She flirts with you at a party

>She flirts with you at a party
what do?

camp her

slice her tits open to see what comes out

Flirt back? And not be a fucking sperg?

take another drink and dive the fuck in

Become aroused
Then remember all the porn she did, turn 360 degrees and walk away

feed her some grass

COW TITTY BITCH

that's a whole circle you faggot

everytime.
[spoiler]i'm never sure if these idiots do this intentionally or just fall for it every time[/spoiler]

Rape her on the spot

Get us both more drinks and fuck the shit out of her. Make her pussy sore

...

...

moo her
i'd fuck her but i don't really like that big

tell her to show me her tits, or pussy. Obviously, because I'm not a goddamn beta.

I stare into her eyes, charge through the crowd of people with butchers knife, and stab her in the chest, with me at the moment just realising what i did i run towards the backdoor and hope to god i dont get stopped by cops due to all the blood on my good shirt

1) Unzip her top so her jugs and pussy are showing.

2) Get a boner and rubs on her boobs and pussy

3) Cum on her face

Get some head. For her, cuz that's one seriously fucked up tiny head.

And thats why i have a deep fantasy to be a woman

Who is?

>Then remember all the porn she did, turn 360 degrees and walk away

I fucked Marilyn Chambers after meeting her at a party. Thought about the "all the porn" thing but said "WTF" because it was Marilyn Chambers.
Used a condom (well, several), had a fun night, and got a cool story to tell.

>spoiler tags

lol u gay nigga

Are you gonna tell the story or be a nigger?

spaghett in my pants

>i had sex
wait for it
>with a woman

seriously, what kind of story do you expect him to tell?

>Not bringing an extra shirt to a party.

WTF, user?

That was the story, faggot.

That's not a very cool story tbh

I fucking don't know :c

Sheet, nigga. MC has been sucking dicks since before your mom took your dad's nut.

At a party and this girl comes up behind me, kisses me on the neck, and says "You're a doll". Caught me off guard. I say "Oh, um, thank you". Someone else started talking to her and I directed my attention back to my friends who were wide eyed.
"Do you know who that is?"
"Who?"
"Marilyn Chambers just called you a doll, Dude"
Turned around and looked closer.
"Holy shit, that was Marilyn Chambers."
She'd aged a few years since her porn days but was still kinda hot.
Saw her alone a half hour later and went to talk to her.
Talked for a while with a few interruptions.
Then she asked "Do you have a car?"
"Um, Yeah"
"Can you give me a ride back to my hotel?"
"Where are you staying?" (and I thought "I'M AN IDIOT" right after I said it).
Drove her to her hotel. She bought me a drink at the hotel bar. Talked a while. She invited me up to her room.
Had a magnificent fuck.
Went back to my car for a few more condoms.
Stayed all night and left at sunrise because she'd fuck me but wouldn't sleep with a stranger.
Fun night.
/Hadn't really wanted to go to the party.

she ded

"Yeah...um...I'm gonna go grt another drink, see ya"

Inner monologue: Jesus christ what an ugly cunt i bet she's batshit insnane too