Greentext your time when your dick was handled in a nonsexual way but it was quite sexy for you

greentext your time when your dick was handled in a nonsexual way but it was quite sexy for you.
> be in hospital with broken arms
> nurse cleans my genitals in the morning
> get boner
> she pulls back forskin and cleans with washcloth
> cum
> she says oh and cleans it off
> acting professional no further words lost about it

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>Be 16
>5'6
>Havent grown in 3 years, so I was concerned
>How long will I grow doc?
>Docter has to mee dick size
>It has to be hard first
>It won't grow by itself
>Insert help

He was a man

when my mom showed me ohw to wash myself under foreskin.

age and did you cum?

Surprisingly hot

Was this on penis inspection day?

> got a condom catheter
> nurse grabbed my dick and wanked it hard to get catheter on
> mfw
> no happy end though
> I wonder how many nurses do it that way

youtube.com/watch?v=VzlNeIvSW08

Yes at school. The gym teacher was thorough

this kills the man

>be 9
>in hospital because i fractured my leg
>my left leg is in a full fibreglass cast, from thigh to toe
>wearing a gown with only underwear underneath
>lying down on bed
>can't reach the piss jug
>i get my mum to hold the piss jug while I piss

I also shit the bed when I was in hospital.

>I also shit the bed when I was in hospital.
cool story bro

> decide to get a waxing (kind of bored and wanted to see if it really hurts)
> look for brazilian waxing in my city
> get a 7/10 Brazilian in her 30s, pretty sympathic
> kind of question my decison to get my balls waxed but don't want to back out
> pokerface
> she tells me not to be nervous because professional etc
> says some even get erections and it makes waxing there easier because she doesn't always needs to hold it
> jokingly say sorry that I'm not hard
> she makes me hard
> mfw she keeps me erect until she is done

this is kinda the opposite of this thread but earlier today I took a shower with my 9 & 6yo nephews and I had to help the younger one, and by help i mean i did basically all the work. wasnt sexual but i was surprised how soft and smooth he was down there. also fck green txt

do you have a piss fetish today?

>be me 14
>I had a weird EKG after palpitations
>WPW syndrome
>had to get heart catheterization
>goes in through femoral artery
>have to get pubes shaved
>hot as fuck nurse walks in
>moves dick out of the way
>think baseball think baseball
>boner
>damnit
>"dont worry its ok"
>sorry uhhhh yeah
>tells me if anything it's a compliment
>few minutes later she injects me with a sedative and not sure what happened before that
>for real she was really hot
>

kind of, but it's not a big thing.

and it wasn't because of the pissjug story

> uncle in hospice
> told me when he got washed in the bath tub he got an erection
> nurse asked if she should help him out with that
> wanked him off without witing for an answer
his last days sure were fun

>tells me if anything it's a compliment
I wonder how many nurses play it off but feel used because they get objectified by you sexist assholes

>been cumming blood for a month
>getting checked for testicular cancer by a small asian man
>he seems awkward/unsure
>think about tits
>starts to grow, halfway there
>suddenly icey gel all over my balls and the base of my shaft
>balls flee inside my body to escape the sudden icey grip
>wand starts to move up and down my balls, back to plan A
>finish progress towards final form
>glorious veiny 8 inch cock flexes towards his face

Funniest thing ever watching him try to avoid looking at it, get slapped in the face by it. I'm a terrible human being.

Didn't have ball cancer, so can't be too bad.

that's gay

>objectified by you sexist assholes
How does it feel to play the skin flute?

> be 22
> go to a coccyx surgery
> locally sedated, still conscious, but high as fuck due to local anesthesia
> Laughs and makes sexual advances on the doctor and her student and the nurses
> Doctor is not pleased.
> Get to the room. Can't pee, because can't feel anything from below the waist (anesthesia).
> Ask nurse to help. Reluctantly says yes.
> Get a raging boner right in her face.
> Screams, and runs away.
> Can't pee, because boner.
> Another nurse (a far uglier. fatter and older) comes
> HappyEnd.jpg
> Still couldd not pee
> Not even sorry.

