Fucking finally

Fucking finally.

Womanizers BTFO

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down the grapevine I hear he walked because the female co-star was going to be a trans gendered.

good to keep to your catholic views bond.

good man. a real hero in my eyes.

>wantonly disrespects M

Shit that didn't happen

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Isn't that slut shamming.

>imagine how a female filmmaker could dissect one of pop culture's most enduring characters

By wrecking him? Like, the premise of the question, the only answer it allows is "by wrecking him."

>Bond
>catholic
r u retarded?

title is b8, this thread is b8, fuck off

So they're just going to make Bond an even bigger
Bourne rip off than he already is.

>There's a terrific scene
>terrific scene
It's literally the worst scene in GoldenEye, fucking nu-males

Bier is an objectively terrible director and Hiddleston, while talented, would be egregiously miscast. This would be an excellent way to kill my interest in Bond.

first they remove all the camp and charm from Bond, then they make him into a Jason Bourne copy

now they're going to destroy the franchise even more

just let it die already, i'd rather remember James Bond as a happy memory than having Hollywood keep forcing them out and adapting them to the current popular trend

part of the charm of James Bond is that he is a relic of the past

>"Director will tame sexist Bond!"

Not really, the director doesn't write the script. Dumb article.

The only woman director who I would trust with Bond is Kathryn Bigelow. Even if you're a contrarian you can admit she knows how to direct an action scene.

nah, that would be the scene where bond kills the crazy girl by crushing her and says "she always did like a good squeeze"

still want Dan Stevens as new James Bond tbqh

if he bulks up a bit more and keeps a 5 o'clock shadow for that scruffy look he'd be great

he's also the perfect age to reboot Bond and have him doing it for a few years, we already know he can do action well (The Guest)

>director of point break and strange days doing Bond
Would be a dream

How does james fucking bond hate all women?

He fucking loves women.

It makes no fucking sense at all, do these whores just not care about what words mean at all ?

>craig
>bond

Your words, while I agree with them, will fall on deaf ears

As long as there is still money to squeeze out of the 007 cash cow, they will continue to make """"""""""Bond films""""""""""

I swear to fucking God if they take James Bond from me I'll fucking riot. I swear to fucking God.

Not smug enough. Love the guy though.

isn't she the one who also directs the night manager?

>down the grapevine I hear he walked because the female co-star was going to be a trans gendered.

No way. Broccoli can't be that retarded. No way.

yeah she's good

this is why that scene is so awful, I skip it every time I rewatch GoldenEye. Retards don't seem to understand the difference between a misogynist and a male chauvinist, Bond is the latter not the former

smugness is a characteristic though, any actor should be able to pull that off

at any rate, if they go with Tom Hiddleston i'm fine with that i guess

wouldn't surprise me if they go with Emilia Clarke as Jane Bond though, the way the world is going down the shitter

>down the grapevine I hear he walked because the female co-star was going to be a trans gendered.

why make stuff up on the internet user?

That would be so fucking stupid if true, who the fuck would that please? 5% of the people who would see it?

Doesn't Judy Dench call out Bond for being a "womanising, misogynistic dinosaur" (or something) in Goldeneye, though? It isn't like creative teams have been blind to this issue.

Because why not? Trans people exist.

>Emilia Clarke

Please don't say such hurtful things user

Doesn't mean we wanna fuck them.

M was a cunt.
I literally felt nothing when she died in Skyfall.

If you had actually bothered to open the image in the OP you would see that it mentions that very scene. In fact it's practically the focus of the article.

I don't like the Hiddleston or Bell choice, tbqhwyf.

I think if Aidan Turner beefed up he'd be a good pick. Even the dude from 50 Shades, Jamie Dornan, is better than Hiddleston. Alex Pettyfer is probably the best pick. The guy was born to play the role, but he's only 26. Maybe he'll get a shot at the next one.

Yes user. Bond is walking away from the 007 franchise. The non existent character is just up and leaving Hollywood forever. No more movies will ever be made featuring James Bond because not the actors, not the writers, not a single rights holder is walking away, it is the imaginary figuration out of Ian Fleming's mind that is walking away.

Tld;dr you stupid idiot

They almost dont exist. They are a fraction of a percent. Plus they are usually hideous old men in dresses. Bailey Jay is a rare exception, not the rule.

are they implying that fucking a lot of girls is bad? do they want him to get married and pay alimony?

So? Nobody wants a fucking tranny, people want a hot girl with a hot body who they don't have to feel weird about finding attractive
Plus their trans issue would probably take the driver seat and make the story all about them when literally nobody gives a fuck

Literally the whole point of Bond is that he is a chauvinistic dinosaur of a man. Ian Fleming acknowledged that very clearly.

