Things only Americans do

things only Americans do

>tip

get impressed by repeating digits in post numbers

That's universal.

Give a shit about the environment

>America
>shots Mp40
>those bottles dindu nuffin

Have relevant militaries.

Run the world economy

clap at theaters while getting shot

Don't you ever, EVER respond to my thread again unless you're going to say something constructive. I have had it up to here with you jackasses ruining this board because of what you think are 'smart' or 'funny' comments, when really you're just trying to hid your insecurities by belittling someone on the internet. Why? What do you gain from it? Don't you realise that the posts you respond to have REAL people behind them? Real people that don't deserve the bullshit you think is acceptable to throw in their faces? Did your parents not teach you any decency or basic manners? Whatever the case, it ends NOW. It's time you little brats learned a thing or two about respect. If I catch you pulling this sort of shit again, believe me, there will be hell to pay.

Terribait

>trying to hid
>"trying to hid"

win the most medals at the olympics

Fuck I didn't even notice that tbqh famalan

be the first to walk on the moon

Think that they would survive without Canada supplying them without $324.2 billion in imports yearly.

play football.


(the american one)

I didn't think anyone in the US thought that.

Prevent pedophilia ACTIVELY!

Clap when plains land.

Half the USA doesn't know that Canada fought alongside the Americans in WWI and WWII

How the fuck did the plains get up there in the first place?

Because the other half are retards.

Fake moon landings

Contain moot

Run the world

With jet gas

Happy 9/11

it's truly pathetic how self important canadians are.

We don't give a shit about you. you are irrelevant, California has a larger economy than your entire country.

Have 9/11

Yeah, because they love to fap to traps.

kek

retard alert ffs, also prepper dickwads

America makes the best video games.

things only Americans do...

>We don't give a shit about you

>Proceeds to type two paragraphs about how much he doesn't give a shit

the first to moon walk mah nigga

In canada, sentences are paragraphs. because we have to make do with less up here. it's cold can we please come inside now?

>Proceeds to type two paragraphs
ummm kek
doesn't english properly, cause doesn't school

Kek

>Falling for obvious bait

fag i sjust jelly because he didn't get any dubs, op on the other hand (probably an american) got trips because skill

gay copey postah nigger. the fuck off our american image board and grow some tits

Hurr Hurr I was only pretending to be retarded

Been on a plane a few times in my life as a kid, never heard any clapping. I still don't know where this stereotype came from.

jet fuel can't fly planes.

>things only Americans do

Literally make the world a better place

I'm Canadian and I 100% agree with you.

and no i'm not a cuck... wait does that make me a cuck...

sorry for being a cuck