You're in an elevator, with one other person. You notice this person is Paul McCartney. The elevator gets stuck between floors, emergency button doesn't work, you cannot contact the outside, and both of your cell phones are dead. You have no idea how long it will take for someone to figure out the elevator is broken and have it fixed. So you make small talk with Paul and end up spending a few hours having a very interesting conversation. Suddenly Paul gets this look in his eyes and tries to blow you.
What do?
Andrew Sullivan
Open my drawers and let him in.
Parker Thompson
>billionaire wants to blow me >sure, I charge $10million and that includes hush money >never tell anyone
William Morales
I'd let Sir McCartney blow me, and I'd consider it an honor. It'd be almost as big of an honor if he'd allow me to return the favor.
He's Sir Paul Fucking McCartney you damned heathen: Show some respect.
Brody Butler
lol
Daniel Sullivan
He wouldn't get that far,...cause I fucking hate him anyway..
Goes like this..
Going in lift, can't believe luck Mc cuntny gets in lift too..
strike two, no one else gets into lift...
strike three, lift breaks down...
Torture,beat,kill!!.
Connor Reed
Then I'd get you TOO!
Torture,beat,kill.
Carson Phillips
Nice one sir!
Elijah Gomez
Nah. Let's wait for our heroes.
Henry Thomas
Beatles are overrated.
Thomas Ramirez
only if he signs a contract that gives me as much of his money as possible
Gabriel Hill
literally who
Jonathan Davis
He can do it if he has pics of him Cumming on heather mills stump
Nicholas Perry
He's just an impersonation, the real Paul is dead. I don't want a BJ from a faker.
Dominic Morris
No shit...100% agree..
My only regret is I am not going to live in a future where, WE aren't going to get constantly bombarded with these cunts getting smoke blown up their arse's...
Hardly like the cunts cured fucking cancer is it!
(and I am a massive music head)
Brayden Nguyen
kys underage
Jordan Morgan
Only plebs dislike the Beatles
Jose Hughes
I wouldn't let him blow me, but I'd definitely ask for some hair. Then find some DNA from 1964 and see if he's really the walrus.
Henry Sullivan
Delete system 32.
Andrew Turner
I imagine it going like this:
>Paul gets a fiendish look in his eyes >He gets in close, I back up against the wall >He says something like "c'mon luv, I was in the Beatles" >I'm too shocked to say no >He unbuttons my pants >tears fill my eyes >He puts my weiner in his mouth >I start singing as tears roll silently down my cheeks
"Yesterday.... All my troubles seemed so far away..."
Carson Morgan
Wakey wakey...
I understand they were big in the 50-60s, I understand people were fanatical about them..(Nothing new, people have been like that about many musical acts throughout the ages)..
BUT...To be attacked from every angle all the fucking time , No wonder these cunts are so rich, every fucking news channel and tv programme, seems to think its their job to push their ever reproduced in some bullshit 'you haven't got this' form...That everybody JUST HAS TO HAVE!!
No YOU can say what you want...
Average tune, average musicianship (and I am a qualified musician) and Zero personality as people, except for George harrison , who I forgive for even being in the Fucking bottles...
Zachary Carter
Why do I have two cell phones?
Juan Rodriguez
One for communication.....
One in the old 'prison wallet'...Just to remind you of the good times!!
Isaiah Bell
>yesterday
10/10 kek'd
Juan Robinson
You seem upset and retarded.
Jacob Sullivan
"qualified musician" doesn't necessarily infer "not a total dickwad"
Daniel Morgan
Retarded Maybe but not upset!
Ignorance is bliss!
Jason Gutierrez
Quads from the gods cannot lie.
John Miller
Hey I ain't deni'in nuttin...
Daniel Harris
I guess I would let him, I mean who doesn't love the stones?
