Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Roll

Slap ass and eat it.

Why have i got a staircase in my bedroom?

>thats a man

"We had to do some renovating for the photoshoot."

Probs sex lol

want the next best thing?

Bend over railing and fuck.

first time seeing her?

Ask what she is doing in your bedroom... and how she got there.

"I'm here for the photoshoot. The crew let me in."

Where's her vagina?

Go to bed.

Do a 360 turn and walk towards her...
... by walking backwards that is.

Kek'd

So who wants to have fun with her?

> think: poor girl, she must be cold
> cover her up

Fucking fat white knight beta virgin loser piece of shit!

Push her over the railing

fuck off

Your bathroom must be freezing