Ask a guy that works at target anything

Ask a guy that works at target anything

why have you not an hero'd yet fam?

Strongly considering it

Noah?

how old are you?

22

Yes God?

AZ?

Where do you work?

Pros and cons of working at Target?

BTW text me tomorrow I need weed again.

Have you met alex?

whats the pay like?

10.50hr to stock shelves

is this temporary or do you have no goals?

Why they change coupon policy

Pros: half decent pay, extremely attractive co-workers, 10%discount
Cons: fucktard managers. I.e. Changing schedules without telling anyone and then firing them for not showing up.

How does it feel to work somewhere that makes you want to blow your brains out on a daily basis?

No goals. Musical fuck up

When will u get a real job?

Why did your parents name you Thumb?

Considering porn. Is that a real job?

Are you fucking retarded?

It's just an unusual name, yknow?

Not OP you fuckass...

Nah his name is Thumb, not OP. Didn't you see the name tag?

are your LODs a bunch of assbackwards cunts?

Don't get too down. I worked a string of shitty, low-paying jobs like barbacking/busing and eventually ended up at Best Buy. I met a guy who worked there who knew the HR director for a big chemical plant in the area and, eventually, I found my way into its lab and I'm now applying my degree. This month is my two year anniversary there. The point is never stop looking for opportunities or the next stepping stone even in the shittiest of situations. Also, things have a way of finding you even when you're not looking.

Chill nick.

Shit nigga. Thank you

All managers are fucktards. That's why they're managers. Get used to it.

No, his name is Thumb, bro.

Can I build a toilet paper Fort?

Do you feel inferior to Walmart?

Idk man I've had some cool managers in the past. These are especially fuck and tarded

I would say target is a cleaner walmart

Fuck you Logan.

Why is your thumb so fucking girly?

i used to work for target. then my location decided they would let all the good people go and hire shitty lazy bitchy workers and ruin everyone's hours. have fun op.

No problem. I remember the misery of working retail - and I was in customer service. Fuck me it was terrible. Just trying to keep a nigga from using an exit bag. Keep scanning the horizon, friend.

They switched it up since I left for flow team everyone got a section like Walmart but getting shit hours here how are your hours looking?

You guys ever have gangfights against the Walmart people in the abandoned Kmart parking lots?

Ever identified as female for five minutes and follow a chick into the ladies' room?

Take advantage of your store's stupid policy, and take some pics while you're at it.

My names not actually Thumb but I do go by it

I worked at Walmart, then CompUSA. Shit tier jobs, but I finally met a person that broke me out of there. Now work in I.T. for a bank. That was 18 years ago.

Shit sucks dude, the only thing worth doing is working with ap to steal shit.

The fuck is CompUSA?

what is it like getting paid less than a walmart employee?

Wally world pays 10/hr

Those aren't Target cons, those are retail cons.
Anywhere you go in retail is going to be that way...

>changing schedules
Fuck I hated that so fucking much

Hey OP. I work in a liquor store and have been there for nearly a year now. Pay is around 21 an hour (Aus dollars). Customers can give grief, but for the most part are chill and need to be nice just to get their alcohol.

I will say that it's actually depressing how many people are dependent on their alcohol. Myself included. Started off having 2-3 drinks a night, now it's up to about 6 standard drinks a night.

Anyway enough about my shitty retail job. Do you or any coworkers you know do gross shit to the items? Like revenge to customers for being such cunts?

I haven't yet but I did blow a massive fart while sitting on a stack of water. How about yourself?

How is it overall? When I worked there in 2009-2010 it was pretty shitty. I used their register print out coupons and gave people ridiculous discounts as long as they were cool