Ask a guy who's moving to LA with nothing but his car & $1000 anything

Ask a guy who's moving to LA with nothing but his car & $1000 anything

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What are your thoughts on the immigration crisis is Europe and what do you expect to happen in the next couple of years to the immigrants who are struggling to find home, food and everyday appliances to keep them alive?

Both of those things are going to be stolen by nigs.

Hopefully they'll die out.

More Brexits

Why would nigs steal a shitty car?

Just do porn u get stds but lots of pussy

Negga gone a nig

Should've chosen Austin.

This is why theres so many bums in Hollywood

>$1000 in LA

What kind of latte are you getting?

good luck keeping your sanity in all that fucking traffic

Why can't I live out my dream?

I'm guessing he plans on living with illegals or in their same habitat.

What's really weird is that people think that California is green, so LA must be a city with naturally growing trees. All trees in and around LA aren't there naturally.

Why do you want to live with all the mexicans?

how old are you?
why going to LA?
Are you gay? LA is pretty gay.

>Are you gay? LA is pretty gay.

Only west Hollywood is gay, iirc

nigga im from texas i dont know about queers,

not op but holy shit im actually going to austin with $1000 and a car

Micheal?
Get back to work at 499.

>tfw i'll be living out of my car starting tomorrow. it's been fun lads.

It's Texas though, you'll last several months with grand

im so glad im not young anymore

the days of doing stupid shit like moving to a very expensive shithole while having basically no money, are over

good luck you faggot.

Are you seriously trying to live in LA with $1000 and a car? You know that that will get you nowhere right?

sounds like either the beginning of a really good/really bad story

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

How old are you?

It'll get me a room for a month or two

This is true.

If you're a nobody in your small town, you're going to end up a bigger nobody in a bigger town. The only difference is that the people you establish connections with have no past experiences to you so there's little to no reason to have any loyalties. Especially in a place of self-centered and self-entitled people. I'd go there if I had a con-artist's mind.

Fuck off faggot. Go somewhere else. Too many people here in LA.

36 and change

Not in santa monica lol

You are fucking retarded

What makes you think this is a good idea?

OP, I wish you the best of luck.

I live in New Hampshire. It is the most faggot and irrelevant state on the planet. Actually, all of New England is. Biggest bunch of pussies you'll ever meet.

Been to LA a few times. It is the greatest fucking city, ever. Even if you're a bum, the weather is worth it, in my opinion. Expensive, yes, perhaps, but everyone is way cooler and less uptight compared to the insecure queerbags around here.

I'm not far behind you.

What is a new hampshire?

i did the same but i didnt have a car.

found a nice room in the back of a house rented at 500 a month for two months (first and last months rent) and was going to school so financial aid took care of the rest.

if you need quick and easy money i suggest the following
>donor services group

its in hollywood somewhere near highland and sunset. its REALLY easy to get hired there, and they pay above minimum wage. the issue is they will send you home early and chances are you will be let go within the first month, its just their business model.

but its great money while you look for a more permanent job.

the abercrombie and fitch at the grove is ALWAYS hiring. always. the big issue here is they have you 'on call' seven days a week, and might not use you any of those days. but its money.

the yogurt stop in west hollywood is easy to get a job at, especially if ur good looking (though thats by no means required) the catch here is the bosses are assholes.

outside of that I can't think of any jobs but there are places where you can rent out half a bedroom for 3 to 4 hundred a month, and that could help set you up while you figure shit out. if you'd come earlier this summer id suggest just sleeping in your car but its getting too cold for that (or will be soon).

why did you move from mexico, you spic scumbag?

I'm 27, probably my last chance to do something crazy before I huddle down

I'll be in koreatown

exactly haha.

have fun with creepshots cause theres a bunch of girls with nice asses

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Dog fucker 2.0

What if you hate everyone in your small town and wish you were a nobody?

You have an adventurous spirit and guess what? All these faggots don't wish you the best because they are jealous. The world is big and meant to be explored. They have settled into their robot style of living with day to day changes but no new scenery. You are about to have the time of your life. New people to meet, new ideas and ways to establish yourself. The world crushes everyone in the end might as well try something different. PS Jay Leno came to LA living out of his car. Its real. We are all just people, nothing more nothing less.

LA still wouldn't be the place to be a nobody. Somewhere like Portland would be ideal if you were a progressive and Nashville would also be ideal if you were conservative. Either way, LA is not ideal in any way unless you're thinking in term of densely populated areas.

Delusional teen acting out his fantasy of moving to LA.
Let him be eaten alive.

Wishing you the best of luck in your new life.

How are you posting if you only have one grand and a car. Are you in a public library on Sup Forums?

can we now turn this thread into a thread about how dumb and stupid Boston is? Such a gay town. Literally every actual major city in the US pisses and shits all over it.

It's 2016, everyone has a smartphone with a data plan

At least he tried. Enjoy looking at the same people paying taxes to your god and keep telling yourself you are not in jail already. I hang around rich people and their gay ass snotty kids and they make me sick trying to be popular and a member of society.

This is true, but also let's not be naive. He very well could regret it.

