I'm getting married tomorrow and I can't have a bachelor party as I have no friends...

I'm getting married tomorrow and I can't have a bachelor party as I have no friends. Can you guys make an online bachelor celebration for me? I just wanna have a short laugh and talk before I go to sleep.

>getting married
>have no friends
lol

I recently moved from Vermont to Chicago, I simply have no one in this area worth celebrating with.

Why don't you have friends? Are they not there (in your area/country) or something

Have a great wedding tomorrow man. Cheers.

Read the post above, that is the case.

This is so pathetic, but you are actually the real winner here.

then move back wtf?

Well dude I wish you and your future wife all the best in the future. I hope you guys live long and happy lives. Also this is Sup Forums so suck a dick faggot

No, his life is fucked forever

We should have a semi YLYL thread.
Because I have no income there, and money is kinda important if I want to eat and live in a home.

show wife. We don't know if it's worth celebrating

Okay, semi YLYL it is.

rob houses maybe?

Since it's 9/11, I feel that this is fitting to our celebration.

Congratulations buddy

buck up bucko

Kek that's great.
Nice dubs too.

give me my [you]

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good luck with the marriage my mans, Love you ^^

Don't let the bitch get the best of you