I'm not gay, he was the one with a cock in his face..

Clearly not gay.

>Another nurse (a far uglier. fatter and older) comes
I feel sorry for you. But still better than a male nurse

>I also shit the bed when I was in hospital.
Don't be too embarrassed, Hillary shits herself all the time and she's running for president.

I actually was really good looking when I was younger and she just smiled as it rose lol she was being objectified I think she saw I was sitting there staring at the ceiling trying to not think of it like no other. And then being embarrassed when I got hard

Coccyx surgery? What was wrong with yours? I have a minor congenital coccyx deformity, did you too?

No no, it was not a surgery on the actual coccyx, but on the skin and muscles around it.

you should have asked for her number

My cousin sat on my lap during a road trip. Lots of bumpy roads, Had a boner I couldn't hide.

No way she didn't feel it, but she didn't say anything but occasionally she would re-adjust and rub her butt around it

>gets erect at men handling his balls
>not gay

Yes Uncle user!!

not gay faggot

>where's your fucking face you stupid fucking newfag? mfw.. means a fucking pic, faggot.

didn't want to read a gay story

>Doc has to check me balls
>Think now would be good time to have giggle
>Doc starts to fondle
>Close eyes and think bout sexy
>Boner is yes
>Doc stop then tell cough
>Try not laugh and cough cough
>He look in my eyes
>I look down and try not laugh so hard is my penis
>Doc stand up and sigh
>My keks are seen
>Doc keks too

> be in hospital with broken arms
wat?

F A G G O T
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>Objectified by sexist assholes
tumblrina detected

>2016
>still thinks you need to post a face when you say mfw
>mfw

since when is getting a boner from a guy cupping your balls gay you retard? i will get hard from hearing my dog lick itself but im not into dogs

>had hydrocel surgery
>was doped up too much to remember anything
>fondled while doped up
>woke up after surgery to family watching nurse check my balls
>still hazy memory at the whole experience

>I get hard from hearing my dog lick itself
>not into dogs
Kiddo, I got some bad news for you

I don't know why, but I love Brandi Belle.

>since when is getting a boner from a guy cupping your ball
since ancient greece?

>i will get hard from hearing my dog lick itself
>im not into dogs
this has to be b8

...

>yfw you're a newfag

degenerate

>but im not into dogs
>I fap to gay porn, but no homo

got surgery near my groin, had to be shaved down there.

>Nurses are cleaning my dick with sponge after the surgery
>raging hard on, cannot control it
>they bend it a bit to clean around
>hunnghh
>i'm speaking with the male, 50ish surgeon
>trying to pretend i'm having normal, civil conversation all the while he can see my stiff dick being cleaned by the nurses
>mfw

thanks!

Do you not speak english?

>not greentexting properly
>calling someone newfag

traffic accidents can be a pain in the ass

Busted

thanks for sharing

I had pretty much the exact same experience (different medical reason for the catheter, but it's all the same for the story)

but
i was fucking 24, and I thought I could prevent my dick from getting hard when simply handled by a nurse

well I couldn't

>b8

it's only gay if the balls touch

All of /b is gay stories you faggot

i was 9 and immobile, only embarrassing thing was my dad had to clean it up for me

>mfw found the newfag
Happy now, kid?

you're welcome

True story

Haha you fat hairy fuck. Pilonidal sinus.

