Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Hello Everyone!

They got power back on, so yeah, that's what happened

My computer is partly kill, if power supply wasn't, it is now. And I do smell burnt computer

I'll wait for my roommate, he is a computer science major

A blown fuse isn't a real problem either though.

What are they like 6 dollars these days?

Jinx claimed.

>How about you?
Just relaxing at the moment. Listening to music.

The moon is lurking

Everything is a-mei-zing.

Still here, how are you all doing ?

Also, Ryuko claimed

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Noodle claimed.

Doing fine. You?

Which Gorillaz song is your favorite? Also, excited for the new album next year?

If I see Mai80.jpg one more fucking time

Favourite's probably Dare, didn't know there's gonna be a new album.

Hi.
Nice. Any plans for your week?
Yes.
I am well. Just kicking back now.

Inb4 he changes it to either 79 or 81.

Also back from the Pokémon hunt.

A blown power supply is a bit worse, and if it broke anything else...

Well I was meaning to up grade it sooner or later
Hey butts, I am not good with computers

Hey, nice trips.

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>eating chink chicken and broccoli
>finish up and move to fortune cookie
>"The usefulness of a cup is in its emptiness"

That is not even a fucking fortune you retarded chinese bastards. And I'm thirsty, so fill this empty ass cup up.

It was supposed to come out this year but it got moved to next year. I hope it's good.

My favorite songs are:

>DARE
>Rhinstone Eyes
>White Light
>Dirty Harry
>Feel Good, Inc.
>Stylo
>Doncamatic
>Empire Ants
>DoYaThing

And a whole slew of others. There's just so
many good songs from them.

>Plans
Just gettting up early for school.

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>The usefulness is in its emptiness
>the emptiness of no waifu

time again.

Sup?

Good list. It misses most of Plastic Beach songs. Like Melancholy Hill

>White light
>Doncamatic
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Casca claimed

Haha great can you kill yourself now?

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Leave him alone

The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred (deceiving), the beatings; it's over

That's a quote from lao Tzu, when you fill a bowl, or any other container, it stops being useful as nothing else can be placed in it.

It is supposed to be a metaphor for the human mind, that while calm and meditating you think better

Litteraly rapped untill retarded

That's why I said a whole slew of others. Plastic Beach is my favorite album from them, though. Demon Days is second.

Are you not impressed by my superior taste?

Are you okay?

Take the advice of everyone on /waifu/ and fuck off mai.

#REKT

She's mine and I love her. Deal with it

That still is not a fortune.

A fortune would be something like "Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."

No

I haven't showered in days lol

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward Tomoko, for you will soon be dead.

No

I prefer Demon Days but as long you don't say the Sides album were good we're fine

Any notable catches?
How are you on this fine day?
I like Melancholy Hill, the only Gorillaz song I've really listened too.
Fun times. 5:30 AM is when I wake up. This year is going just about as I expected.
YouTube. How about you?
>everyone
What?

D&D
Waifu edition

I lost all the respect my family had for me. these threads are all I have left

claimed

>We Are Happy Landfill
>Bill Murray
>not good
Wot
Seasonal waifu

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Well I'm so empty
I'm better off without you and you're better off without me
Well you're so unclean
I'm better off without you and you're better off without me
They're just lyrics mayne

Fine aswell, I'm gonna go for a smoke

What you up to ?

Hello
>trips

Watching some YouTube.

You will take your eastern philosophy and like it!

2 or 3 good songs don't make an album good

nice pic

I will rape you with a rake.

Faggot calling the lesbian gay

This.
You said you were into prog music if I remember correctly. What are your thoughts on Yes' Fragile?
Trips indeed. How are you today?
He'd like that.

Fran will like that

>shiro user
>good music tastes
wot
you don't like queen

I'm good, contemplating whether or not it's socially acceptable to do fireworks today.

>Not liking D-Sides

You should listen to more. They're really good.

Alrighty.

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Tbhq i have the best music taste itt

Fuck off mai

Trips confirm

Yeah.
Yes is cool

God damn I want to ram my dick in tomokos stinky ass

youtube.com/watch?v=3JeShwf7-94

>progressive music
Have you listened to insurance by flo

I spoke to God today, and she said that she's ashamed.
What have I become, what have I done?
I spoke to the Devil today, and he swears he's not to blame.
And I understood, cause I feel the same.

I'm not doing too bad. How about yourself, Shiro?

Mi Liu do you have any personality besides copying Mai?

>god
>she

>3D is almost always trash
corrected: 3D is always trash

also Viedeo game waifus are for normies or even worse normies who pretend to be weeaboos/wizards/autist etc.

also Renge claimed for daughterfu

Well shit. Then I'll rape him with a cactus. Not even a homolord would like that.

It is not. You could do them anyways.
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Some day. Demon Days is very low priority on my backlog of music.
I disliked that album. Felt so lackluster.
I don't like prog music usually.
She's from a line of television commercials.
I'm pretty good, kicking back with some YouTube currently.
No.

Renge

Tongue tied, dead inside
Nothing left, not even pride
This isn't how I thought the future would go

Hell-bent, soul is spent
Nothing left but to repent
I've gotta dig myself back out of this hole
Its a metaphor you autist.

Bruh don't even make fun of my progressive music
Flo is best at that genre

Lewd

When can you do this?

Seems like you guys know me...

Ok, I don't think I'd get behind that

It would be Goddess

What are you watching?

Galil a metaphor for shit

Eru Claim
>CS:GO isn't as fun as it use to be.

I was so close to catching a Poliwrath, Snorlax, Tangela and a couple of Dratini's!

I'm going to do it. I can't take it anymore

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>the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
There's no real part in the definition that says "Male" so eat shit.

So here is the thing about rape: You don't get to make any decisions about the act. When, where, what, none of these are your privilege.

Do it faggot.

Cow Chop. Fun group.
Indeed.
I told you to get a Dratini. You didn't. Disappointed in you.

Please for the love of god dump your futa folder

Crazy eyed, certified
Nothing left but shit inside
Nobody said this would be easy to do
Drying out, crying out
Nothing left but pain and doubt
I would be lying if I said it's for you
>I spoke to Goddess today
Shut up
Nyet, pedik.

I don't believe I've ever heard of them before.

Fucking dumbass
God is male
Goddess is female
Learn to gender objects

But if you are qt, it wouldn't be rape ;p ~~~~~~~~

>ruler of the universe
>Female
No wonder the world is so horrible

>Cow Chop
Mah nigga
Nova > Alecks though