Hey Sup Forumsros, I need advice
I just finished my speech for a project in my communications 101 class.
Now I'm watching my cousin try and fail to write her outline for the same class.
I did speech and debate for 4 years in high school so I'm a mile ahead of her.
How can I screw with her?
Pic is her rn
She's so confused why I made that just now
feet pics
Post her face OP
Perv
Quads op do it
I am pleased OP, face too?
Damn legendary quads... Alright
Quickly man
Is there any letters on your shirt Op if so do post a pic
Not a great angle but it will satisfy quads enough for now
Wearing a white beader user
C'mon we need a better angle than that
abort thread
i agree
Tell her to type in comic sans.
I ain't tryna make me look like a creep
Stick a few fingers in her.
Doing it
Aight, does she have to hand in what she types?
First start off by getting rid of that mac
That is all
Subtle user
>OP asks how to mess with cousin in speech class
>everyone wants to know how she looks like
good luck getting some advice here OP
I'm not a normie I was expecting this from Sup Forums. It's half the fun
Kek
put a sharpie in her pooper
Also tell her only use contractions. I.e don't instead of do not
re rolling for this
>how to screw with cousin
You're a real rebel user
is this her op?
I'm just saying shit that lowers grades m8
she has 3 moles in the exact same spot lol
yes for gods sake don't message her
whats that? message her, ok i guess
G MOTHA FUCKIN G
the trips speak
What kinda debate did you do?
In heinsight this was the obvious ending
Found a thread to stick to
The answer is obvious, OP.
>Be extremely helpful
>Do absolute best to assist her while letting her develop her skills in oration
>Make her proud of her work and accomplishment
>Wait until day of speech
>Offer to go out to the lab/library/whatever the fuck and print off hard copy for prof/teacher
>Replace all words in all drafts and copies of speech with repeating phrase
>Devastate her utterly
>Phrase is "Sharpie in pooper."
Sharpie in pooper, OP.
sorry about that OP.
It's how it always ends on Sup Forums
looking forward to the real ending now.
>Silence
I bet you did PF or something u fag
This thread just got spicy. Also, OP, sad to hear such a poor show from another debate fag. Just try to suggest shifty pauses, bad word choices for each taglined point, reinforce common mistakes, etc. Too bad the advice won't matter since you just got rekt by the user that knows her.
Why is your mac mini upside down ?
Tell her to kick the 1AC and go for Anti-Blackness
What u read
I did Foreign extemporary, OO, and policy. I went to nationals 3 times and did decent
How tf did u even find her user? I tried reverse searching the photo I sent and I got nothin. Do you know her?
Just make the first letter in each row of words spell out the game
Ever read any DnG?
Pull a John cena with first letter of every paragraph
Trolled
She's writing her speech on "a single grain of sand" -__-
If her tits weren't fun to look at I would've left 20 min ago
These tits op?
So did anyone message her, OP?
That's pretty gay. Tell her to include "that really rustled my jimmies" in it
Take creep shots op. Honestly I'd smash her
Bump out of interest in her getting messaged.
How would you feel if I told her that her cousin was a perv staring at her breasts because he's a loser that gets justification on Sup Forums
I've taken plenty over the years believe me
Fuck you fag i don't know how you found her but she probably saw me doing it anyways idgaf
Send them
post some she's fucking hot
Bundle of sticks?
check em
Fag: n.) Gay person who sucks Dicks and also does public forum debate
Almost to quick and easy. Are you also op, user? Bored looking for keks?
Just curious.
youre fucked, op. might as well pull your dick out and post results
I did policy lol
Here
4 who tho
She finished the shittiest speech and kicked me out of her room. Our fam is staying at out grandmas house. Waiting for her to fall asleep
dump more pics
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I dun did congress and extemp
To hold you all over until she's asleep
My senior year I went to Nats in congress cuz I fucked up in policy semis.
I also got second in the county my sophomore year for congress but that was jv
more boobs. less duck face.
Bump to keep thread alive
Seconded
Fall asleep you cunt my dick can only get so hard
Also seconded
moar ffs
Tell her the reason you're asking for the pics is because your friend is a professional speech writer and he said if you get your tits out for a pic, he'll write a fucking great speech for you on the subject "A grain of sand"
She went to sleep guys. Can't do anymore of this stuff. But I can creep
If she went to sleep fucking take pics or some shit
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Her tv on makes this easy lol
nice now dig through her underwear drawer or some shit nig
Better idea
Moarrrrr!! For the horde!
OP died?
lol sister woke up probably
Maybe she woke up?
OP getting a stern talking to by grandma as we speak
Touch her pussy or something lol, she seems like a slut. She's probably wide awake and enjoying it.
Proof?
It was an assumption famalam
OP is dead. Goodbye living in that house.