>oh

kys

>shatter ankle skateboarding in Australia
>in hospital bed a few days later
>smoking hot blonde nurse with nice big boobs walks in
>says it's time for me to wash
>bends over lowering the side rail
>can see right down scrubs
>she stands up asking if it will need help bathing
>not a moron and say yes I will
>probably could have done it by myself but not gonna miss this chance
>she flashes a coy smile
>she helps me hobble into the bathroom and sit in the chair
>bucket with warm water sponge and soap in
there
>take my gown off while seated but can't get back up to take boxers off
>she helps me up and starts to take boxers off
>her hand brushes my cock
>houstonwehaveliftoff.jpg
>boxers finally off and I have a semi going
>she looks down and smiles as I sit back down
>has me lean forward and washes my back and shoulders
>feels unbelievable
>she is brushing her boobs against me on purpose, at least I think
>tells me to lean back
>diamonds at this point
>she helps me to my feet and cleans the back of my legs
>then she cleans the front brushing her hand against my cock and balls
>she finally begins to wash my cock
>feels amazing
>apologize for the erection
>she says don't it's nice to help someone younger clean and she says I have a nice cock
>begins stroking it
>tell her she if continues I will cum
>she looks up and smiles again asking me to sit down
>cleans my chest and face
>once I'm rinsed off she helps me back to my feet and begins drying me
>cock throbbing at this point
>she wraps the towel around it drying /stroking
>the time has come and so have I
>cum into the towel
>she gives me such a devilish grin and helps me get dressed and back into bed

Shame I never got to see those tits besides when she bent down

well I'm diamonds now

jesus

you got a hard on reading about a dude's hard on?

You are autism

well nurses are human too. But I think if that came out it would be the end of her career.
How old were you?

I got a hard on imagining myself in that story.

Pretty basic fantasy.

"You watch porn that has a girl giving a guy a handjob? You must be gay if you like watching a guy get jerked off."

Not everyone is as much of a faggot as you are, no matter how much you want us to be.

If you didn't you must be a gay.

well take a look at this faggot over here

22
She made the younger comment because the other guy in the room was a 80 something old man who kept shitting on himself. When the nurses got me up and moving the day after she bathed me I found out most of the other patients on the floor were elderly

You ejaculated blood for a mont before going to the doctor

>dick slapping your doc

Alpha as fuck

Lost my shit in front of co workers before clock in. Thanks. Haha

>dick slapping your MALE doc
>cringy as fuck
fixed

zoozle

>mfw studying nursing and reading this thread
Good thing the assistant nurses deal with most of the washing

>not asserting social dominance with dick slapping

Look at mr faggotry over here

>go to doctor because a can feel a lump on my right testicle
>he's touching it, doing the ultrasound thing looking at the screen
>he looks certainly worried
>this does not look good user
>ohgodpleaseno.png
>he steps out of the room saying he will be right back
>ohfuckshitwhatnow.jpg
>coming back he tells me that we have to cut it open soon to take a precise look at it
>wat
>making a date for surgery on the next fucking day
>happiness.exe has stopped working

since than and since I had ballcancer there were an awfull lot of doctors touching and looking at my gentials. No girls tho, as you can imagine I did not want any girl to help me with anything dick related an that time.

You should of offered her $20 to finish

> not comfortable in own skin enough to do something like this
> homophobic enough to take the time to post this

no, he isn't gay, its not gay unless balls are touching.
on a side note, ive done likewise things, getting wood when a friend is over and acting like i don't notice, i also do it in line at the bank, arcade like place near home, etc.

...

but it was quite sexy for you?

I sexual harassed a nurse while in the er once morphine hit me.

> be ce'est moi
> 34
> jerk to nurse porn daily
> discover lump
> ask for male doc
> he on vacation
> get old but milf nurse
> too late to back down
> already at half mast
> remove trousers
> rock hard and dripping in precum
> she looks at it and leaves the room
> Im told to rebook for next week with the male doc

shit I fucking missed the goddamn topic. My bad

Fucking kek

>implying women use Sup Forums

Not gonna lie I've thought about doing that. There's something I find profoundly hot about getting your junk touched in a setting it shouldn't be.

>12 with weird chest pain
>sat up in hospital bed
>nurse comes in and takes pulse from my groin
>neck available
>wrist available
>nope straight in and fumbling around my balls and wang
>and then she left

It was actually pretty surreal. My dad was there, I didn't get any explanation and she didn't even hold her hand there long enough to judge my pulse rate.

Fucking pedo gtfo reeeeeeeeeee

this is kind of funny, I don't want to break the mood and see if she will sometime do it on her own

sorry about that cancer mate

fucking kek

did you visit the doc by now?

>Brandi Belle
I forgot she existed. Know where to find full videos of her? I feel like a nostalgic fap.