I need to hack a reddit account

I need to hack a reddit account.
Someone made a sub under my stage name and is trying to bribe me to remove his mod power.
I make porn and was wanting to use the sub for promo and such.
The guy is just a dick. I'm not giving him a cent. He's getting off on the power trip.

What do? I will pay monies if anyone can help me out here. Or ill make pron for you.

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Post the sub

/r/maeveminx but it's set to private ever since he proposed the bribe
Also i see what you did there

lets start with some pics

Honestly i dont even know why this has affected me as much as it has but i legit just got done crying, internet. People are the worst. I wish i was a robot instead.

if you can't google
you can't help

if you wont post some custom photos, b tagged, we wont help

This isn't the sort of thing you hire crackers for, this is the sort of thing you hire lawyers for.

To hack yourself

Can't you just complain to the admins? Reddit seems like the sort of site fascist enough to delete a squatter's sub.

It isn't copyright infringement because he isn't reposting my content. He's just sitting on the sub name. I'm probably just going to create a new reddit account and reserve the sub off the bat so this bs doesn't happen again.

OMG, HE STOLE MY INTERNET NICKNAME
I CANT DO PORN NOW

Nerp. Wish it were that easy.

call it

>/r/therealmaeveminx
with a matching username

problem solved

And?

He still has to fight a C&D.

Better still, send one over to Conde Nast as well. They'd probably rather just whack a porn sub then deal with it.

You're barkng up the wrong tree dork.

Are you retarded?

Wow, magically, all of a sudden, unexpectedly now the sub is set to public with galleries of you from a week ago.

Are you done advertising here now?

Okay whatever

Hang on, you're *complaining* about getting more free porn?

You looked up u/maeveminx not r/maeveminx.
This post was about the guy who decided to make a subreddit in my name. Obviously i have an account which was also stated.
Lrn2read

Advertising can get you b& on gw so playing coy is better than publicly posting that i do porn. I'm not trying to advertise on gw, just enjoy the exhibitionism before i take the account seriously.

same nose

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