I accidentally sent this to my gf. Wtf do I say as a execuse?!
I accidentally sent this to my gf. Wtf do I say as a execuse?!
you found it. thought it was retarded. sent to her?
I send all kinds of retarded fucked up shit to my lady friend.
pretend to be a normalfag
Say "what is is this for sick shit lmao"
and now gtfo
tell her you wanna marry her and have kids as soon as possible. Boom instant lolis
who was this intended for?
My friend .
tell her the friend sent it through your phone
I guess...but I mean the reason I was trying to send it to him wouldn't make sense out of context .
just say "be my cute loli"
Delete the text on your end. Don't bring it up. When she asks about it show her you didn't send it.
I've had it before where someone else shared my phone number before. Someone had put in my save phone VIN when singing someone else up. Tell her that happened and get a new phone number.
Just say you watch the anime and the image is out of context.
Ask her if she thinks it's cute
If she's disgusted by it dump her and get a GF that's actually suited for you
look what i found on _____'s phone, sick fuck.
done.
tell her it made you think of her.
Don't explain. Ever.
>this is why we should have daughters
im too old or something, but i dont see a fucking issue with any kind of drawing.
"I have a problem"
This.
You're using too much logic, something that most people don't tend to value
destroys your cell with a hammer and say you stole it ..
or buy another chip. and say you stole the cell. but you bought one like ...
Tell her you like her suck you while you view that image
I truly, truly hope she ruins your life with this you sick stupid fuck.
>My emotions are the most important thing in the world! >:C
>loli is wrongthink
>wrongthink is a crime
>crimes are illegal
user, you're going to jail.
post the messages here faggot
"This is my greatest fantasy"
After that send her more fucked up shit and say "no actually this is my greatest fantasy"
"Or maybe this"
She'll laugh
Thus spoke the voice of experience.
If you need an excuse for your GF, you dump the fucking normie.
I mean, its child porn. If he goes after cartoons he most likely goes after children as well. But go ahead defend predators.
Girl's just want to have fun?
>If he goes after cartoons he most likely goes after children as well
Just like how people that watch rape porn go out and rape everyone they see, or people that play FPS games go out on shooting rampages, makes perfect sense
Oh wait, you have literally no idea what you're talking about
You already fucked up your lie user, you claimed you had a girlfriend
we all know girls don't exist
>being this desperate for attention
What's going on in that pic?
spongedick and sandcunt?
Man you fucked up better hope she don't call the cops thinking that its cp bruh
This world is doomed
>can't even see a single nipple
>it's a drawing
>this makes it CP
strange
Agreed
spongeknob squarenuts
why does it matter?
it's not a big deal or even pornographic.
Can you us why you text cuddling lolis to your friend, now? This sound interesting.
Normies are easily offended
Even a completely innocent drawing of some young girls is enough to trigger them
you must be bait here.
What was the context ?
I mean, maybe you can just explain her and she could understand...