Going to a gay sauna tomorrow. Any tips or advice?

Going to a gay sauna tomorrow. Any tips or advice?

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stop being gay. it's a choice, not something you're born with. you're just "gay" because you're a lazy, selfish person. baawww all you want. it's an universal truth that no amount of nerdrage can change.

bring a towel.

You get free towels as far as I know. Should I wear sandals or something? Seems pretty disgusting to walk around barefoot.

Well for me it is a choice. I'm bi, not gay. Sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass is fun.

Try to have, like, a bunch of gay sex.

Lol i bet ur gay

I think Duviral should be pretty helpful afterwards. Couple of months later I mean

Yes, get a rope, tie it up somewhere nice and high, tie a loop at the bottom end of it, put your neck through the loop and swing from the end of it (no feet touching the ground) once you do that you will no longer be an attention fag on Sup Forums and you will have done the world a favour. Good luck OP!

And yes people are born gay but people are not born ignorant assholes and once you get to a certain age you are choosing to be a dick head so you can also do above user

>you're just "gay" because you're a lazy, selfish person

How does this work? Genuinely curious.

Jesus what's your problem? Did a gay dude fuck your dad or something?

jesus christ, don't forget to take your blood pressure meds angry pants.

actually people ARE born ignorant assholes that values emotions over rationale. that's why people under 30 are emotional morons. any person who considers emotions as valid arguments is a dumbfuck.

because gay culture is vulgar and promiscious. getting man-on-man action is seemingly easier. also, sex is for reproduction, the pleasure is an incitement for males to reproduce with females, which benefits society.

when you only have sex for your own pleasure and satisfying your own needs, you're selfish. simple as that

kys lol

AIDS

is that your best comeback? are you twelve?
learn how troll you moron, instead of using girlytalk

I visited bathhouses quite a bit in my late teens early 20's. They are tons of fu when you are young because you tend to be the object of desire. Don't get with the first guy that propositions you. Have fun teasing as many guys for as long as you can. I enjoyed being watched while I would shower or stroke my cock in the porn room

what do you mean by "girlytalk"? are you assuming my gender, what's your name

I'm going with some one. From you're own experience, are they clean?

You're in massive denial

you talk like a girl, so yes..

oh yeah, how exactly? don't give me girly accusations. spill the dirt you shitlord

Depends on the place. The Steamworks bathhouses are incredible and very clean

definetly. have a good time

If you expect it to be anyhing like pic related then you are too young and naive to be going to a gay bathhouse.

Expect old dudes, fat dudes, hairy dudes, dudes who moan whilst wanking,
Dudes grabbing your package, dudes following you and not respecting your wishes.

Its going to be dark and seedy and probably a little bit rapey.

Also life isnt porn, you are going to smell and probably see human shit.

However you may occasionally find a dude with a nice cock. Its pretty hot being able to suck a nice dick whilst strangers play with themselves and you.

Also dont bust a nut until you are ready to leave cause your sex drive will shoot out as fast as your load, then you will feel fuckin weird and just want to leave.
Also wear condoms and remember if it doesnt look clean then it isnt.
All this is from experience

Have fun faggit

this is great advice, stay away from any dude asking you if you party. any person in a room or area face down ass up is usually a good sign of a drugged up bottom with a dozen toxic loads in him. stay away from those types and seriously, don't play raw with anyone at a bath house under any circumstance.

>Any tips or advice?

Don't go.

Drop the soap

>Have fun teasing as many guys for as long as you can. I enjoyed being watched while I would shower or stroke my cock in the porn room

Reading that made me physically feel sick.

Its isnt a fucking choice, and i can beat that disgusting opinion outve you with a hammer you fucking honophobic bitch.

bring Gatorade and a couple of towels

These are spot on.

Remember that gay people are just regular people, majority of gay people probably think that these places are fuckin disgusting, dontexpect a room full of male pornstars, remember its only the "desperate for cock", deprived, fucked up sex addicts that go to these places.

Its going to be pretty nasty tbh man, if i were you id just go to a gay bar and try pick up someone who looks half normal

"Bring your towel" is more of a general rule.

why? I personally hate being watched, im very handsome so I'm fucking tired of every cunt hawking at me coz im so hot. I wanna go to a bath house but don't Wang seedy old men, I want handsome neckbeards :(

you are a fucking idiot.

see this it fucking is:
thenewatlantis.com/publications/preface-sexuality-and-gender

Don't pick up that soap.

>It arose from a request from Paul R. McHugh, M.D.,
stopped reading there. that guy got kicked out because he purposely misinterpreted studies to fit his agenda lol

regardless of these 'facts', you are still a fucking idiot.

Why are you in this thread?, what do you think you will achieve from this?, and do you realise that people will do what the fuck they want, regardless of your bigoted opinion?

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!1
you fucking twinkie. that's what you sound like

>regardless of the facts
LMAO

watch out for this bad boy, i heard he can get abit fiesty

watch out for this bloke, they call him the italian stallion

Do you totally lube up your arse with industrial strength anal gupe prior to going?

you decide to not push yourself to be a host to parasites but decide to fall to the role of a parasite and feed upon a less lazy male

Whats funny about you being a fucking idiot?
>'facts' not facts.

boo hoo, people do stuff I don't like, and a man I've never met agrees with me. grow up and fuck off.

Are you going with someone you can play with. That can be fun as well. Just showing off to others with a friend. Its a good way to get your feet wet with the whole sauna thing

I don't think he wants to have wet feet, a wet something else, maybe!

so are you two fuckbuddies?
what's your plan? both just playing with others, or with each other as well?

>getting man-on-man action is seemingly easier

it's easy if you are young. Once you get older (especially if you are a bottom) it become as difficult as fucking a woman.

