment rituals. This compliments my fetish for soft, smooth butts and school uniforms.

My GF has a video on her laptop of her getting railed by a huge dick and I have masturbated to it often

I've been off my meds for weeks

I routinely have nightmares where I bury the body of someone I murdered. Not always burying, sometimes it's burning, hiding in some place or maybe cutting up and feeding to pigs. Anyway in these dreams I'm being pursued by the law or someone who knows what I did. For days I wonder if it was a dream or not, walk around all freaked out trying to act normal. I've considered seeing a therapist.
47, married w/ kids.

I once hired an escort and I tried to choke her and tie her up. I wanted to keep her as my sex slave. But didn't go as planned

I'll help you hide the body, if you let me spank your kids.

I went out for dinner with some friends, and our server was this really cute young brunette girl. I murmured "she's so beautiful" a little too loud and she overheard me. She left her phone number on my bill, but I was so beta I didn't call her for fear that our subsequent relationship wouldn't work out. Now I can't even go back to that restaurant because I don't want to run into her again. It was my favourite restaurant.

I secretly saw OP sucking a nigger dick while another nigger was fucking his butt.

Better late than never buddy you should give her a call tonight and just explain that you've been nervous but you would really like to take her out

I suppose it's a poor substitute for actually being able to fuck her, but someone else is doing that now

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

On the scale of b/10? About a 4

Here

Does she know you've seen it? Would u share over kik?

Did she write that in a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey?

I assume it's not you, but was it done while you were together?

so i was at work today and there's this lady who's office i was cleaning, i was pretty much bored and nothing to do but pretty horny so i was like fuck it, I'll just masturbate to her pictures she has hanged up of her and her daughter, so i was jerking off in her office to her pictures for a good while and i grabbed a cup of the lady who sat next to her and rubbed my tip all over the top of her cup, precum poured and smeared all over it and i got an idea, i was like why not cum in the girls container so went back to the first lady and slid my tip into the container, a aluminum cup and started to jerk it till my sweet loads bursted out into her cup filling it up with whatever liquid she has in it, she has work tomorrow and im just hoping to God she chugs down my cum or at least a drink or her neighbor wraps her lips around the cup. this just happened today and i stole her pictures and have her name down and plan to tell her in a couple days.

I'm trans but still identifying as male because I'm not passable.

My dad molested me when I was 4. Due to difficulty emotionally processing what had happened to me, I then molested all my friends. When I hit puberty, the repressed feelings of violation, shame, and anger caught up with me, and the horror and disgust I already felt toward my own tainted body was amplified by the realization that I had probably put all my friends through the same trauma.

When no one's around, I go out and buy food from a bunch of different stores (to make sure cashiers don't judge me for buying too much), stow it in my backpack, hide in a small, cramped place, and gorge myself until it's all gone, refusing to stop no matter how sick I feel. This is the reason I'm still fat.

I have no clue. It looks recent.

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I posted an overused meme in a thread on Sup Forums to show how clever I am, but it died

Good boy ;)

i've been writing soft-core porn books for a while now instead of graduating college like my parent's think i am. (i flunked out). The money's picking up a bit, but I'm still gonna have to work a normal job it looks like.

I sometimes dream about being a woman, and I've been dreaming about being in a relationship with Asian traps lately. I also mainly pleasure myself to dicks and vids of men/traps pleasuring themselves these days. Pussy doesn't excite me as it did when I was younger.

Try looking at the properties, assuming it's not a copy.

Don't.
Just... just don't

My adopted sister and I started fucking in July. Got drunk at a 4th of July bbq and made out. One thing led to another and we've been fucking twice a week since then. It's been the best sex of my life. She's so fucking sexy.

Thanks man. Can confirm it was while we were datibg

That's disgusting. You're a fat disgusting faggot and should kill yourself. You deserve what your dad did to you, you nasty glutton.

dubs of truth

No blood relationship = no problem

It'll probably fuck with your parents' heads if they find out, though

I'm not gay, I just really like dicks and giving it to trans/crossdressers for some reason. I've fucked 2 Asian traps in my life.

