I accidentally sent this to my gf. Wtf do I say as a execuse?!

I accidentally sent this to my gf. Wtf do I say as a execuse?!

you found it. thought it was retarded. sent to her?


I send all kinds of retarded fucked up shit to my lady friend.

pretend to be a normalfag
Say "what is is this for sick shit lmao"
and now gtfo

tell her you wanna marry her and have kids as soon as possible. Boom instant lolis

who was this intended for?

My friend .

tell her the friend sent it through your phone

I guess...but I mean the reason I was trying to send it to him wouldn't make sense out of context .

just say "be my cute loli"

Delete the text on your end. Don't bring it up. When she asks about it show her you didn't send it.

I've had it before where someone else shared my phone number before. Someone had put in my save phone VIN when singing someone else up. Tell her that happened and get a new phone number.

Just say you watch the anime and the image is out of context.

Ask her if she thinks it's cute

If she's disgusted by it dump her and get a GF that's actually suited for you

look what i found on _____'s phone, sick fuck.

done.

tell her it made you think of her.

Don't explain. Ever.

>this is why we should have daughters

im too old or something, but i dont see a fucking issue with any kind of drawing.

"I have a problem"

This.

You're using too much logic, something that most people don't tend to value

destroys your cell with a hammer and say you stole it ..

or buy another chip. and say you stole the cell. but you bought one like ...

Tell her you like her suck you while you view that image

I truly, truly hope she ruins your life with this you sick stupid fuck.

>My emotions are the most important thing in the world! >:C

>loli is wrongthink
>wrongthink is a crime
>crimes are illegal

user, you're going to jail.

post the messages here faggot

"This is my greatest fantasy"

After that send her more fucked up shit and say "no actually this is my greatest fantasy"

"Or maybe this"

She'll laugh

Thus spoke the voice of experience.

If you need an excuse for your GF, you dump the fucking normie.

I mean, its child porn. If he goes after cartoons he most likely goes after children as well. But go ahead defend predators.

Girl's just want to have fun?

>If he goes after cartoons he most likely goes after children as well

Just like how people that watch rape porn go out and rape everyone they see, or people that play FPS games go out on shooting rampages, makes perfect sense

Oh wait, you have literally no idea what you're talking about

You already fucked up your lie user, you claimed you had a girlfriend

we all know girls don't exist

>being this desperate for attention

What's going on in that pic?

spongedick and sandcunt?

Man you fucked up better hope she don't call the cops thinking that its cp bruh

This world is doomed

>can't even see a single nipple
>it's a drawing

>this makes it CP

strange

Agreed

spongeknob squarenuts

why does it matter?
it's not a big deal or even pornographic.

Can you us why you text cuddling lolis to your friend, now? This sound interesting.

Normies are easily offended

Even a completely innocent drawing of some young girls is enough to trigger them

you must be bait here.

What was the context ?
I mean, maybe you can just explain her and she could understand...