Yes you can be eaten alive anywhere, it is all mental. Some people thrive in prison because they know the ropes and are top of the food chain. Some people can naturally rise to the top in a corporate world because they have a mind for business. We should get more details from this guy and maybe a picture or two. I have a room for rent in LA West Hollywood if I knew more info from him.

>it is all mental

That's one of those lies that refuses to die, like "you can be anything if you just try hard enough."

Give me your address and I'll fly in and beat your faggot ass.

New England is awesome.

OP is not Jay Leno and it's not the 70s.

I hope OP gets lit on fire with a tire wrapped around him by a mexican drug cartel. I truly do hope I read that in the news in the next year or so.

We evolved from lesser species because of our brains I would say it is all mental. A leading astrophysicist is a vegetable controlling a computer. I personally believe someone is remote controlling the chair and speaking for him and that guy hawkings is just a retard they prop up for PC reasons but the coalition of scientists have to be smart enough to trick everyone into believing in this guy to get science funding.

You're going to die.

Please go somewhere else. Fucking traffic is worse than ever here. you being here is going to help no one.

You're an idiot.

I knew a guy who legit didn't believe in germs because he claimed he never got sick.

Would you like to guess what happened to him? It's pretty fucking ironic.

He got robbed?

From where though? Depending on this, we will beat the shit out of you.

>It'll get me a room for a month or two

does your dream involve movies

I will respect your trips so I will not mention that a SCIENTIST told you about germs have you ever actually seen a germ in person? Oh yeah through a MICROSCOPE given to you by a SCIENTIST. If I was a preacher I would make money telling people about god. If I was a scientist I would make people fear invisible shit too that only I had the answers for.

No he got a flesh eating bacteria and some other crazy infection somehow and got severely handicapped.

Guy wasn't living in a puddle, he rented a fairly decent apartment, was reasonably clean, but somehow managed to get some crazy shit.

Fuck Francis that cunt, he deserved it.

can i join you?

Why does it matter?

You should be able to suck enough cock to acquire money for food. PRO-TIP DO NOT forget the rim job on your OG types - they might not stomp your guys out if you clean the poop shoot.

Naww nigga, I got in my car and drove a few thousand miles to be where I am.

But I saved up some money and wasn't some fucking loser.

Chances are you are an average nobody with very few distinguishable skills. You'll live in poverty and people like me will just look at you from a distance in a world of comfort.

How does that feel? It's the truth and there's little you can do about it.

I live in LA user. Whats your kik

Yeah I have been told I am a good actor and moving to LA is the next step. I also make movies too. youtu.be/Tg1oFo_RhCA

wondering what ur dreams are...considering your moving out to L.A. whats the point of this thread if ur answer my question with a question

Just make sure not to go near south LA
Beaners will take your shitty car and whatever money you got left

It will most definitely not even cover 1 month, also are you planning on not paying any bills or spending on food?

Daniel Radcliffe's secret downs-syndromish twin brother.

What's it like to blow people for money? Let me know when you figure it out. It will be soon.

It's for a room in koreatown

And a grand isn't enough for a deposit on a shitty studio. OP is fucked.

> World of comfort
Let me guess by saved up mommy and daddy gave you starting out money? You and anyone associated with you think you are a chump, they take what they can off you. I have been poor and I have made myself rich all on my own two feet. Enjoy your small world of comfort and enjoy thinking people actually care about you, ignorance is bliss. By the way, when I was poor I had sex on a yacht because I had friends. How does that make you feel? If I told you what I do with my money now you wouldn't even believe me. Cheers!

He is living out of his car I believe. Hey OP what are your plans with the 1k?

Is nobody reading the thread? I've answered this already. I'm renting out a room in koreatown

What are you going to do for work during that month?

There's a company online that hires people to help retail stores reorganize their stuff, Its contract work that I'll be able to do ASAP

Because they can shoot people in it and it'll be traced to you not them.

Did you find this online job off craigslist by any chance?

Unless you report it stolen & they piece the clues together

Are you looking forward to sucking dick once your thousand bucks is gone?

No, they have a website. LAs CL is weird af, especially the jobs section. Had a friend who went to one for a marketing job Interview & they had camcorders recordings everything

You from texas? Which part and how was it?

You look like a fucking homo. You're going to get eaten alive here. Holy shit. I have your picture. If I ever see you I'm going to fucking stomp you myself. I live on Kingsly off 3rd if you ever want to fucking die.

Instead you should go to vegas, invest your money in a leprechaun outfit and a decent sign that reads "Down on my luck".
Collect money, gamble it all on slots and maybe youll hit it big enough to get an appartment and find a job capable of sustaining yourself.

Vegas is actually a growing metro area, probably better than LA at the moment for finding a job & reasonable COL

Try me faggot

Try me bitch ass

r.i.p OP

Slam tite, piggy

R.I.P OP 1989 - 2016

OP here, that's not me, that's another user who's already in LA

RIP faggot you won't be able to hang in LA

Even the illegal areas are >$1000 a month here. Many landlords have you pay three months rent up front, OP is fucked.

most mexicans are bro tier