Especially if you like good looking guy.

No, I just fucking hate pricks like you.

But now you mention it......hmmmm

you sound like a little whiny bitch. that's probably why you dad left

i don't know where you go, but i've seen a lot of good looking guy in the sauna i used to go when i was younger.

I'm 31 and i look like an average straight man, and when i go there i feel old and ugly because guy are either younger or way better looking than i am.

Why are you here?. My dad didn't leave....maybe yours did, thats why you have to be so uncouth, aggressive and homophobic. Did daddy touch you, then leave?

Come to my house, I'll sort you out.

So much this.

As well as the guys being old, fat, ugly and hairy, their egos are very fragile. Turn them down and expect a barrage of abuse.

Imagine all the worst people you've seen and/or talked to on gay social networking apps, all together in a small room with an inaccessible exit.

>i'm rubber, you are glue
don't project your own issues gayboy. it's YOU defending cock up the ass, not me

I never said anything about cocks up arses, and you assume I'm gay because I'm not a bigot like you. People will do what they want, where you like it or not, again, why are you in this thread if you hate everything that is said in here?. Just go back to your moral high ground and stfu, or read the bible or what ever gives you your out of date, retarded opinions that don't matter to anyone else in this thread.

Wow sensitive much

he's a little bigoted bitch that whines because people do stuff that he doesn't like, arh, such a hard world to live in!. If you don't like it, don't look at it or do it.

nothing wrong with cock up the ass...

rate? (not 100% hard)

ummm....that was my first post in this thread. why do you hate me so?

In fact there's a lot right with it.

lol u gay

it's an out hole not an in hole.

oh so you're a knight, in an shining armor, riding to the rescue of all those poor gays who can't defend themselves. like an social justice warrior.

well, bravo! i bet tumblr would be very proud of you. why don't you screencap this thread an show how you took down the evil racist

Looked up my closet gay sauna on Facebook and thought I'd share some of the profile pictures of recent visitors who checked in.

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Have a good time, OP

dont be gay

Nope, not at all, I just like winding idiots up, I couldn't give a fuck about your SJW bollox, never been to tumbler, and I didn't know that you were a racist but I could have guessed it. I think that 'the gays' can defend themselves against fucktards like yourself, you make it easy for them. kisses.

what a nightmare lol

It's a rapidly in-and-out hole.

what a good person you are. i bet you feel good about understanding things better than other people. if only everybody could be a gutmensch just like, then the entire world could be one gay circlejerk where everybody cums, regarding gender, race, sexual choice or social status

another view.

Me?, a good person?, I'm on Sup Forums, no one here is a good person. I don't understand things better than most people because I don't understand what the fuck you are doing in this thread, I'll ask again, why are you here?. I'm just not a bigot from the 1950's thats all. How does men fucking men effect you?, more pussy for you, surely?. i think you have underlying issues about homosexuality.

god, you sound like a right cunt, what the fuck is your issue?

Did you get raped by your father?

v nice, man

Someone needs a hug

I am selfish and proud of it

No need to live for the others or society or whatever the fuck do you want to call it

I live for myself and i will do things that I like

men fucking men is wrong. it goes against nature because men can't produce offspring. there isn't any relative moral. either it's right or wrong.

those faggots who vote for the nigger loving kike trump? no i hate those cunts. gas him like the kike traitor he is.

So im gonna stop doing it because it is wrong ? Kek, if it was the worst thing in the world i would still do it because it pleasures me

>getting enjoyment out of life
>selfish

Don't you have taxes to pay or something?

>it goes against nature because men can't produce offspring
nah, this is wrong. nature doesn't have set rules besides gravity and stuff. anything that happens is pretty much natural. nature and natural isn't inherently good/right or bad/wrong, it just is and we judge it with our subjective morals.

Surely the disgusting part is all the strangers indiscriminately fucking each other

gay sex is ok with me, since you're gonna get aids and/or get beaten to death by a mob, so technically i don't have to do anything.
>being gay is both a crime and a punishment

ha ha ha. oh dear. As long as no one gets hurt, all is good. why do you feel you have the right to judge others when their actions don't effect you at all?, what has it got to do with you?, you sound like you are complaining a little too much. Just because you think something is wrong, doesn't make it wrong. There are all ready too many people on this planet, a good bit of buggery sounds like the right thing to do so the world can stop filling up with idiots like you. I wish your dad had fucked your mum up the shitter instead of producing such a backwards, retarded, bigoted, nasty waste of skin that you are. Where did you get your 'morals' from?, an old book full of lies?. XXX

>if it's natural, why can't gay produce offspring?
>if everybody is ok with it, why are so many in the closet?

>What is condoms
>What is living in a country where gays ( or in my case biseksuals) are accepted)

but people at night clubs are ok?, sex parties are bad to eh?. dude, you are a loser.

Stop being such christian slavefags. Its allll good. The jews in Hollywood are not the bible

i just told you that natural doesn't mean reproducing. i didn't say everybody is okay with it.
work on your reading comprehension, this is embarrassing.

Do you live in Afghanistan?

Yeah, get AIDS.

Some women can product offspring, shall we kill them too?, what about men with low sperm counts?. Again, there are too many of us on this lump of rock already, it's just a way of controlling the population.

get high with 2CB or marijuana

>look at me i live in a 3rd world country and i want everyone to accept my subhumanity

can't*

"Reproduction (or procreation, breeding) is the biological process by which new individual organisms – "offspring" – are produced from their "parents". Reproduction is a fundamental feature of all known life; "
sorry mate, science is against you

sweden

faulty ovaries is an genetic disorder caused by women having sex with gay men