How is Bowie's name pronounced. Is it David "the english longBOW is the perfect tool for skewering smelly frenchmen"...

How is Bowie's name pronounced. Is it David "the english longBOW is the perfect tool for skewering smelly frenchmen", or is it "the French scum should BOW down to their English overlords"? I mean I always thought it was the first, but I was watching Peep Show and Jez pronounced it the second way so I'm not sure anymore. I mean isn't "Bowie knife" pronounced the first way? Why was a knife named after Bowie anyway?

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floss is boss!

Rhymes with Zowie

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Definitive answer, this shouldn't still be an argument but people insist on being wrong

Bo-eeeeee

Bowie as in Bowie knife is pronounced "boo-e."

>boo
what?

bewie

David Bow(as in ouch)ie
It's Scottish so check it

Bowtchie?

>I completely ignored the "as in"
>I'm just a shitposter
I'm gonna go with latter

God, man. Just trying to lighten the mood here.

Your pronunciation is wrong anyway

bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2007/01/how_to_say_bowie.shtml

There ya go, faggots shitheads

>God, man. Just trying to lighten the mood here.
You're on Sup Forums. Not a house party.

>Your pronunciation is wrong anyway
Nope. Although, I personally pronounce it as boh-ee every time because it sounds goofy the other way.

Is srs business

Bow as in crossbow. Its how he himself pronounced it

I wish we were at a house party so I could follow you into the bathroom and fuck your ass.

That's not what I said at all. Just don't be surprised when others are harsh on your stupid joke on a fucking music board.

He doesn't need another stick up there.

oh ok not so srs business

You're the one spreading misinformation and saying his name is pronounced Bowtchie

kek. OP here, even I laughed.

>makes a fucking awful joke just to mess with me
>criticized by user
>user must have a stick up their ass
Don't annoy others and expect no response, faggot.

thanks for understanding

>implying

>annoy
Is this srs business?

maybe not srs bizness but reasoned

>bizness
Learn to spell if you want to be taken seriously dipshit.

Yes. Jim Bowie is pronounced Jim Boo-e. David Bowie's name is pronounced Bo-e.

Don't be scared, user.

Hey, how's everyone doing today?

>he doesn't know "bizness" is a deliberate alteration of the word business.
W E W

just look at this pup

see

you've really educated my schoolchildren

Oh wow, nice pup

Check out this tired buddy

you know that migos song bad & boujee? like they say boujee in the song.

>Why was a knife named after Bowie anyway?

Because it cuts both ways

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Granted he did do quite a bit of drugs, but I'm pretty sure the man knows how to pronounce his own name, you fucking eejit.

Do you know how to pronounce "wrong"?

The "w" is silent by the way.

Impossible to say without sounding like a brit scolding someone named BOU WEE!?

david boii

O SHIT WADDUP?

Because it was designed by Bowie's brother.

>implying Bowie was suicidal

wrong

Aw, that's one tired pup. Let's not leave mr. beaver out of this

C
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>I'm pretty sure the man knows how to pronounce his own name, you fucking eejit.
Think again, faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=FiK7s_0tGsg

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So, did everyone come to an agreement about the pronunciation yet?

Day-vid B-whoa-eee

Bow (as in bow tie) ee.

Anything different is ultra wrong. I'm invoking no-arguments, too.

He was being diplomatic. What, did you expect him to call the interviewer and the millions of retards such as yourself dumb cunts and start correcting them?

Whenever I put on his music I'm like b-whoaaaa

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LETS DO IT

I have no idea how you're supposed to read any of these. Poll is fucking shit. Do it like in the OP with analogous words/phrases

Please, retards are not allowed to take this poll. Please don't look at it. Thank you

You have "bow" in two of the fucking choises you goddamn idiot. The entire point of this thread is how you pronounce the part.
>0 votes
Good luck dipshit.

Like I said, retards need not apply to peek at the survey. Thank you

The results are in

Same, desu

It's his word and what it implies is his bisexuality you idiot

I always said it like the Bowie knife so
Boo-wie

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not him but i am

what type of dogger is this?

A prairie dogger

the bad thing...

Can I join you guys ?

Sure. Tons of dicks to go around