Be me

>be me
>native Germanon
>learning Japanese
>get bored of it way too quickly
>maybe a language partner can help and motivate me
>preferably female
>download this cool, new and hip language exchange app
>register
>learning: japanese, speaking: german
>message quite a few girls. Sadly most are 4-5/10 or don't speak german or english well enough
>i barely get messaged myself. 90% of the time I need to message other people
>get annoyed
>hm. languages similar to japanese..
>chinese
>update profile
>learning: chinese, speaking: german
>change pic of me to some gangstar selfie of me looking in the mirror
>10 mins later I already get messaged by a 17y old 7/10 chink wanting to learn german for school
>barely manage to reply before...
>get added by another 7.5/10 16y old chink interested in learning nazi tongue as well
>both single
>"yeah sure, I can help you with learning german, I mean, what else would I do"
> :^)
>don't even care about learning languages at this point
>get added by like 8 more 6-8/10 girls the same day
>mfw don't even got time to reply to all of them

Why are chinese so interested in learning German? Why are japanese, so boring and uninterested?

ouàt äpp fäm

Many Chinese come to study in Germany. There's your answer.

I mean, it seems like they just want some foreign to text to. They don't even try to speak german at all sometimes.

because Jap girls love frogs and you both were former communists

and I hate asian who call theirself chiristian name. their acctual names are ching chong something like that though

>girls on the internet you will never meet
why?

Well, I can get nudes atleast. That is something.

Not to mention a lot of them plan to move to Germany eventually. So there is a chance.

Well I don't know. I went to China once when I was in school and young people seem to be interested in foreigners. Whether it's just for novelty's sake I'm not sure.


>and I hate asian who call theirself chiristian name
It's really helpful for us though. I find it hard to pronounce and remember Chinese names.

get back to learning jap you degenerate

>same app
>Set languages to
Learning: German
Speaking: English
>No adds
>No replies
>Not even the guys I message reply back to me

fag or femanon?

Male

To be honest.
Germans aren't really the people who need help with the English language. English is a simplified version of German with easier grammar, vocabulary and pronounucation.

Warum spricht Du dann nicht einfach hier Deutsch?

pronunciation* ffs

Ich empfehle keinem auf Sup Forums seine Deutschkenntnissen zu verbessern.

>tfw no old english

chinese are actually germanphiles

Because chinese population is like the 20% of the human race

Ich mache. Aber /deu/ lustig mache mich für mein Gramatik

>Population of Japan
127.3 Million
>Population of China
1.357 billion

hmmmm

how can there be over a billion chinese if there are only 7 million people on earth

Chinese are technically insects.

>>download this cool, new and hip language exchange app
Named.... ?

because you have dislexia

Mache ich. Aber /deutsch/ macht sich über mich lustig wegen meiner Grammatik.

I can see why ;^)

t. lvl 0 cancer fag

/deutsch/ eine Scheiße

HelloTalk

Danke, I shall research this topic

>trying to learn japanese
>find lots of japanese girls to talk to
>mfw none of them talk to me again after they see that i'm asian

Schreiben ist lernen, richtig?

Nice cap America.

the best part is that their population density map kinda looks the same

i think +90% of canadians live within 50 miles of our border

>inb4 chinese government bans the app

fuck, kilometers, close enough

any plans on getting feet pics from them?