My friends told me they were going to buy pizza and come back for me

My friends told me they were going to buy pizza and come back for me

2 hours passed and they never got back

Because of that i told my mom to dont cook and now im hungry as fuck
She wont cook me a shit now

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You're telling me you have the autonomy and motor skills to post on Sup Forums crying about it, but you can't go to the fucking grocery store?

Yes
Thats why i post on Sup Forums

Then get your mommy to give you a dollar and go to McDonald's

In where i live we dont use dollars and macdonals is pretty expensive

>mcdonald's is pretty expensive

are you from china?

>china
>expensive
choose one

im cooking a shit right now, gonna go drop it off in the toilet soon

> She won't cook me a shit now

Ha ha ha

Shoulda saved up some GBP and you could've had some tendies.

Cook ur own tendies faggot

Dominoes delivery

expensive is a relative term

people from china have no fucking money

MAKE ME MUH TENDIES!

I AM in china, bigmac menu is like 3$
minimum wage is about 400$/month

lol, kill your friends, eat them

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>proving my point

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OP is back

Friends bought pizza they ate them and didnt call me

Fuck them

you must be math retarded

Argentina i am from

Fuck my ex friends
Im watching dance moms right now

I said china had no money, and you said minimum wage is 400/month

that is no money

china has no money

I make $430/day in the good ol USA

that just makes you a retard with no concept of relative economics

430 dollars on a good day ?
Damn man democracy must feels good man
Im the op and i could live an entire month with 430 usd

$430 any day

I'm salaried

Thats great

I earn 430 mg of suffering daily
Im salaried

$3 out of $400 is significantly more expensive than $4.50 (bigmac near me) out of ~13 grand

even assuming minimum wage in US

minimum wage in US is $7.25/hour

full time employment is characterized as 40hr/week. this places minimum wage around $1200/month

you can buy 133 bigmacs/month in china
you can buy 266 bigmacs/month in USA

china has 100 burgers poorer than america

america has best

>doesn't have enough good boy points to cash in for tendies
>still posting on Sup Forums

what do you have to say for yourself faggot?

how hard is it to cook?

What did you try to say ?

I dont know how to cook

Why don't you fucking grow a pair and get your own damn food. No wonder your "friends" fucked off. Parasitic faggot.

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that you should gtfo Sup Forums and save up some GBP so that your mom makes you tendies next time

Op you fucking child cook your own food faggot

don't waste it bro. send it to op

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>can't cook you up a shit
You must be living in India

Im 19

cook a damn ham sandwich and stop bitching, bitch

Fucking lazy ass retard make your self some food and stop acting like a nigger, blaming everything on other people. Move out of your fucking moms house while your at it

>400$ a month

Christ that's what it costs just to feed my family every 2 weeks.

Get your lard ass up and make your own food....

Nigga you're a grown assman cook your food, mommy isn't always gonna be there for you.

So what?, at 19 your arms and legs are pretty fucking well developed to find a way to make your own food, stop being a fucking parasite and get your shit straight you little faggot...

You live in the information age and you're using the internet. How much of a fucking retard do you have to be to not be able to follow simple instructions? Cooking is so easy even neanderthals were able to grasp the concept.

At 19 I moved 2000 miles away and was completely independent including fincancially. Grow the fuck up faggot.

Start listening to hitler speeches in loud sound.
yelling nazi slurs in spanish.
then when she comes in say ( your name ) wants some food

I was raised by helicopter parents
They never let me be a man by myself
Fuck them and fuck me

Have you tried killing your "friends" and taking their pizza?

They slready ate it

But im thinking on child molesting their little hot sisters

Now we're talking, post pics OP

I will

My friends know im a fucked up guy, they only talk to me cause im a funny weirdo but im out im tired of them doing shits on my back

I will act nicely and pretend i forgot it and when i go to a one of them home imma chilmolest

>im tired of them doing shits on my back