I like tits

So, you have a choice. If it gets you off, you could tell her you found it and find it hot, then ask if you can watch or join in. That, or she's just simply cheating on you and your relationship is doomed.

>Not gay
>I just like dick

Beat me to it.
And the double dubs of truth are the truth

When I was about 12 I discovered the wonders of masturbation, since then I've been quite adventurous, it's relatively mild atm but here's what happened before:

>be around 12/13
>go to class
>foreigner so had extra english lessons with other foreigners
>small group, sitting around a single desk
>teacher in front of us
>see cleavage
>my peepee senses are tingling
>reach down casually
>pull by weiner out and start slowly stroking
>maintain eye contact with titties when nobodys looking
>when I'm about to explode ask if I can go to bathroom
>"of course user"
>hide my penis and casually walk to bathroom to finish off
I did this for about a month every day
sometimes i'd get bored just stroking it so I used my surroundings to my advantage
Sometimes I'd put a roll of sellotape around my dick simulating what my 12 year old brain thought was a vagina, shit was cash but eventually it got boring so I stopped
>never got caught
>fond memories
>thinking of them titties atm

Well, yeah. I'm not attracted to men or masculine features, just dick.

Nice dubs

how'd the plant do?

>my peepee senses are tingling
kek'd

I don't understand you.
I've fucked a trap before, it was low-tier anal sex.
Still would have done it for a quarter the price.

>inb4 abrahamic

I'm assuming it was just a one time thing. Although no condoms are used.
Idk if I could handle watching it in person

So this is dick in the femineine sense, then. Not the one that defines masculinity?

>at an anime convention
as if anime needs any more bad rep you faggot

I think him going to the convention was his dirty secret

I fucked my sister for some weed. Ages 10 and 13. You can decide who was what age.

Well-manured, so I guess pretty well.

That's why I only go for Asian ones. The first one I did took me in her/his apartment. He had a nice cock and took mine better than any woman. Good makeup, too. The 2nd one, last December, was a bit more aggressive, but wouldn't truly top me like I wanted her/him to.

Yeah, feminine-penis.

Nikki Sevasti, Glenview IL. I miss you more than you will ever know. I just wish you knew.

i tried to fuck my ~5 year old cousin when i was ~12 (idr exact ages)

Not trying to abuse this thread tho secret is in there + need advice

how'd that go?

At least you tried. That's the main thing.

Thank god

I've gone so far down the rabbit hole i don't think i can really fully come back. Ik im no longer normal and cant live a normal life. However it made me happy, and i can say im content.

kek

Sup Forums?

I recorded my girlfriend cheating with another woman, I fap to it all the time

Kek
What went wrong tho
I mean that plan was solid AF

no
i usually just lurk around b, tg, and once in a blue moon v

>letting the trap top your ass
Now you filthy homosexual.

greentext the events please

Why? Clearly you enjoy watching her get pleasure from being fucked; what better than to be there in person, see her reactions to the other man, hear her pleasure first hand? If she stays with you then it's just sex for her - rare in a woman.

If it's not just sex then you're fucked, but at least you'd know

You never wanted to try it?

It flourished. Think it finally died 3-4 years ago,. So it lasted a good ten years after my initial dump.

I was walking by when Clinton had her episode earlier. There were people "whisper shouting" things like "get the van!" "she cant walk" and "cover is dont let them see". Two of her suits tried to take cameras from people recording and someone saw me staring and rushed after me

good or bad depending on your outlook, i suppose.

>at my aunt's house
>little cousin is playing alone upstairs
>i tell her i want to play a grownup game
>take her to the closet
>tell her about the thing between my legs
>tell her it goes in the thing between her legs
>get her pants off
>realize there is no way i'd be able to do it without hurting her horribly
>told her not to tell anyone
>went and fapped in the bathroom

She said something that tipped her mom (my cousin) off and the cat was out of the bag, I got sent to a few sessions of counseling. Lucky I was young enough to get off that easy (no pun intended)