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this will always exist

Richard Armitage would be the most amazing pick for the next bond
prove me wrong
No seriously, please do

if there was a big female spy franchise that did that kind of stuff, would people say she needs to stop getting fucked so much?

Isn't it pretty sexist to assume that just because she's a woman she'd shit all over him?

But the characters have to be perfect human beings or else I have to turn my brain on and thats no fun!!

mmm those diddies, see people want to see that, not some hideous tranny

You know, that brings up a good point - if we have a female Bond, will she just get tons of cock? Or would she get tons of pussy? Does it have the same connotation as James Bond does with his skill in seducing women?

God damn it. The 50's and early 60's really were the best.

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She's a jew.

>do they want him to get married and pay alimony?
That's never been a problem for James Bond

>"Strong"
>"Empowered"
>"Take no shit"
>"Role Model"

She'll be fine

This.

He's literally an old English gentleman like the noble spies of Victorian England, making him black or a woman or some sort of modern social justice advocate is completely missing the character.

But that's the point, isn't it? We don't make characters anymore, we make statements.

Noomi Rapace or Emily Blunt

They'll probably make her a lesbian to be even more progressive

>Jabba the Bond

no

>Emilia Clarke as Jane Bond

Better than a whore who exclusively dates black men.

Yeah I generally don't read articles any more.

So the only thing left from Bond will be just the fact that it's about a British agent named James Bond? No gadgets, no martinis, no cars, no womanizing. The fuck is this pathetic shit?

emilia clark is too fat and tom hiddleston is too skinny

>beard
>balding
>overweight/skinny twink (one or the other)
>glasses
>some 'personality defining' accessory (hat in this case)

nu-male everyone

It's not like Craig didn't already completely fuck over the character.

hiddleston just needs to bulk up like 10 pounds, Connery wasn't huge either

>"she always did like a good squeeze"

Little quips like that are what make Bond bond

thank you

james bond was always shit

Give it to Watson. Give it to Watson and have the villain be an evil lifeguard or some shit. Fully 3/4 of the movie is then set on a beach. Just do that. I would literally buy a ticket and go see that in the cinema, and Goldeneye N64 is the last time I paid money to see this absurdly overrated dogshit-on-a-stick franchise.

no

nah, these new movies are better than the crap they used to churn out with Roger Moore

the old bond movies are garbage

lol at that guys pic, literally lol

>fat
>neckbeard
>ugly glasses
>flannel shirt
>hipster hat

Just missing a fedora. Make Bond great again, m'lady.

Bond will still have the same shit attitude but women will be tricked into believing he's a gentle puppydog eyed soul if Hiddleston is cast. Smart move since the genre has been dying for years with that potato sack Craig.

It would be getting women in the seats, selling more tickets and reviving the genre. Hiddleston could do crush videos and women would still go nuts for him.

Doesn't mean they should

I really loved how Casino Royale showed why Bond was so emotionally closed off with Vesper Lynd dying and him saying "The Bitch is dead" at the end.

There's a reason he is the way he is and it took 21 films to show that.

His gf dumped him college and he took on a Ted Bundy persona

Seconding this.

If it's a Jew director you can guarantee they will try to force some "progressive" bullshit agenda.

The only director who isn't Jewish who doesn't do this that I know of is Larry David.

but she has no tits and no ass.

Just like with Brosnan?

And those didn't even have female directors.

Bronson didn't have rabid tumblrinas

>watching or accepting anything out of Bongistan
>2016

They'll be the capital of Eurabia by 2020.

>Sup Forums: B-BUT BEING A SEXIST MALE WOMANIZER IS HIS CHARACTER SO THAT MAKES IT OK

Bier is a bad filmmaker and hiddleston is bland.

>the no ass myth

Using someone as a fuckhole and/or to get information is not loving someone.

Even so his point still stands. Even the movies admit he's mysogynistic.

You can't love someone as a fuckhole? Pretty sexist and misogynist, you creep.

It does

I love Emma and even I know that's padding. She didn't have that much ass in yoga pants for fucks sake.

Sorry did I trigger you?

Face it. Your world view is dead.

>padding

Eat shit, tumblr

It's like they want to lose Bond's audience.

yes

Looks like one of his parents had Downs.

He's not a sexist. He's a chauvinist.

They already have...

They go hand in hand though, but he is definitely NOT a misogynist

Of course no one seems to care what that word actually means

>you don't think women are just as capable as men? That's HATRED
wat

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That scene was retarded. Luckily, Judi's M gets into the spirit of things over the next couple movies.

>I doubt she'll remember me

>Remind her